Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
no problem with ap
it is just that other chap
spruiking endless crap
Haiku # 10079 May 3, 2001 10:02 pm ET
by ash
never ever me
at least consider the post, ash
ignore this churl
Haiku # 10078 May 3, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by ap
apostrophe man
knows it should have been others'
unhand my handle
Haiku # 10077 May 3, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by ash of in reference to #8961
please read
back to 10043.
It's true.
Sorry about form.
Haiku # 10076 May 3, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by ap
Haiku # 10075 May 3, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
pallid imposter?
Paranoid motherfucker
said it. n'moi pas.
Haiku # 10074 May 3, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by ap
one spurious post
it's haiku 8-9-6-1
i did't write that
Haiku # 10073 May 3, 2001 9:52 pm ET
by ash
as a rule of thumb
psychopaths ignore the facts
the world is at fault
Haiku # 10072 May 3, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by ash
i am the real me
any pallid imposter
obviously not
Haiku # 10071 May 3, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by ash
Haiku # 10070 May 3, 2001 9:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my turn again! Cunt
to mouth, Cock inside - In Deep
suck to fill on cum!
Haiku # 10069 May 3, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by Miss Eeything
Funny, I'm ha HA
wait... Funny- heeheehee - ah,
moment. Fu- haa* haa*
Haiku # 10068 May 3, 2001 8:33 pm ET
by unknown songster
You must remember
this... ??? youmustrememberthis?
ah, sigh is a... (sigh)
Haiku # 10067 May 3, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by Rick
Aussie immigration form disclaimers.
nawo chutney ferrets llowed!!!!
nawo uphill gardeners llowed!!!
Haiku # 10066 May 3, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
like relationships,
those who care the least, seem to
always get their way
Haiku # 10065 May 3, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
reminds me of that old
spy book title -Wilderness
of Mirrors-, this site
Haiku # 10064 May 3, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
remember people
any one can send in stuff
under ANY name
Haiku # 10063 May 3, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
just Henry James kind
of guys, in a Howard Stern
kind of a world
Haiku # 10062 May 3, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
For angry Ashlans
I got what I sowed
and here it is
Haiku # 10061 May 3, 2001 6:52 pm ET
by Moxie
My two sides unite
I am unwhole till they are
as one, where is she?
Haiku # 10060 May 3, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by Moxie
Desperation draws
the right hand path person
not to where they should
be but to this long
dark tunnel of the soul so
wrong yet some so right
That Great Mother like
the pulse of the Earth, why?
Like Abel screaming from the ground
Haiku # 10059 May 3, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by Moxie
Isis, Diana
Aradia...stop calling me!
I can't resist you!

I don't sell "AFLAC"
Or Geico, why do you speak
through the blue star to me!
Haiku # 10058 May 3, 2001 6:33 pm ET
by Moxie
Ash, Weezer, ap?
Same person?
I don't know, but
those in the Flesh seem the same
for I am too...
Haiku # 10057 May 3, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by Moxie
I stayed because I
want to write something other
than pure drivel

You form the mold
for the silver to become
more pure
Haiku # 10056 May 3, 2001 6:25 pm ET
by Moxie
Break the bread, pass in
peace. I am broken by Lucy's
football antics, as
Charles Scultz, Christian too
better man than I'll ever be
gave us guardian snoops
Haiku # 10055 May 3, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by Moxie
I can imagine
that "rejection" is something
like a limeish junkie

Hey Bill, I wish you
had let your wife feed your true self
Are you in heaven?
Haiku # 10054 May 3, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by Moxie
Librans aren't anything
but people and that's it, all different
I threw my astrology beliefs out
Really childish
Haiku # 10053 May 3, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by Moxie
you should know that i
will be latching the screen door
before i'm alseep
Haiku # 10052 May 3, 2001 6:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I forgive you, but
Don't forget
I've got your sleep number
Haiku # 10051 May 3, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my achin' granny
spurned, turned over, and buggered
robbed of her sweet vag
Haiku # 10050 May 3, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by ap
Il y a ete
une grandmere avec un "cock"?
c'est tres amusent
Haiku # 10049 May 3, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by impro
funny thing about
my circular driveway I
can't seem to get out
Haiku # 10048 May 3, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by impro
One eye on the left
side blue and clear fortelling
esoteric fear

humbled by the shade
of a sloping brow and tear
WHO SPILLED MY DAMN BEER?
Haiku # 10047 May 3, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by impro
patience, you bastard
everytime I wait for you
you never show up!
Haiku # 10046 May 3, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
can you forgive me
if i dont show up for the
super finally
Haiku # 10045 May 3, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
for some dumb reason
i do not feel like watching
survivor tonight
Haiku # 10044 May 3, 2001 2:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
question ourselves this...
How did moxie find us here
and why did he stay?

this social misfit
misbehaves. We feed his sick
need for rejection
Haiku # 10043 May 3, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by ap, uh I mean weezer
stop mellie, please stop
allow us all to profit
from moxie's wise words
Haiku # 10042 May 3, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by weezer
moxie moxie mox
why share your good ideas?
internal strength, mox
Haiku # 10041 May 3, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by weezer
my estimation
you haven't gone far enough
fuck off completely
Haiku # 10040 May 3, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by ash
nope ash...
My mother would kill you
Haiku # 10039 May 3, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by Moxie
let us all be shot
over this bad haiku page.
Deja vu. Surreal
Haiku # 10038 May 3, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by impro
as another choice
you could just murder yourself
we'd really love that
Haiku # 10037 May 3, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by ash
Mellie, have I gone too far?
I will ignore other people's answers...
If you want me to go, I will never return
so things can return to as you wanted them
Haiku # 10036 May 3, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by Moxie
lion sleeps tonight
full up to pussie's ribbon
don't know when to stop
Haiku # 10035 May 3, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by mellie
I love you all just the same
You could murder me
I would still love you
Haiku # 10034 May 3, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by Moxie
Hey, he can still be
a zero, but now doesn't matter
it's later that does
Haiku # 10033 May 3, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by Moxie
The outside is fresh
And many things need to change
if they hate someone
shoot me, I'll give you my address...
Haiku # 10032 May 3, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by Moxie
I don't care if you hate me
You don't either
that's what hate is, not caring
Haiku # 10031 May 3, 2001 12:21 pm ET
by Moxie
association
of speaking mimes is hi'ring
Off to fight the man!
Haiku # 10030 May 3, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by impro