Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
patience, you bastard
everytime I wait for you
you never show up!
Haiku # 10046 May 3, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
can you forgive me
if i dont show up for the
super finally
Haiku # 10045 May 3, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
for some dumb reason
i do not feel like watching
survivor tonight
Haiku # 10044 May 3, 2001 2:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
question ourselves this...
How did moxie find us here
and why did he stay?

this social misfit
misbehaves. We feed his sick
need for rejection
Haiku # 10043 May 3, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by ap, uh I mean weezer
stop mellie, please stop
allow us all to profit
from moxie's wise words
Haiku # 10042 May 3, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by weezer
moxie moxie mox
why share your good ideas?
internal strength, mox
Haiku # 10041 May 3, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by weezer
my estimation
you haven't gone far enough
fuck off completely
Haiku # 10040 May 3, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by ash
nope ash...
My mother would kill you
Haiku # 10039 May 3, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by Moxie
let us all be shot
over this bad haiku page.
Deja vu. Surreal
Haiku # 10038 May 3, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by impro
as another choice
you could just murder yourself
we'd really love that
Haiku # 10037 May 3, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by ash
Mellie, have I gone too far?
I will ignore other people's answers...
If you want me to go, I will never return
so things can return to as you wanted them
Haiku # 10036 May 3, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by Moxie
lion sleeps tonight
full up to pussie's ribbon
don't know when to stop
Haiku # 10035 May 3, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by mellie
I love you all just the same
You could murder me
I would still love you
Haiku # 10034 May 3, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by Moxie
Hey, he can still be
a zero, but now doesn't matter
it's later that does
Haiku # 10033 May 3, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by Moxie
The outside is fresh
And many things need to change
if they hate someone
shoot me, I'll give you my address...
Haiku # 10032 May 3, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by Moxie
I don't care if you hate me
You don't either
that's what hate is, not caring
Haiku # 10031 May 3, 2001 12:21 pm ET
by Moxie
association
of speaking mimes is hi'ring
Off to fight the man!
Haiku # 10030 May 3, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by impro
i commiserate
moxie you are so correct.
these people hate you.
Haiku # 10029 May 3, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by weezer
I don't care anymore
Death came and went
I have influenced you
Haiku # 10028 May 3, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by Moxie
then you must have been
a libran. or some other
imagined beastie.
Haiku # 10027 May 3, 2001 12:16 pm ET
by weezer
I see clever blokes
who are free in haiku rules--
don't have to spell out
Haiku # 10026 May 3, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by impro
so why do you fight me?
Haiku # 10025 May 3, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by Moxie
If you want to hop
all aboard if I am a train
then enjoy the ride
stop playing the "48 Games of Power"
Haiku # 10024 May 3, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by Moxie
rabid and angry
i was never a lib'ral
you have no rapport
Haiku # 10023 May 3, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by ash
and it will be life
Haiku # 10022 May 3, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Moxie
let this train run on.
signalmen drive its progress.
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 10021 May 3, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by weezer
You wait...you'll understand me
Haiku # 10020 May 3, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by Moxie
If it were worthwhile
Haiku # 10019 May 3, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by Moxie
Do not pay it heed
that improper use of brain
cells, it's just whore moans
Haiku # 10018 May 3, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by impro
when you stop competing
like rabid angry liberals
then you will be artists...
Haiku # 10017 May 3, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by Moxie
you say haiku now
yet i say something greater
like, haiku later
Haiku # 10016 May 3, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by ash
hi hi hi hi hi
juice is loose in his caboose.
who loosed that juice there?
Haiku # 10015 May 3, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by weezer
Who blamed others you once new
left and note
and is no longer with you
that you would say such things?
Aren't drugs the "intellectuals" way
of avoiding our stupid reality?
Haiku # 10014 May 3, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Moxie
Boxing, dodging, stop
Posting, typing, annoying, stop
Emotions have you all
and me, running a circle
downward spiral going up
to where, I don't know
Probably ash's black box
Haiku # 10013 May 3, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by Moxie
if it happens to me
you are happy
if it happens to you
you scream to God
why me?
Haiku # 10012 May 3, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by Moxie
Pride is an expression
of a man in a sweaty shirt
not taking a shower and staying here
answering haikus
Haiku # 10011 May 3, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by Moxie
pick one up? my god
it sounds like a bad virus
place it in rectum
Haiku # 10010 May 3, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by mellie
Let them fly
Blood and guts
it went this far
let them not
Haiku # 10009 May 3, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Moxie
Suicide by wanking
rip the thing off?
Or isn't that all release?
Haiku # 10008 May 3, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by Moxie
can't we all just get
along? no? ok with me!
pass the bullets, please.
Haiku # 10007 May 3, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by weezer - rodey king's consience
Somewhere in Toledo
Someone went there
Instead of heaven or hell
when he died
Haiku # 10006 May 3, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Mox
Libran...you air sign
Get emotional
Stop thinking
Be me and I'll be you...
Insult me again, well, you'll insult me again...
and I'll get over it...
Haiku # 10005 May 3, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Moxie
We are there boys and girls
Have some lithium and a pabst for me
Nine Inch Nails, no style, Old Duke
Chaotic, survived suicidalness and proud...
Haiku # 10004 May 3, 2001 11:57 am ET
by Moxie
I don't just wack off.
I'm a master debater.
the King of the Juice!
Haiku # 10003 May 3, 2001 11:57 am ET
by impro
keep posts up impro
those posts are tasty morsels
that I can feed on
Haiku # 10002 May 3, 2001 11:56 am ET
by mellie
oh moxie, moxie
intellect is a box, see?
oh, too dark in there?
Haiku # 10001 May 3, 2001 11:56 am ET
by ash
I guess we're all Slim...
Shady, waiting for attention
and big record sales
Haiku # 10000 May 3, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Moxie
death by wacking off?
suicide caused by a lack
of lubrication?
Haiku # 9999 May 3, 2001 11:55 am ET
by weezer
The Bible is a Holy thing
Mellie, pick one up
And keep it
The Bashers are Pharisees...
Haiku # 9998 May 3, 2001 11:55 am ET
by Moxie
It appears that my
hypocrisy knows no bounds
Daisy if you do
Haiku # 9997 May 3, 2001 11:54 am ET
by impro