Just kidding about
No worse than any other
We all fuck up some

I fink you meen wurs
You spell as you speak I fink
Shirly you nowe that

Anonymous prose
from anonymous muppets,
you bring shame to all...
***
Good Haiku dot com
A plaice for purfect spellurs
I wouldnt fit in :-(
***
So this ends it then.
The last bad Haiku i make,
the rest will be worse...

You mad, bad poets,
with your daily word sparring,
get a fucking job!

Better than a queen
How do you know it

it is you
the flaming arse
that lights my torch

Excellent grouping,
well done 007!
Two in each hechman!

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM,
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM,
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!

sure it's all good fun
till they burn your embassy
so who's laughing now ?

king of my small world,
I stay unknown out of fear.
(ugly and single)

Ouch that really hurt.
Cant we all just get along?
No woman, no cry...

Oh so very sad
Did you not do well at school?
There there Titties

anonymous pet?
you had better bend over
spell check wants ur ass...

Anonymous cock!
Let's all have a circle wank,
in your honour, cunt!

Wee tim

Don't try this at home
But drink down a beer barrel
Sure it makes you drunk

Don

That

Funny? Funny how?
Like I fucking amuse you?
What is so funny?

A balding psychic,
portrayed by Patrick Stewart:
He sees EVRYTHING.

(Prophet of hope)
Right on the button
How can they not see the truth?
Small minds not thinking?

wrestlemania
"Hulk hogan Vs Rick Flair"
winner takes pension!

Shadows of silence
stay the tongues of the watchful
as horrors they show.
>
Evil unchallenged
holding disbelief captive
has trust bowing low.
>
>
Self-deceit favours
the weakness of millions
where liars can feed.
>
God will be slandered
by satanic deceivers
of militant breed.
>
>
Women in shadow
of men who love violence
do not have a voice.
>
Men who have nothing
to offer but cruelty
know nothing of choice.
>
>
Wake to the nightmare
of the downfall of freedom
before it

Days of rage, burnings,
calls for decapitation,
Join the faith of peace.

#Night watchman wanted.#

Behind a torn cloud,
the sun bleeds into the sky.
A broken rectum.

I'll touch your dark cunt
Then inhale your putrid stench
and jerk in your face

It's dark and squishy
With my fingers up my cunt
Won't you touch me there?

My balls are so round.
If they were out of their sack,
they would roll away.

Lying in the bath,
I check my balls

It

Heidi should be mine
She is my perfect equel
Damn you Proncess John

Sleep deprivation
Malnutrition, psychosis
Cocaine binge, hooray!

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Inflammatory?
Sever the heads of chillies!
Taste-buds offended.

A yam ear two right,
may queue thing cough hike ouse.
Butt snot watt ewe sea.

Words scrum together
and kick a thought around.
It

Quiet as a mouse,
I creep into Mother

The barn door opens.

Today I will eat:
Chips, peas, pies, gravy, kebabs.
Vorsprung durch technik

I wee in milk, too.
I wee anywhere I please.
Don't drink in my house.

Wee I drink in Tea.
It's Wee that I pee in Tea.
Drink my lovely Wee.

Neil, off the telly.
He is a metal faced thug.
Hamster style..... ATTACK!!!

I have a poo-head
Feel my sticky, lumpy mess.
My poo-head is great!

Poo comes out of bum
Mine is brown with sweetcorn in
What does yours look like?

i often wonder
is it fun to push grannies
off blackpool tower?

Every Friday
I wear womens underwear.
I am a tranny.

Bestiality!
The fun way of becoming
a monkeys uncle...

Turning Japanese,
think I

A rusty corkscrew
is slowly twisted into
the eye of my cock.