I tried to find your heart online
You found mine
Heart and heart here and there

Fuck all of this noise.
I'll add my own SPAM again.
And why shouldn't I?

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The World's Worst Poetry

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I want to be invisible for the sake of doing what most people would consider inappropriate in public places. Yes, that

Vaginoplasty!
Make that sloppy old thing shine!
Like Madonna's song.

Juicy, tight, and pink.
"Like a vir-ir-ir-ir-gin!"
Five thousand dollars.

Jesus fucking Christ!
There's enough SPAM to feed the
Philippines Navy!

No coincidence
that, yes, the SPAM is Chinese
in its origin.

Do a who's who search
on the SPAM sites, they're Chinese
almost all the time.

Fucking Communists.
Bunch of criminal assholes.
Greed and corruption.

A war would be good.
Fought with ebola and AIDS.
Airborne HIV.

It's what they deserve.
They have destroyed they planet.
They mush be punished!

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where are these spam posts
coming from, china? maldives (the)
erm, Grenada? nah...

we could also see
this as one big dadaist art
project adding shit

like haikus to the HELLO HELLO I HAVE VIAGRA things that pop up here

I've seen these spam ads
just take over bboards from
times less facebooky.

it feels like the net
has lost the personal self
and is like kudzu

just growing, choking
out everything else, mono
cultures eating up

I've been posting here
for a long time, i want to
see it come alive

(without the ads of course)

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Trees are so dang hot
They make me want to eat rice
Photosynthesis

Vogons do not share.
You of all people should know.
This website is MINE!!!

Mwahh ha haaa haa HAAAAAaaaa...!
(evil laughter echoing away in the void...)

Yeah, it is boring here. Hell, I though you were a pussy, but those other guys can't hang. You're a tough nut, vhs. My hat off to you... oh, I don't wear a hat... well then my pants off to you instead. ;-)

i've been trying to
get people to post here too
i think we're the last

hate it though

Hello!

Nourishment is good.
Good for the heart, mind, and soul.
Cheetos and Coors Light.

Manatee jerky.
Displayed next to bubble gum.
This is in China.

My vagina stinks.
I've tried the leading douches.
What do you suggest?

occasionally
alumni stop by to post
anonymously

I chased them all off.
It's expected from Vogons.
It's in our nature.

do any of the folks
who used to post here stop in
and post some haiku?

Well that IS horseshit.
Here we peddle doom and gloom.
You care to buy some?

I predict a war.
Fought not with bombs and bullets,
but with diseases.

Infected soldiers
infiltrate the enemy
to spread STDs.

psychic detectives
sad pile of steamy horseshit
pedlers of false hope

well if that were to
happen the ads for shaving
cream would appear here

"new for ball shaving, to reach those hard to reach nether regions! only 1.50 and highly senstive, also useful for facial features and reinactments of that disturbing scene in Pink Floyd's the Wall for fetish parties!"

ok Gen X where'd you go

This is not so fun.
There are other things to do;
shave each others' balls.

we have been reduced
to ads ads and ads and where's
the cheesy web page?

celebrating the life of mr spock with captain kirk in chains?

More Chinese scam shoes.
They will soon own the whole world.
Trump will be their bitch.

Vaginas explode.
And penises will fly off.
It's caused by gluten.

Do not be a kook.
Go around the impact zone.
It's polite and safe.

Hello!

fly buzzes around,
making an annoying sound,
that's why it must die

You know it's bad when
Inuits feel ennui.
It's innuendo.

It's in your end, oh!
Acid suppository.
LSD, that is.

Are you counting days
'Til Suicide Squad comes out?
You'll need some Kleenex.

And not for crying.
I think I'll take my Flesh Light.
Hope no one hears it.

9 levels of hell
but it's just fucking ennui
we all have that stuff

it's called existentialism...

I understand now,
Life is like toilet paper.
Still stuck in the drain....

An acre is the area of a rectangle whose length is one furlong and whose width is one chain.

One furlong = 660 feet
one chain = 66 feet
one acre = 43560 feet squared.

I think I'll buy me a football team.

I can sense the fire
It is terribly hungry
Feeding it children

what's my answer, i
don't know, all opinions are
speculation, signs

Windows 10 is shit.
The graphics are horrible.
It's slow and locks up.

Can bugs be happy?
Butterflies look like they are.
That's all that matters.

Found the love of me online,
where to find my love?
Created the heart of me online,
Where to create my heart online?

What would be the cost
of a new lunar rocket?
Should I build my own?

Two men in a park.
They were fucking and sucking.
Vaping is more gay.

The monster truck roared.
It spat gravel like buck shot.
I needs me a beer!

Some people read books.
While other people do not.
Choose your side wisely.

Air molecules bounce
randomly predetermined
by clandestine gods.

Children play in mud.
At the beach by the sewer.
They'll live forever.

I'll pick some flowers.
Then I'll give them to some nuns.
Nuns need more flowers.

Arrrrr, I'm a pirate!
I have a wooden peg leg...
Like to admire it?

privacy is a
thing that the narcissitic
internet world view

has lost a sense of
one can be too positive
we need more fuck off

in our lives

There's something right there.
And something else over here.
Not sure what this is.

I find if funny
when someone thinks it's for them
when it's all for me.

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