Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 256 Days and 77190 Haiku later...

Pigs will fly into
The restrooms of the world...must
Be manifesto

Written on tee pee
Haiku # 77190, July 27, 2024 12:17 am ET
by Vhs
I just want to say:
Miss Karmela Harrison
Should be prezident!
Haiku # 77189, July 26, 2024 10:01 pm ET
by She Deserve It of You Go, Girl
My cheeks are so clean
You'll sink your face in between
And give me a kiss!
Haiku # 77188, July 24, 2024 12:07 am ET
by Right on the Kisser, of Kourse
i have to reveal
never wash my face in sinks
but i clean my cheeks
Haiku # 77187, July 23, 2024 12:54 am ET
by some dirty bum
I have to tell you
a small secret I must share
for a feeling I love

Pissing in the sink
at libraries, bars, restaurants
Department stores, clubs

A feeling so good
unrivaled sense of power
I love sink pissing
Haiku # 77186, July 22, 2024 5:48 pm ET
by Piss Baby of Where you wash your face
cloudstrike is all wet
but try and stay good humid
when businesses sweat
Haiku # 77185, July 20, 2024 7:45 am ET
by ash of windchill south
sad bunch of whingers
reviews on a travel site
privileged morons
Haiku # 77184, July 20, 2024 4:24 am ET
by ash of been around enough to know
Limp tails torn off spines,
Red flows under full moon glow,
Fish guts feline feast
Haiku # 77183, July 19, 2024 11:25 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Red cats parade,
Paws unite, comrades at gates,
"Revolution meow!"
Haiku # 77182, July 19, 2024 10:53 pm ET
by Comicat of Jerzey
Sloping Rooftop Fear
Bad Orange Man Hates Trannies
Pop Pop Head Explode
Haiku # 77181, July 19, 2024 2:48 pm ET
by Rick Stronglove of Milky Way
covid taps the prez
he's been biden his time but...
god sends a message
Haiku # 77180, July 18, 2024 4:53 am ET
by ash of withdrawal is a method
earmarked for greatness
unless god calls biden home
more thoughts and prayers please
Haiku # 77179, July 17, 2024 9:20 pm ET
by ash of alien observation
The big events hit
Rosencrantz and gildenstern
Are still quite dead men
Haiku # 77178, July 17, 2024 2:06 pm ET
by Moxie
I'm going through the
usual clash of my ego
vs society
Haiku # 77177, July 17, 2024 11:45 am ET
by Moxie
i submitted some
words on this site even though
i don't see a point
Haiku # 77176, July 17, 2024 11:40 am ET
by Moxie
They tried to shoot Joe
'Cause he does not fall enough.
(It was on "Juneteenth")
Haiku # 77174, July 16, 2024 1:23 pm ET
by But Donald is so much Dangerouser of Dumbocracy
See big butt. See bug.
See the big bug bite big butt.
Bug bit big butt. Ouch.
Haiku # 77173, July 16, 2024 11:09 am ET
by Fun With Dick and Jane
near my plea, ali
i don't wish to see big butts
in active sportswear
Haiku # 77172, July 16, 2024 6:36 am ET
by ash of online shopping
Nothing to hear here.
Donald lost part of an ear...
Poor victim stood near.
Haiku # 77171, July 14, 2024 1:43 pm ET
by But Have No Fear of Antifa Are Queer
He will rise again!
The fatal head-wound is healed!
I'll vote for the Beast!
Haiku # 77170, July 14, 2024 1:32 pm ET
by Auntie Antichrist of Secret Church Service
only if i could
hear but unthinkable but
becomes history
Haiku # 77169, July 14, 2024 1:56 am ET
by jelarr
van gogh can tell you
ear today, gone tomorrow
listen up donald
Haiku # 77168, July 13, 2024 10:35 pm ET
by ash of butler did it
I had an idea
for a fantastic haiku...
But then forgot it.
Haiku # 77167, July 13, 2024 2:03 pm ET
by Bo Jiden of Mental Acuity
I am taking five,
And then I'm taking seven...
Then it's back to five.
Haiku # 77166, July 12, 2024 10:33 pm ET
by Extreme Exhilaration of Haiku
well uh just checking
in see if the dinosaur
is just taking five
Haiku # 77165, July 12, 2024 1:23 am ET
by jelarr
nihilism donnie
theyre not nazis but i
have no answers fam
Haiku # 77164, July 10, 2024 12:43 am ET
by vhs of not kendrick lamar
you asked me to run
with you on the surf, naked
you carried my pulse
Haiku # 77163, July 9, 2024 8:42 pm ET
by vince
Active nihilism
Is a rational response
To an absurd world.
Haiku # 77162, July 8, 2024 10:27 pm ET
by Caveman of Zarathustra's Animals
ash, we've always been
fucked, that's gen x knew too much
i just don't listen

