Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
It appears that my
hypocrisy knows no bounds
Daisy if you do
Haiku # 9997 May 3, 2001 11:54 am ET
by impro
Sky's blue...you don't
have to be educated
to enjoy life. but not all
the educated are damned
Haiku # 9996 May 3, 2001 11:53 am ET
by Moxie
common as arseholes
bible-bashing bastards are
I said burn the book!
Haiku # 9995 May 3, 2001 11:53 am ET
by mellie
Prone to judgement
The Pharisee Damned as Jesus rose from the Dead
the worst of hypocrisy
Haiku # 9994 May 3, 2001 11:52 am ET
by Moxie
wait... this is not shorn
scrotum fettish dot com! please
ignore all my posts
Haiku # 9993 May 3, 2001 11:52 am ET
by impro
If I did commit suicide
I would be the only one to blame
and to blame others
try A. Alvarez Study of Suicide...
go do some macrame and a hail mary, lad...
Haiku # 9992 May 3, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Moxie
Suicide is eternal
No chance for redemption
Those who desire it of others
are dead in spirit...as they breathe
Haiku # 9991 May 3, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Moxie
i am here right now
soon this will be below me
and i'll write some more
Haiku # 9990 May 3, 2001 11:49 am ET
by ash
That is suicide
but, afterwards I would wander
forever in hell
if you killed yourself Ash
would you euologize yourself as you did me?
Haiku # 9989 May 3, 2001 11:49 am ET
by Moxie
prone to impulses
the new corpse had left a note
blaming someone else
Haiku # 9988 May 3, 2001 11:48 am ET
by ash
To be too much
is not good
Why do you want to burn Bibles?
Haiku # 9987 May 3, 2001 11:48 am ET
by PX
Almost to 10000
So why have I had to fight
You all here
for really, nothing
This is below me, this is below you
Ash, join me in my macrame...
Haiku # 9986 May 3, 2001 11:47 am ET
by Moxie
Keep going proud Libran
What's you're deeper reason
Do you really want me dead literally
as I feel inside?
Haiku # 9985 May 3, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Moxie
grandpa has a cunt
we always call her grandma
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 9984 May 3, 2001 11:45 am ET
by mellie
ah, fingers flexing
return reruns of silly
ad homs and insults
Haiku # 9983 May 3, 2001 11:44 am ET
by impro
You flee
because you fear
I have boogers on my arm, amen
Haiku # 9982 May 3, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Wait...
neither learned nor taste
you amuse only yourself
go do macram
Haiku # 9981 May 3, 2001 11:43 am ET
by ash
Just a bit of supply
We are ready to go
get a new job and a new life
Haiku # 9980 May 3, 2001 11:43 am ET
by PX
ap is now gone.
i enjoyed the bad haiku.
the nut is too much.

ash, mellie, saint, priest,
betty la bomb, yes, even boo.
bye bye bye bye bye
Haiku # 9979 May 3, 2001 11:42 am ET
by ap
I wear my heart on
my sleeve... no wait that is just
some dried-up boogers
Haiku # 9978 May 3, 2001 11:42 am ET
by impro
Ox with a sting
Really is an odd thing
Gored and poisoned at times
Haiku # 9977 May 3, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Moxie
Please stop writing poems
to hurt and I won't either
it's below us all
Haiku # 9976 May 3, 2001 11:40 am ET
by Moxie
Moment of silence
for a waterbuffalo
who met the lion
Haiku # 9975 May 3, 2001 11:40 am ET
by impro
Moxie is a learned
taste, which is why so many hate it
till they get used to it
Haiku # 9974 May 3, 2001 11:39 am ET
by Moxie
listen to the sound
of one hand smacking your face
and tell me your thoughts
Haiku # 9973 May 3, 2001 11:39 am ET
by impro
The people who insult
and when I do, get nowhere
get somewhere
Jackman...
Haiku # 9972 May 3, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Moxie
She's Moriarty
to my Sherlock Jones or a
bullet to my jack
Haiku # 9971 May 3, 2001 11:37 am ET
by impro
On giving a shit
Literally it can be a
business run by bulls
Haiku # 9970 May 3, 2001 11:37 am ET
by Moxie
what's that dreadful smell ?
it must be moxie flamb
Haiku # 9969 May 3, 2001 11:36 am ET
by ash
A rant can be a
haiku, lad, i suppose if
I rant to 5/7/5
Haiku # 9968 May 3, 2001 11:36 am ET
by Moxie
Mellie, why do you want to burn a Bible?
Haiku # 9967 May 3, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
is this the rant page?
no? rant on the rant page please.
haikulation here.
Haiku # 9966 May 3, 2001 11:34 am ET
by ap
You just don't know me
You know, face to face
you could really truely hurt me
or really speak meaning, not type it
it's just nothing really, words...
Haiku # 9965 May 3, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
I think I'm being stalked
by a lion now
and why is ap obcessed with wanking?
is he single
Haiku # 9964 May 3, 2001 11:33 am ET
by Moxie
Thanks, Mox, but if I
gave a shit, you'd be the first
I would give it to.
Haiku # 9963 May 3, 2001 11:32 am ET
by impro
Insults lead nowhere
But explaining does now see
Here's a Pabst
Haiku # 9962 May 3, 2001 11:32 am ET
by Moxie of gratzi, ash, I'm still batshit
lions do not count
they are prowling for their prey
sometimes they miss too
Haiku # 9961 May 3, 2001 11:31 am ET
by mellie
i do not need form
though the uninformed should know
haiku is haiku
Haiku # 9960 May 3, 2001 11:30 am ET
by ash
reduce your wanking.
suboptimization of
sexual desire.
Haiku # 9959 May 3, 2001 11:30 am ET
by ap
wave off the insult
that's below you apAsh
get on my cloud of Hell
Haiku # 9958 May 3, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Moxie
the comfy bed calls
what care i for repart
Haiku # 9957 May 3, 2001 11:28 am ET
by ash
Why do you need form?
Does not formlessness make the
vase useful at all?
Haiku # 9956 May 3, 2001 11:28 am ET
by Moxie
moxie prescription:
visit your therapist, now.
take your lithium.
Haiku # 9955 May 3, 2001 11:28 am ET
by ap
Here's a Pabst...
Haiku # 9954 May 3, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Moxie
this libran can spell
although sometimes i can't count
but i spit okay
Haiku # 9953 May 3, 2001 11:26 am ET
by ash
Why would you burn
a holy book? How
would a Muslim feel if I burned her
Qu'ran? in front of her
but I didn't give regard to how you felt
He died for us all...no excuse for Moxie's sin now
Haiku # 9952 May 3, 2001 11:25 am ET
by Moxie
what else shall we burn
witches? It is a good book
it is how you see it
Haiku # 9951 May 3, 2001 11:23 am ET
by Moxie
i've done it that time
one too many syllables
how can i go on?
Haiku # 9950 May 3, 2001 11:23 am ET
by ash
Proud Librans are creul
Kind Librans can heal
Even the darkest Scorpion
Haiku # 9949 May 3, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Moxie
It's not a good book
toss bible on bonfire
watch burning ashes
Haiku # 9948 May 3, 2001 11:22 am ET
by mellie