BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
280 Days
and
65607 Haikus
later...
Empty booze bottles
A trail of cigarette butts
I knew I'd find you
Haiku #65607, by Scum of Of the Earth
August 19, 2019 9:37 pm ET

Hongkie protester's
Big guts brave as hell!
Stand up to Maoists.

Communist killers
Killed thirty million men
The great leap backwards

The Honkies can see
What the Communist future
Soon will bring to them.

A million Tank Men
will be hunted down and purged
Just like Tiananmen

Respect to them all
Who dare to fight back against-
Communist evil
Haiku #65606, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
August 19, 2019 5:37 am ET

The great mystery
Every one will go back there
To where we started.
Haiku #65605, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
August 19, 2019 5:21 am ET

Receive visitors?
No thanks- want to be alone.
Thank God for quiet.
Haiku #65604, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
August 19, 2019 5:17 am ET

Tattoo my penis
Is there room for a dragon?
A small mosquito?
Haiku #65603, by Overheard of Philippines tattoo parlor
August 18, 2019 3:37 pm ET

Wafer in his beak
The Catholicssowary bird
On the Sunday strut
Haiku #65602, by Bird watcher
August 18, 2019 2:51 pm ET

John Boy Walton's mole
Overlooked at communion
"Hey, where's MY wafer??"
Haiku #65601, by Noticer of Details
August 18, 2019 2:48 pm ET

Praise Godzilla
All hail the top banana
Sunday is his day
Haiku #65600, by Heathen of Not in church
August 18, 2019 2:30 pm ET

Closer inspection
Mastered a new yoga pose
I've a lovely cunt
Haiku #65599, by Namaste
August 18, 2019 2:25 pm ET

When the neighbors look,
dance naked at your window.
Let them take pictures.
Haiku #65598, by Anonymous Poet
August 18, 2019 6:01 am ET

That is disgusting.
Eggs, vinegar, and oil
for real mayonnaise.
Haiku #65597, by Try sesame oil for a flavorful twist. of Hellmann's is pure shite.
August 18, 2019 5:58 am ET

Backyard meat beating
Penis soothed in a large tub
Hellman's Mayonnaise
Haiku #65596, by Neighborhood watch of Behind binoculars
August 18, 2019 12:19 am ET

Silk draperies blow
Revealing their nude figures
I watch them and wave
Haiku #65595, by Nosy neighbor of Next door
August 18, 2019 12:15 am ET

The best birth control:
Radioactive condoms.
If they break, mutants!

Like X-Men and shit.
Piss acid and fart nerve gas.
New comic franchise.

But reality.
Toxic Figpucker Brigade.
They'd all be naked.
Haiku #65594, by Too Much Coffee Man and Red Meat. of Something like that.
August 17, 2019 10:40 pm ET

I should eat my wife.
She is so Goddamn fat now.
Cooked she'd be a feast.
Haiku #65593, by df of Hannibal would understand.
August 17, 2019 10:31 pm ET

This poetry page.
My "long pig" discussion group.
Post your recipes.
Haiku #65592, by df
August 17, 2019 10:26 pm ET

Radioactive
My humping make you glowing
More, Fukushima!
Haiku #65591, by Stiff Willow of Follow the moans
August 17, 2019 10:24 pm ET

Albert Fish was cool.
He ate only the best meat.
Tender ass of child.

Call the FBI.
But they know I eat children.
And they do not care.

They're only poor kids
It's population control.
Love third world countries.

Trump sometimes joins me.
Travels to "Shithole countries".
Dining on shitholes.
Haiku #65590, by He's a nasty president of He eats assholes like donuts.
August 17, 2019 10:21 pm ET

Mao Sugiyama.
He cooked his own zucchini.
Google it and see.

People paid for it.
Hardly an appetizer.
And a bit chewy.
Haiku #65589, by df -- discerning cannibal
August 17, 2019 10:02 pm ET

Cook your zucchini.
Perhaps with Parmesan cheese.
Grated, not powdered.
Haiku #65588, by Only absolute white trash and Asian people use powdered parm in a plastic shaker. of Even in the Philippines I use the real stuff.
August 17, 2019 9:51 pm ET

The number of my
farts to equal the Big Bang?
Of course, forty-two.
Haiku #65587, by df
August 17, 2019 9:48 pm ET

Blue ribbon award
The prize winning zucchini
Down here in my pants
Haiku #65586, by Rural Guido of Rural
August 17, 2019 9:23 pm ET

Your fart is not fine
When compared to one of mine
Mine are like fine wine
Haiku #65585, by Fart Knower of Vineyard
August 17, 2019 9:20 pm ET

