You like lighter yolks?
I've never tried Egg Beaters.
I beat other things.

That was a bad yoke.
I need me a hole to poke.
So I don't waste eggs.

there's certain burdens
one continues to bear till
one can't anymore

or one decides to cast
the burden aside and realize
there were lighter yokes

when a person quits
an on line forum or chat
what is freed up from

not interacting
or what things happen that would
not been focused on

so capitalism
will it go away or will
it evolve somehow

the extroversion
or should I say perversion
of the introversion

of the version
of the words ending in ion
like venison

conservatively speaking
it is more like this on going
free verse thing

but
WE NEED MORE poets

Used Google and found
Pervara's a webcam whore.
I am not surprised.



Middle school girls can
write with more substance than that.
Where's my puke bucket?

Pooping on a lout.
Fun times; I like to watch you
poo and stall the Pee.

Okay I'm done here
You are a used empty shell
Full of my word-spunk

Wanderer nomad
Vagabond vagabond run
Walk until you die

Trampling people
Blood lotion feet softener
Now to shine my spine

I like to ramble
I'm a mad god after all
You will hear of me

Popping in and out
Sometimes I like to watch you
You can call me P.

I just witnessed the
Haiku war of dumbasses
It was terrific

well as we toast the
fallen we say 42 and
then our brains get smooshed

Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V(Oh, that Santragian seawater! Oh, those Santragian fish!)
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in honor of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heavy odors of the dark Qalactin Zones, subtle, sweet, and mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphuor.
Add an olive.
Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .

televised ads for
exercise programs all smiles
but just the body

nothing for the mind

it boggles my mind
what new technology can
do and it does do

well I will need a
Pan Galactic Gargle blast
to start things off here

in real life how much
in recipees for the blast
is there, one called for

Gatorade

Re-Edit:

An innuendo:
Italian enema or
suppository.

Suppose the story
about the enema is
not an enigma.

It goes in your end
and then you let out an "OH!"
In your end, oh oh!

Suppose the story
about suppositories
is an enema.

Japanimation
Animated enema
AEnimalistic.

I am such a tool.
I need you to feel this
internal cleansing

An innuendo:
Italian enema or
suppository.

Suppose the story
about the enema is
not an enigma.

It goes in your end
and then you let out an "OH!"
In your end, oh oh!

Suppose the story
about suppositories
is an enema.

Japanimation
Animated enema

the occult gets dull
to someone who thinks it's just
a distraction to

eternal life like
He can cover my ass for being
an ass even here

on this site

it was kind of like
when hootie and the
blowfish were so well

shocking in the 90s
plain, boring kindly music
no heroin chic

when the tape gets caught
and one says be kind and please
rewind, are there words

to say when the tape
snaps and innuendos there
as well, what was porn?

i wonder who tops the
bottom and who bottoms the
top. Who was the Dom/me?

Siskel or Ebert?
laurel or Hardy, Abbott or
Costello, and with

such perverse ideals
innuendo what does it
mean when our hero

Bud said "who's on first"
boggles the mind but to us
Scorpios sex gets

really boring...

Pony girl porn tapes.
Miniature horse pussy.
Equine husbandry.

Underground circus.
vhs on VHS.
DVDs are best.

Is your penis ill?
Then take your penicillin.
Don't touch my chickens!

Dirty old pervert.
A Very Horny Senior
needs no Viagra.

the whole thing about
a chat or bboard is once
away, it is gone

forgotten, not so
important anymore just
words on the comp. screen

beatnik beating off?
next question who are you to
judge, remember the

"Christian" well he's back
and ive met pony girls and
i'll prob. marry one

Drop nukes on China.
It would improve the pollution.
Clean up the planet.

Oh, wait, nevermind.
I forgot they make Fleshlight.
Wank, spank, shlurp, spooge, spooge.

Remove batteries
from a light saber handle
to put in Fleshlight.

Radioactive
sperm cells slithering like snakes
to conquer China.

A nation of thieves,
copyright infringementists,
commie criminals.

Destroyed by my sperm.
One for everyone Chinaman.
Next is Switzerland.

Rummaging or theft,
what was found in your garage
were homemade porn tapes.

The miniature
horse was a rather nice touch.
made me want to touch....

myself.

to go to a thrift
store, find a used vcr
watch those old crap flicks

what shall we find that
many have forgotten and
thrown out for new toys

Bring my enima!
Shove it way deep up in there!
Flush out those haiku!

coffee, bathroom, here
go to bathroom shower drink
more coffee, repeat

Arnold is Arnold
Hercules in new York ya
dat's a funny flick

but you know only
the best can make the weirdest
interesting :)

hmm so one person
wants to ho over the top
and the other wants to

be ironic a
bit and gets fucked by the one
voice on here being

ironic iron
pumping alone coastal mast.
skiing in alberta

the skeletons in
my closet want to meet with
your skeletons to

dance the last dance and
pray the last prayer for R'yleh
has finally arisen

irony is old
obsolete, quietly put
in the attic, just

only found in thrift
stores and 4 am on tv shows
as tv dies out and

we die out

I can't just let you
post a few things alone but
after years not being

here I just dropped in
to post a few dumb words you'll
tear to bits and I'll

forget it again

irony and and
blasphemy all in one place
we can dance macabe

skeletons with paunch
never growing up still the
fanboy bitching han

he shot first

For white guys only:
Do you feel inadequate?
Do you bore your spouse?

Is your dick too small?
Hang a heavy weight from it.
It will become long.

Just like the black guys,
your dick will be ten inches.
And also be black.

Black with gangrene pus.
Now you have to amputate.
We'll call you Caitlyn.

Going to Sundance
Need to buy clothes that fit in
Lumbersexual

those boobs weren't pooping
it was a cleveland steamer
nestled in cleavage

Does your weener act
Like a very scared turtle?
HIT IT WITH HAMMER!!!!!!!

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I also like farts.
Great minds think alike, yet great
behinds stink alike.

They aren't pretending.
One time I saw boobs pooping.
It messed up my head.

M. Night Shyamalan
Declares plot twist for the train
It goes in my ass

That's reality
Truth is something different
I think farts smell good

That is my own reality
But it is not truth to you
You see what I mean?

I hope so because
I have no idea where
This train is going

Street kids huffing glue.
They will not live to forty.
But what fun they'll have!
Getting fucked each night.
Often by sev'ral grown men.
Just to buy some food.

Don't give them money.
They'll just buy more Rugby glue.
Give them fruit and bread.

There is no truth here.
Poems contain only lies.
See, I told you so!

That wasn't my sword.
And it wasn't your pride that
got penetrated.