Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 165 Days and 77045 Haiku later...

All of you love shirts
Become that thing from last week
Envy air and poof
Haiku # 52982, October 25, 2015 6:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
behold my squirrel
sedated hate metaphor
come on back for more
Haiku # 52981, October 25, 2015 2:06 am ET
by ME
But a well-paid skank!
Still all the Johnnies want me.
Although old and worn.
Haiku # 52980, October 25, 2015 12:58 am ET
by DF
kretek tooth packing
eases my pain really well
but tastes fucking vile
Haiku # 52979, October 24, 2015 6:37 am ET
by ash
Your life decision
Is changing from whore to skank
Congratulations
Haiku # 52978, October 23, 2015 11:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
From whore to madam.
I'm making a huge life change.
And damn it pays good!
Haiku # 52977, October 23, 2015 12:51 pm ET
by DF
i note the tremors
subconscious volcanism
threatens to erupt
Haiku # 52976, October 23, 2015 5:07 am ET
by ash
why am I so sad?
because I'm not happy like
I think I should be
Haiku # 52975, October 22, 2015 9:27 pm ET
by the big kahuna
There are too many
chickens in this world for one
man alone to fuck.
Haiku # 52974, October 22, 2015 9:05 pm ET
by df
Yes I'm back, but I
See vacation in bondage
This is real torture
Haiku # 52973, October 22, 2015 3:50 am ET
by ronin
Holding my poop in
For five long days and long nights
Clog my friends bathroom
Haiku # 52972, October 20, 2015 6:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
made it justin time
canada oh canada
trudeau or true d'oh ?
Haiku # 52971, October 20, 2015 9:50 am ET
by ash
output of impulse
no thinking involved at all
easier this way
Haiku # 52970, October 20, 2015 1:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
goodbye my molar
farewell old tooth thirty-five
not without a fight
Haiku # 52969, October 19, 2015 6:54 am ET
by ash
Stupid fucking spam
Go get fucked roughly by a
Pig covered in shit
Haiku # 52968, October 18, 2015 8:29 pm ET
by Fucking shit of Goddammit
We need to get back
to the time we fucked chickens
instead of this shit.

Here's my video of me fucking a bunch of chickens on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7_GNgfzRvo
Haiku # 52965, October 18, 2015 2:36 pm ET
by DF of The hills of Tennessee or the praries of Oklahoma.
Fuck all these spammers
Fuck you reading this haiku
Fuck everyone
Haiku # 52964, October 17, 2015 10:31 pm ET
by Goddammit of Fucking shit
VW, Audi i Skoda to sa motoryzacyjne smieci. Zreszta teraz bankrutuja po ujamnieniu ich dzialalnosci po
Haiku # 52962, October 17, 2015 3:00 pm ET
by gytre of hgf
All the sexies poop
Even the hot ones as well
All the good girls poop
Haiku # 52961, October 16, 2015 2:54 pm ET
by YoZillDropItHard of Canadurr
Bad farts smell cheese like
Chef smells my dick cheeses too
Not very happy
Haiku # 52960, October 16, 2015 2:53 pm ET
by YoZillDropItHard of Canadurr
Being a midget
Would suck a ton of big dicks
Easy to reach though
Haiku # 52957, October 15, 2015 7:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vast feelings
Of homo-erotic
Nipple clamps
Haiku # 52956, October 14, 2015 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what's that brief buzzing ?
hark the lonely homophobe
project and deny...
Haiku # 52955, October 14, 2015 8:59 am ET
by ash
fleet moronism
replete with bastard vision
Stifle it, Edith
Haiku # 52954, October 14, 2015 6:56 am ET
by Lush
Internet hoodlum
Repeating the the same old shit
He's bored with himself
Haiku # 52953, October 13, 2015 11:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of 925ewsulfe
Lobster love
Lobster sea pussy
Lobster shit
Haiku # 52947, October 13, 2015 1:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
brace your tender hearts
tonight we storm the castle
wearing lobster suits
Haiku # 52946, October 13, 2015 12:32 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Fuck Halloween
Give out chocolate laxatives
Fuck little kids too
Haiku # 52945, October 12, 2015 1:15 pm ET
by Hateful asshole of Mahoning Street
my obsession is
talking rodents in space ships
they could be my friends
Haiku # 52944, October 12, 2015 12:57 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Your obsession is
Homosexuality
Please get over it
Haiku # 52943, October 11, 2015 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Having bad day, huh?
Make fun of clowns, they get paid
For their awful lives
Haiku # 52941, October 10, 2015 6:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Eat beans on a boat.
Raft and fart are anagrams.
The catfish don't mind.
Haiku # 52940, October 8, 2015 3:48 pm ET
by The Ghost of Huck Finn's Ass
wash your dirty hands
rinse away your filthy day
never getting clean
Haiku # 52939, October 8, 2015 12:28 am ET
by $en$e
That last haiku was
Sad as a fucking gay clown
Holy depression.
Haiku # 52938, October 7, 2015 7:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
post here over and
over till you become the one
voice who posts stuff here
Haiku # 52937, October 6, 2015 12:56 pm ET
by roninxxx
Jerk off in steak house
Upset the hibachi chef
He no like my meat
Haiku # 52936, October 5, 2015 12:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I sport the pants tent
My boner has the fury
Third related thing
Haiku # 52935, October 5, 2015 12:22 pm ET
by HamBoneStone of the vagina of Jonah's Whale
I sport the pants tent
My boner has the fury
Third related thing
Haiku # 52934, October 5, 2015 12:22 pm ET
by HamBoneStone of the vagina of Jonah's Whale
more than ten years gone
awful as anything good
five seven five
Haiku # 52933, October 4, 2015 10:34 pm ET
by bashomatique of Lisbon NH
What coincidence?
Time will fuck you upside down
Lather, rinse, repeat
Haiku # 52932, October 1, 2015 7:23 am ET
by Vacation of my anus
We accept defeat
Goober sledgehammer spammer
Where the fuck are you
Haiku # 52931, October 1, 2015 4:17 am ET
by Shame of the same
Now that you found us
Instead of your heart and mind
Open your asshole
Haiku # 52930, September 30, 2015 3:43 pm ET
by Florida man of Florida
found a haiku site
my heart and mind opened to
viagara posts
Haiku # 52929, September 30, 2015 3:18 am ET
by Boo of Radley
The ultimate poem:

It is so profound.
There is nothing left to say.
My life is complete.

I'll now retire.
And go live on a small farm.
Fucking pigs and goats.
Haiku # 52928, September 30, 2015 1:31 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
You are a dumb fool
My mother is Ursula
All hail the sea witch!
Haiku # 52927, September 29, 2015 2:16 pm ET
by Bagtagula the foul of At the bottom of the sea
Cool tenticle porn
Because squids have eight long cocks
Inside of your mom
Haiku # 52926, September 29, 2015 2:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You've met my mother.
You're implying your palm stinks.
Don't jack off so much.
Haiku # 52925, September 29, 2015 1:15 am ET
by DF
Got to know your mom
Her farts are like nerve gas bomb
Better than my palm
Haiku # 52924, September 28, 2015 8:23 pm ET
by Rhyming Dictionary of Them old fashioned things called libraries
Did Jesus spray poop
when he had died on the cross?
Bloody holy shit!
Haiku # 52923, September 28, 2015 7:12 pm ET
by Good taste limbo dance: How low can we go? of Paris France
I'm not shocked by cock.
Door-busting twat would amaze.
Wife material!
Haiku # 52922, September 27, 2015 11:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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