Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 182 Days and 77091 Haiku later...

could danger await
me in land of sleep? Empty
bed and no rapture
Haiku # 10098, May 4, 2001 12:17 am ET
by impro
I post here again
symphony's epiphany
meant for digestion
Haiku # 10097, May 4, 2001 12:14 am ET
by impro
it's all over now
flying away with the birds
feel whole lot better
Haiku # 10096, May 3, 2001 11:40 pm ET
by mellie
may it continue
blissful days wearing pluggers
rumbles in the hills
Haiku # 10095, May 3, 2001 11:39 pm ET
by mellie
damn its a relief
to post just for the joy of
creating. create.
Haiku # 10094, May 3, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by ap
lying up or in
tomorrow comes the storming
bluster, torrents, wind
Haiku # 10093, May 3, 2001 10:50 pm ET
by ap
wife has a great ass
do i exist for that piece?
shallow bastard, yes!
Haiku # 10092, May 3, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by ap
peaceful existence.
the love of my wife, children.
wife has a great ass.
Haiku # 10091, May 3, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by ap
seasonal haiku
with the planet rotating
the thyme must be ripe
Haiku # 10090, May 3, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by ash
the art of living
might be absence of desire
ask herman hesse
Haiku # 10089, May 3, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by ap
herbs go with chicken.
time to plant thyme. thyme to plant?
No. Don't have the time.

Haiku # 10088, May 3, 2001 10:36 pm ET
by ap
pathetic moxie
a psychosis by proxy
rotting my socks, see?
Haiku # 10087, May 3, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by ash
This site is stupid,
The gayest site in the world,
Smells like old, fried balls.
Haiku # 10086, May 3, 2001 10:32 pm ET
by Bob
tell mellie tell all
i guarantee good results
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 10085, May 3, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by ap
measure by result
this devil thrives in the flame
pick a worthy foe
Haiku # 10084, May 3, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by ap
each day we ignore
all manner of ignorance
as part of the course

as stupidity
abounds, we perservere, yes?
we can do it here.
Haiku # 10083, May 3, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by ap
with so much at stake
there ought to be some flaming
i've got the matches
Haiku # 10082, May 3, 2001 10:12 pm ET
by ash
we can save this form,
preserve our right to enjoy
just ignore the fool.
Haiku # 10081, May 3, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by ap
read 10043
sorry about form
but it's true

I'll never chat again
Haiku # 10080, May 3, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by ap
no problem with ap
it is just that other chap
spruiking endless crap
Haiku # 10079, May 3, 2001 10:02 pm ET
by ash
never ever me
at least consider the post, ash
ignore this churl
Haiku # 10078, May 3, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by ap
apostrophe man
knows it should have been others'
unhand my handle
Haiku # 10077, May 3, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by ash of in reference to #8961
please read
back to 10043.
It's true.
Sorry about form.
Haiku # 10076, May 3, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by ap
Haiku # 10075, May 3, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
pallid imposter?
Paranoid motherfucker
said it. n'moi pas.
Haiku # 10074, May 3, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by ap
one spurious post
it's haiku 8-9-6-1
i did't write that
Haiku # 10073, May 3, 2001 9:52 pm ET
by ash
as a rule of thumb
psychopaths ignore the facts
the world is at fault
Haiku # 10072, May 3, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by ash
i am the real me
any pallid imposter
obviously not
Haiku # 10071, May 3, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by ash
Haiku # 10070, May 3, 2001 9:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my turn again! Cunt
to mouth, Cock inside - In Deep
suck to fill on cum!
Haiku # 10069, May 3, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by Miss Eeything
Funny, I'm ha HA
wait... Funny- heeheehee - ah,
moment. Fu- haa* haa*
Haiku # 10068, May 3, 2001 8:33 pm ET
by unknown songster
You must remember
this... ??? youmustrememberthis?
ah, sigh is a... (sigh)
Haiku # 10067, May 3, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by Rick
Aussie immigration form disclaimers.
nawo chutney ferrets llowed!!!!
nawo uphill gardeners llowed!!!
Haiku # 10066, May 3, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
like relationships,
those who care the least, seem to
always get their way
Haiku # 10065, May 3, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
reminds me of that old
spy book title -Wilderness
of Mirrors-, this site
Haiku # 10064, May 3, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
remember people
any one can send in stuff
under ANY name
Haiku # 10063, May 3, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
just Henry James kind
of guys, in a Howard Stern
kind of a world
Haiku # 10062, May 3, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
For angry Ashlans
I got what I sowed
and here it is
Haiku # 10061, May 3, 2001 6:52 pm ET
by Moxie
My two sides unite
I am unwhole till they are
as one, where is she?
Haiku # 10060, May 3, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by Moxie
Desperation draws
the right hand path person
not to where they should
be but to this long
dark tunnel of the soul so
wrong yet some so right
That Great Mother like
the pulse of the Earth, why?
Like Abel screaming from the ground
Haiku # 10059, May 3, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by Moxie
Isis, Diana
Aradia...stop calling me!
I can't resist you!

I don't sell "AFLAC"
Or Geico, why do you speak
through the blue star to me!
Haiku # 10058, May 3, 2001 6:33 pm ET
by Moxie
Ash, Weezer, ap?
Same person?
I don't know, but
those in the Flesh seem the same
for I am too...
Haiku # 10057, May 3, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by Moxie
I stayed because I
want to write something other
than pure drivel

You form the mold
for the silver to become
more pure
Haiku # 10056, May 3, 2001 6:25 pm ET
by Moxie
Break the bread, pass in
peace. I am broken by Lucy's
football antics, as
Charles Scultz, Christian too
better man than I'll ever be
gave us guardian snoops
Haiku # 10055, May 3, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by Moxie
I can imagine
that "rejection" is something
like a limeish junkie

Hey Bill, I wish you
had let your wife feed your true self
Are you in heaven?
Haiku # 10054, May 3, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by Moxie
Librans aren't anything
but people and that's it, all different
I threw my astrology beliefs out
Really childish
Haiku # 10053, May 3, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by Moxie
you should know that i
will be latching the screen door
before i'm alseep
Haiku # 10052, May 3, 2001 6:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I forgive you, but
Don't forget
I've got your sleep number
Haiku # 10051, May 3, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my achin' granny
spurned, turned over, and buggered
robbed of her sweet vag
Haiku # 10050, May 3, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by ap
Il y a ete
une grandmere avec un "cock"?
c'est tres amusent
Haiku # 10049, May 3, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by impro
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