inspirational
commercial imperative
art for money's sake
get to work janis
negotiate with hallmark
maybe "bad franchise"
by ash
i'm so serious
you should believe every word
if you're gullible
by Anonymous Poet
I have to admit
I am Nobody because
Nobody is perfect
by Janis of Toronto
At intersection
Of aesthetics and commerce:
Satan in repose
by Lush
(commercial haiku)
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Reading Bad Haiku?
Find it a pain in the ass?
Try this remedy.
by Earthly Herbs Hemorrhoids Remedy
Johnny 5 got free
Fell in love with A. Sheedy
Guttenberg can act.
by Ryan of Korea
much anger they have
haikus they write? or lawsuite
as yoda would say
by max
For Ash
I can understand
Your position but no one
Looks at his website
by I
what is the problem?
art and money together?
ash, give me a break
by joshua of boston
ash is a wanker
thinks his haiku is a claim
silly wanker ash
by drophammer
geek panhandler
who'd beg our words for nothing
so he can sell them
by ash
Clearly the product
of a moment spent riding
Satan's big 'ol cock!
by office jockey
always liked my palm
but now it's electronic
am i a wanker ?
march 7, 2001 (see the archives)
- i am claiming documented prior publication of the concept of product inspired haiku
my lawyer will be in touch
by ash
take all legal risk
and surrender copyright
is that possible
should i press submit
it seems you really mean it
no, seriously
by ash
i write some haiku
and you sell them to sponsors
it sure beats working
by ash
sponsor this haiku
my fan base will kiss your arse
for the right money
by ash
lush make love not kill
experiment do not fear
submit for cash dough
by max
Flagrant misnomer:
"spontaneous combustion."
A heat source exists.
by Lush
Someone please kill max
And all associated
With productmoment
by Lush
Hanging by ankles,
then continuous blow-backs.
Crumple to the floor.
by Tardis of AK47
I think that 10K
is just not big enough for
all human culture.
by Gravettian of Pleistocene
Alveoli filled
Rapid transfer THC
Floor far beneath me
by Lush
Sparse erudition
Paves the road to perdition.
Baked ... in Hell's Kitchen.
by Lush
An
epoch reform
Wherein the "C" in
CE
is much more common?
It's logic'ly sound,
But will accelerate the
Y10K crisis.
by Adam of Hollow Scene
I drove for five miles
to get dog food, then realised
I don
by Mad Ken
P
by Isbjørn of Longyearbyen
It
by Concise Oxford Dictionary
I suppose Baffin
Is Legal where it
by What is Baffin anyway?
Glaciation and
modern civilization?
They never happened!
by Tora-Bora Caveman of Sharia Law
Nobody told me
the damned ice age was over.
Bloody freezing here.
by Uncivilized of Baffin Island
End of recent gla-
ciation; rise of modern
civilization.
by Adam of Holocene
Quality of haiku,
seismic shocks and horny whales.
They all come in waves.
by Dave
this isnt even a dumb poem! it dont even ryme@
by bob
My angel Ashley
Is mine in every way
Yet, stolen from me
by Thomas
Quoteth Moe Szyslak:
"Tatum'll fustigate 'im!"
verb, beat with a club
by Lush
What is a Ukraine?
Whatever is a Black sea coast?
Odessa? soda water?
by ewolfram of NYC
The Creationists
are the stupidest people
that ever evolved.
by Jesus, son of an arab carpenter
Could it be Australians?
Self admitted Haiku nerds
Tempting us to ask
by Daaa I don
who is more stupid
me for writing this haiku
or you for reading
by ash
infecting the world
like the hiv virus
dumb repetition
by ash
If stupidity
Equals violence then US
How many gun deaths
by Anonymous Poet
On this Earth of ours
Who are the stupidest?
People of us all
by Public perception
For Americans!
Odessa is in Ukraine
On the Black sea coast
by Christ, in Europe! Christ, buy an atlas!
75 % of
All teenagers tested in
Odessa has HIV
by Anonymous Poet
Our surfers are tough
Surf in winter when it snows
Howling gales as well
by William. Waters the same bloody temperature anyway
