Beer Number One
Shock my Newly Divorced Soul
Shake off The Cobwebs
Beer Number Two
Quickly Follow Number One
Tingle My Nostrils
Beer Number Three,
Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Let
Me Not Remember
Beer Number Nine
by Scott of Still Alton,
instead of love---grunts
instead of caresses----howls
just count your blessings
by Basho-nimbus
stock market bubble
responding to gravity
pulls down my nasdaqs
by ash
Sweat falls like rain,
I approach her,
My mouth won''t open.
by Madhav Saxena of New Orleans, USA
Outdoor theatre
Sitting, bombed with bat-poo
Art reflects life again...
by Dee Bee of Sydney, Australia
godly providence
ceramic saxaphone plays
that noted refrain
by ash
sitting in the morgue
surrounded by the corpses
cadaverama
by ash
I see the sun,
it shines in my face,
how i wish i was in a shaded
place.
by mike willis of auburn,
by dugi of Florda, TAlisey
bla bla bla bla la
check out my new cd burn
er bla bla bla bla
by basho-bla-bla
I tried to bind them
Wishful thinking child I was
Alas, they escaped
by (_)D~OuttaCoffee
dark cloud above my head
every bridge crossed
another nail in my bed
by jeff of va beach, US
My heart is broken
No bunny slippers for me
My feet are too big
by (_)D~Coffee
total silence comes
little silicone lawyers
judge judy frees us
by basho-elgrande
I wish I could fly
High up in the sky but I
Can't You can I can''t
by Kenneth Extension
Does anyone know
If a Space Pen really works
Upside down in space?
by Kenneth Extension
Hark, I have risen
Like Lazarus from the grave
Okay, not "like" like
by Kenneth Extension
they call me dick ears
but i speak the holy truth
broccoli is king
by Thunder Stork
they call me dick ears
but i speak the holy truth
broccoli is king
by Anonymous Poet
bonfire is primo
it''s haiku with attitude
but where is kenneth
by basho -bla-bla
some haiku is so
bad that Kevorkian should
turn the hose on it
by Basho-bla-bla
lukewarm ankle-deep
ocean where we throw our nets
infested with turds
by ash
internet junkie
the telephone my pipeline
the keys my surfboard
by ash
I''m the roasted pig
let this bed be the platter
you are the apple
by Hollywood Bonfire
privileged child asked
"was expensive school worth while?"
answers "i think not"
by Ted
inlaws and outlaws-
the difference between them?
outlaws are wanted.
by Ted
bride''s mom: "husband should
not see you completely nude"
so bride wears a hat
by Ted
flashback from third grade
writing haiku when told to
who is telling now?
by Ted
flashback from third grade
by Ted
Looking at all these poems make me sick. Then I realize that it is the reflection of the guy standing behind me with a knife.
by Bad_Lil_Angel of Dallas, USA
among my blessings
I am fortunate to count
a freakish horse cock
by Hollywood Bonfire
white banana in
Whiz Bang Clunk Rattle, Presto!
brown banana out
by Thunder Stork
This is a Haiku,
Five, Seven, Five Syllables,
Harder than it looks
by westprog of Dublin,
popular demand
the bonfire lights up the site
welcome back stranger
by ash
gave my notice here
at my good-bye lunch I''ll lie
and say it was great
by Hollywood Bonfire
murderous boy scout
waits underneath your back porch
"Hi Mister!" BLAM!! BLAM!!!
by Hollywood Bonfire (OOPSIE)
pull that shit again
the origins of the phrase
are unsavory
by Hollywood Bonfire (OOPSIE)
pull that shit again
the origins of the phrase
by Hollywood Bonfire
Choose money or time,
the means precludes the doing -
pursuing my tail.
by Anonymous Poet
slick prospectus, the
only uni (at first flick);
now I''m here it''s shit.
by Anonymous Poet of Brighton, England
Bob got feelers up
for honey junk on tight rope
teet bean mescaline
by FROM BOB ANTHROPOD TO THE GASOLINE GIRL
stick y in the grips
from start to fish little ring
half an ounce shit-head
by BOB ANTHROPOD of la,
dsafg
gsfd
fdsg
fgd
fdg
by Anonymous Poet
seeking hollywood
we jack in expectantly
and off requited
by ash
day trading cowboy
rides the bucking bull market
alamo pending
by ash
Where are you, I miss
you, Hollywood Bonfire
I jack off wildly
by code red
This site has gone straight
to hell in a handbasket
hot sex with a corpse
by code bleu
A fat ass man
who walks as fast as he can
He had to take a shit!!
HA! Ha!
by Nikki
don''t hassle basho
his crap makes your shit sparkle
and that takes talent
by basho-bugovsky
basho you screwed up
hole starts with an h, dipstick
not a w
by chopstick of oneness
