Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 178 Days and 77087 Haiku later...

I tried to bind them
Wishful thinking child I was
Alas, they escaped
Haiku # 3092, February 19, 2000 7:15 am ET
by (_)D~OuttaCoffee
dark cloud above my head
every bridge crossed
another nail in my bed
Haiku # 3091, February 19, 2000 12:37 am ET
by jeff of va beach, US
My heart is broken
No bunny slippers for me
My feet are too big
Haiku # 3090, February 18, 2000 10:37 pm ET
by (_)D~Coffee
total silence comes
little silicone lawyers
judge judy frees us
Haiku # 3089, February 18, 2000 6:26 pm ET
by basho-elgrande
I wish I could fly
High up in the sky but I
Can't You can I can''t
Haiku # 3088, February 18, 2000 2:58 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Does anyone know
If a Space Pen really works
Upside down in space?
Haiku # 3087, February 18, 2000 2:45 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Hark, I have risen
Like Lazarus from the grave
Okay, not "like" like
Haiku # 3086, February 18, 2000 2:41 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
they call me dick ears
but i speak the holy truth
broccoli is king
Haiku # 3085, February 17, 2000 7:55 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
they call me dick ears
but i speak the holy truth
broccoli is king
Haiku # 3084, February 17, 2000 7:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bonfire is primo
it''s haiku with attitude
but where is kenneth
Haiku # 3083, February 17, 2000 7:00 pm ET
by basho -bla-bla
some haiku is so
bad that Kevorkian should
turn the hose on it
Haiku # 3082, February 17, 2000 6:50 pm ET
by Basho-bla-bla
lukewarm ankle-deep
ocean where we throw our nets
infested with turds
Haiku # 3081, February 17, 2000 4:18 pm ET
by ash
internet junkie
the telephone my pipeline
the keys my surfboard
Haiku # 3080, February 17, 2000 4:06 pm ET
by ash
I''m the roasted pig
let this bed be the platter
you are the apple
Haiku # 3079, February 17, 2000 10:48 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
privileged child asked
"was expensive school worth while?"
answers "i think not"
Haiku # 3078, February 17, 2000 9:57 am ET
by Ted
inlaws and outlaws-
the difference between them?
outlaws are wanted.
Haiku # 3077, February 17, 2000 9:56 am ET
by Ted
bride''s mom: "husband should
not see you completely nude"
so bride wears a hat
Haiku # 3076, February 17, 2000 9:55 am ET
by Ted
flashback from third grade
writing haiku when told to
who is telling now?
Haiku # 3075, February 17, 2000 9:54 am ET
by Ted
flashback from third grade
Haiku # 3074, February 17, 2000 9:52 am ET
by Ted
Looking at all these poems make me sick. Then I realize that it is the reflection of the guy standing behind me with a knife.
Haiku # 3073, February 17, 2000 9:22 am ET
by Bad_Lil_Angel of Dallas, USA
among my blessings
I am fortunate to count
a freakish horse cock
Haiku # 3072, February 17, 2000 7:38 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
white banana in
Whiz Bang Clunk Rattle, Presto!
brown banana out
Haiku # 3071, February 15, 2000 10:15 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
This is a Haiku,
Five, Seven, Five Syllables,
Harder than it looks
Haiku # 3070, February 15, 2000 7:57 am ET
by westprog of Dublin,
popular demand
the bonfire lights up the site
welcome back stranger
Haiku # 3069, February 14, 2000 3:45 pm ET
by ash
gave my notice here
at my good-bye lunch I''ll lie
and say it was great
Haiku # 3068, February 14, 2000 11:53 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
murderous boy scout
waits underneath your back porch
"Hi Mister!" BLAM!! BLAM!!!
Haiku # 3067, February 14, 2000 11:52 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire (OOPSIE)
pull that shit again
the origins of the phrase
are unsavory
Haiku # 3066, February 14, 2000 11:50 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire (OOPSIE)
pull that shit again
the origins of the phrase
Haiku # 3065, February 14, 2000 11:49 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Choose money or time,
the means precludes the doing -
pursuing my tail.
Haiku # 3064, February 14, 2000 5:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
slick prospectus, the
only uni (at first flick);
now I''m here it''s shit.
Haiku # 3063, February 14, 2000 5:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Brighton, England
Bob got feelers up
for honey junk on tight rope
teet bean mescaline
Haiku # 3062, February 14, 2000 12:32 am ET
by FROM BOB ANTHROPOD TO THE GASOLINE GIRL
stick y in the grips
from start to fish little ring
half an ounce shit-head
Haiku # 3061, February 14, 2000 12:12 am ET
by BOB ANTHROPOD of la,
dsafg
gsfd
fdsg
fgd
fdg
Haiku # 3060, February 13, 2000 10:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
seeking hollywood
we jack in expectantly
and off requited
Haiku # 3059, February 13, 2000 3:01 pm ET
by ash
day trading cowboy
rides the bucking bull market
alamo pending
Haiku # 3058, February 13, 2000 2:52 pm ET
by ash
Where are you, I miss
you, Hollywood Bonfire
I jack off wildly
Haiku # 3057, February 13, 2000 10:12 am ET
by code red
This site has gone straight
to hell in a handbasket
hot sex with a corpse
Haiku # 3056, February 13, 2000 10:10 am ET
by code bleu
A fat ass man
who walks as fast as he can
He had to take a shit!!
HA! Ha!
Haiku # 3054, February 13, 2000 8:40 am ET
by Nikki
don''t hassle basho
his crap makes your shit sparkle
and that takes talent
Haiku # 3053, February 12, 2000 6:10 pm ET
by basho-bugovsky
basho you screwed up
hole starts with an h, dipstick
not a w
Haiku # 3052, February 12, 2000 6:02 pm ET
by chopstick of oneness
crystal clear morning
pissed a huge whole in the snow
i''m feelin groovy
Haiku # 3051, February 12, 2000 5:54 pm ET
by Basho-fukupalot
basho is my name
and bad haiku is my game
tis my claim to shame
Haiku # 3050, February 12, 2000 5:45 pm ET
by basho-tsunami
tumbleweed mama
flippin fritters like a pro
rotgut drags us down
Haiku # 3049, February 11, 2000 6:56 pm ET
by basho-saurus
cold coffee ring sticks
Whitesnake on the radio
taste is perilous
Haiku # 3048, February 11, 2000 1:32 pm ET
by Janesse of Toronto, Canada
burning hot sunshine
sparkling estuarine vista
freezing cold water
Haiku # 3047, February 11, 2000 2:43 am ET
by ash
once upon a time
happily ever after
was a fairy tale
Haiku # 3046, February 11, 2000 2:41 am ET
by ash
I have a bad cold
A sneeze projects from my mouth
Boogers on the screen
Haiku # 3045, February 10, 2000 10:16 am ET
by SunGod of USA
some yestersomething
i had much more energy
and i could focus
Haiku # 3044, February 9, 2000 8:30 pm ET
by ash
yo informatics
though i don''t understand u
your message is strong
Haiku # 3043, February 9, 2000 8:29 pm ET
by ash
softly falls the rain
alas it is acid rain
Spot goes belly up
Haiku # 3042, February 9, 2000 5:05 pm ET
by Basho-poseur
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