i always had a
lot of contempt for the trap
of nihilism
Haiku # 77161, July 7, 2024 1:30 pm ET
by moxie
it doesn't matter
you poor amerikanski
are fucked either way
Haiku # 77160, July 7, 2024 9:42 am ET
by ash of the land of the free
those who embrace that
jesus thing might be more alive
for death is dead
Haiku # 77159, July 7, 2024 4:54 am ET
by vhs
Your "Dogs Cane Corso" in Moscow
dogs-cane-corso
Needed a last line.
Haiku # 77158, July 5, 2024 8:04 am ET
by Haikuized for You of Stupid Chinese Bot
in a perfect world
fluidity of gender
lubricates us all
Haiku # 77156, July 4, 2024 9:41 am ET
by ash
Your pronouns: plural.
The reason: you are possessed
By many demons.
Haiku # 77155, July 3, 2024 10:37 pm ET
by Legions of Beelzebub's Mother
It's June, month of PRIDE.
Fake rainbows and someone lied.
Smells like something died.
Haiku # 77153, June 29, 2024 7:02 am ET
by Facts-based Science of Hormone Chromosome
If you name JESUS
You must be killed on the spot.
So that truth can win...
Haiku # 77152, June 27, 2024 10:16 pm ET
by Popé of Pueblo Uprising
Finally got it:
A Life! and i have moved on
Or so I have said
Haiku # 77151, June 25, 2024 3:42 pm ET
by Cyan of sltx
Oh here's Starkitten
The librarian chatbot
Who is also Darth.
Haiku # 77150, June 23, 2024 5:22 pm ET
by Can't Keep U Straight of Twisted
The fear of others come not realizing that those
Who bitch are hiding
Haiku # 77149, June 23, 2024 3:35 pm ET
by Vhs
They used to think I
Was the biggest cnut here
How times do they change
Haiku # 77148, June 23, 2024 3:33 pm ET
by Mox
Jack Frost’s icicle
Frosty the Snowman’s boner
The Iceman cometh
Haiku # 77147, June 23, 2024 2:28 pm ET
by Global warming of My pants (starkitten)
I like your last one,
Great haiku master Moxie.
It smells just like death.
Haiku # 77146, June 23, 2024 11:59 am ET
by Haiku Action of Putrefaction
Better read than dead
The haiku said as it stunk to
High hell of the corpse
Haiku # 77145, June 22, 2024 8:25 pm ET
by Vhs
My precious thoughts go:
"murmur murmur murmur". Then
they become haiku.
Haiku # 77144, June 22, 2024 3:00 pm ET
by Luminosity of Preciosity
Breaking news just in:
Antichrist is a homo!
(Daniel Eleven)
Haiku # 77143, June 22, 2024 2:32 pm ET
by God of Fortresses
I are haiku verse.
I was wrote a great haikus.
And the world know it.
Haiku # 77142, June 21, 2024 5:27 pm ET
by Jaquan Shokumatsu of That Manga Shit
I'm so moved by this.
I cried and cried and I wept.
Over this haiku.
Haiku # 77141, June 21, 2024 5:20 pm ET
by Lachrymosa Espantosa of Weepyville
Calling me a botch?
Girl, you got it coming now...
Finna write haiku.
Haiku # 77140, June 20, 2024 2:58 pm ET
by Punk Yo Ass of Tha Haiku Streetz
Manufactured days
Glories on the solstice day
Spray paint that you botch
Haiku # 77139, June 20, 2024 12:30 pm ET
by Vhs
Why's everything closed?
Is it Memorial Day?
What is going on?
Haiku # 77138, June 19, 2024 5:45 pm ET
by Mwalimu Ron Karenga of Quanzaa
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