Vaginal pus sacs
bursting upon intercourse
provide needed lube.
Haiku #65584, by Whore house hors d'oeuvre of Horse doover manure maneuver mouth way too south.
August 17, 2019 7:45 pm ET

Just want to repeat.
You are too repetitive.
Your poems prove it.
Haiku #65583, by Autistic Parrot of You're way too boring!
August 17, 2019 7:40 pm ET

Just want to repeat:
Darth's REAL mouth is his anus.
And his breath proves it.
Haiku #65582, by Anonymous Poet
August 17, 2019 5:33 pm ET

her clit was so huge
she sodomized men with it
and they loved her more
Haiku #65581, by
August 17, 2019 7:22 am ET

Penis vagina
Penis vagina penis
Vagina penis
Haiku #65580, by Vagina of Penis
August 17, 2019 5:58 am ET

Getting married soon
I suppose I ll have to wash
My dirty asshole
Haiku #65579, by Betrothed
August 17, 2019 12:12 am ET

Amid the silence
Hark! A rustling of dry leaves
The Gorgon lets wind
Haiku #65578, by Poopie of Porch
August 16, 2019 10:05 pm ET

Breathalyzer test
Most unusual results
You must eat pussy
Haiku #65577, by Hal Itosis of Breathing room
August 16, 2019 9:58 pm ET

Smelly running shoes
Left behind by some poor soul
His feet still in them
Haiku #65576, by Walkin Funny of Trudging along
August 16, 2019 8:52 pm ET

End of summer bash
S mores, gooey marshmallows
Chunks of my dark shit
Haiku #65575, by Alexander Graham Cracker of Campfire
August 16, 2019 8:48 pm ET

Just want to say it:
Darth's REAL mouth is his rectum.
But hey-- you knew that.
Haiku #65574, by Anonymous Poet
August 16, 2019 5:15 pm ET

Gold pigeon slippers
Painstaking embroidery
Covered in bird shit
Haiku #65573, by Art Isan of Splattered Statue
August 16, 2019 2:47 pm ET

Haunted hovel where..
Strange bumps in the night sound off..
What the hell was that?

Past karma pay back?
from mistakes made in the past?
Or a lonely ghost?
Haiku #65572, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
August 16, 2019 6:34 am ET

Thank your lucky stars
You 're not a giant sized nose
Standing behind me
Haiku #65571, by Giant sized farting person of In front of you
August 16, 2019 1:27 am ET

SPUTTERS SPUTTERS BLOW!
I PAINTED YOUR SHUTTERS BROWN
NO CHARGE FOR THE CORN
Haiku #65570, by Corn eater of Half assed painter
August 16, 2019 1:07 am ET

Sometimes when I Fart
It shutters out syllabic
Perfect Haiku Form
Haiku #65569, by Edgar Allan Poem of In my pants
August 16, 2019 1:05 am ET

Someone once told me
The secret to poetry
Write what you know
Haiku #65568, by Fart Knower of The Chihuly of Fart Blowing
August 16, 2019 1:01 am ET

Started a Fart Farm
Now so need Fart Scarecrow
Any volunteers?
Haiku #65567, by Fart Farmer of Fart Farm
August 15, 2019 10:46 pm ET

Callous on my hand
Big callous on my phallus
Now, guess my hobby
Haiku #65566, by Whalen O'Quail of Hard to say where
August 15, 2019 10:10 pm ET

i can't let you mess
up an awful poet site
without my help, g.

it may be the only writing
i actually do in my lifetime
Haiku #65565, by vhs
August 15, 2019 9:35 pm ET

I don t take pictures
Nay! My fart is my selfie
Want the hard copy?
Haiku #65564, by Con flatuations of Fart Hall of Fame
August 15, 2019 9:18 pm ET

Rewind, VHS!
Careful not to unravel
Poetry is fun
Haiku #65563, by Poet of Under old willow
August 15, 2019 9:14 pm ET

i kept my peace for
a while here, but here i am
again, dog vomits.
Haiku #65562, by vhs of world hell
August 15, 2019 6:31 pm ET

The lumberjack belched
Got down on one bended knee
And ripped some rank farts
Haiku #65561, by Trudging along of Pancake Resraurant
August 15, 2019 1:10 pm ET

Work bitch work bitch work
Work bitch work bitch work bitch work
Work bitch work bitch work
Haiku #65560, by Bitch of Work
August 15, 2019 10:39 am ET

Hamburger meat farts
Sweet candy butt nougatine
Messy red poophole
Haiku #65559, by Walkin Funny
August 15, 2019 4:49 am ET

Addams family Thing
He always finds that sweet spot
Doo dee dee doo snap snap
Haiku #65558, by Satisfied tv viewer of Climax
August 14, 2019 9:41 pm ET