Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
let this train run on.
signalmen drive its progress.
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 10021 May 3, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by weezer
You wait...you'll understand me
Haiku # 10020 May 3, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by Moxie
If it were worthwhile
Haiku # 10019 May 3, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by Moxie
Do not pay it heed
that improper use of brain
cells, it's just whore moans
Haiku # 10018 May 3, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by impro
when you stop competing
like rabid angry liberals
then you will be artists...
Haiku # 10017 May 3, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by Moxie
you say haiku now
yet i say something greater
like, haiku later
Haiku # 10016 May 3, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by ash
hi hi hi hi hi
juice is loose in his caboose.
who loosed that juice there?
Haiku # 10015 May 3, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by weezer
Who blamed others you once new
left and note
and is no longer with you
that you would say such things?
Aren't drugs the "intellectuals" way
of avoiding our stupid reality?
Haiku # 10014 May 3, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Moxie
Boxing, dodging, stop
Posting, typing, annoying, stop
Emotions have you all
and me, running a circle
downward spiral going up
to where, I don't know
Probably ash's black box
Haiku # 10013 May 3, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by Moxie
if it happens to me
you are happy
if it happens to you
you scream to God
why me?
Haiku # 10012 May 3, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by Moxie
Pride is an expression
of a man in a sweaty shirt
not taking a shower and staying here
answering haikus
Haiku # 10011 May 3, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by Moxie
pick one up? my god
it sounds like a bad virus
place it in rectum
Haiku # 10010 May 3, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by mellie
Let them fly
Blood and guts
it went this far
let them not
Haiku # 10009 May 3, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Moxie
Suicide by wanking
rip the thing off?
Or isn't that all release?
Haiku # 10008 May 3, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by Moxie
can't we all just get
along? no? ok with me!
pass the bullets, please.
Haiku # 10007 May 3, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by weezer - rodey king's consience
Somewhere in Toledo
Someone went there
Instead of heaven or hell
when he died
Haiku # 10006 May 3, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Mox
Libran...you air sign
Get emotional
Stop thinking
Be me and I'll be you...
Insult me again, well, you'll insult me again...
and I'll get over it...
Haiku # 10005 May 3, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Moxie
We are there boys and girls
Have some lithium and a pabst for me
Nine Inch Nails, no style, Old Duke
Chaotic, survived suicidalness and proud...
Haiku # 10004 May 3, 2001 11:57 am ET
by Moxie
I don't just wack off.
I'm a master debater.
the King of the Juice!
Haiku # 10003 May 3, 2001 11:57 am ET
by impro
keep posts up impro
those posts are tasty morsels
that I can feed on
Haiku # 10002 May 3, 2001 11:56 am ET
by mellie
oh moxie, moxie
intellect is a box, see?
oh, too dark in there?
Haiku # 10001 May 3, 2001 11:56 am ET
by ash
I guess we're all Slim...
Shady, waiting for attention
and big record sales
Haiku # 10000 May 3, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Moxie
death by wacking off?
suicide caused by a lack
of lubrication?
Haiku # 9999 May 3, 2001 11:55 am ET
by weezer
The Bible is a Holy thing
Mellie, pick one up
And keep it
The Bashers are Pharisees...
Haiku # 9998 May 3, 2001 11:55 am ET
by Moxie
It appears that my
hypocrisy knows no bounds
Daisy if you do
Haiku # 9997 May 3, 2001 11:54 am ET
by impro
Sky's blue...you don't
have to be educated
to enjoy life. but not all
the educated are damned
Haiku # 9996 May 3, 2001 11:53 am ET
by Moxie
common as arseholes
bible-bashing bastards are
I said burn the book!
Haiku # 9995 May 3, 2001 11:53 am ET
by mellie
Prone to judgement
The Pharisee Damned as Jesus rose from the Dead
the worst of hypocrisy
Haiku # 9994 May 3, 2001 11:52 am ET
by Moxie
wait... this is not shorn
scrotum fettish dot com! please
ignore all my posts
Haiku # 9993 May 3, 2001 11:52 am ET
by impro
If I did commit suicide
I would be the only one to blame
and to blame others
try A. Alvarez Study of Suicide...
go do some macrame and a hail mary, lad...
Haiku # 9992 May 3, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Moxie
Suicide is eternal
No chance for redemption
Those who desire it of others
are dead in spirit...as they breathe
Haiku # 9991 May 3, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Moxie
i am here right now
soon this will be below me
and i'll write some more
Haiku # 9990 May 3, 2001 11:49 am ET
by ash
That is suicide
but, afterwards I would wander
forever in hell
if you killed yourself Ash
would you euologize yourself as you did me?
Haiku # 9989 May 3, 2001 11:49 am ET
by Moxie
prone to impulses
the new corpse had left a note
blaming someone else
Haiku # 9988 May 3, 2001 11:48 am ET
by ash
To be too much
is not good
Why do you want to burn Bibles?
Haiku # 9987 May 3, 2001 11:48 am ET
by PX
Almost to 10000
So why have I had to fight
You all here
for really, nothing
This is below me, this is below you
Ash, join me in my macrame...
Haiku # 9986 May 3, 2001 11:47 am ET
by Moxie
Keep going proud Libran
What's you're deeper reason
Do you really want me dead literally
as I feel inside?
Haiku # 9985 May 3, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Moxie
grandpa has a cunt
we always call her grandma
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 9984 May 3, 2001 11:45 am ET
by mellie
ah, fingers flexing
return reruns of silly
ad homs and insults
Haiku # 9983 May 3, 2001 11:44 am ET
by impro
You flee
because you fear
I have boogers on my arm, amen
Haiku # 9982 May 3, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Wait...
neither learned nor taste
you amuse only yourself
go do macram
Haiku # 9981 May 3, 2001 11:43 am ET
by ash
Just a bit of supply
We are ready to go
get a new job and a new life
Haiku # 9980 May 3, 2001 11:43 am ET
by PX
ap is now gone.
i enjoyed the bad haiku.
the nut is too much.

ash, mellie, saint, priest,
betty la bomb, yes, even boo.
bye bye bye bye bye
Haiku # 9979 May 3, 2001 11:42 am ET
by ap
I wear my heart on
my sleeve... no wait that is just
some dried-up boogers
Haiku # 9978 May 3, 2001 11:42 am ET
by impro
Ox with a sting
Really is an odd thing
Gored and poisoned at times
Haiku # 9977 May 3, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Moxie
Please stop writing poems
to hurt and I won't either
it's below us all
Haiku # 9976 May 3, 2001 11:40 am ET
by Moxie
Moment of silence
for a waterbuffalo
who met the lion
Haiku # 9975 May 3, 2001 11:40 am ET
by impro
Moxie is a learned
taste, which is why so many hate it
till they get used to it
Haiku # 9974 May 3, 2001 11:39 am ET
by Moxie
listen to the sound
of one hand smacking your face
and tell me your thoughts
Haiku # 9973 May 3, 2001 11:39 am ET
by impro
The people who insult
and when I do, get nowhere
get somewhere
Jackman...
Haiku # 9972 May 3, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Moxie