Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 182 Days and 77092 Haiku later...

So why do you feel that way...
Scraping psychology pad
Mmmhmm, mhhmmm, nuts as they go
Haiku # 10133, May 4, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by Moxie
Don't keep Me longer

Mox, only anchor
toilet poets; I keel-haul
barnicle scrapers.
Haiku # 10132, May 4, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by boo
divine kamikaze evangelical
stands killing Bible, killing faith
and interrupting traffic
Haiku # 10131, May 4, 2001 12:41 pm ET
by Moxie
sleeping with the fishes am i?
I hope I am wearing protection
Does Trojan do well for Mer stuff?
Haiku # 10130, May 4, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by Moxie
oh, it must be good!
it's about me! it's about
Time! oops, gotta go!

I would have ta remind me, (no excuses)
Haiku # 10129, May 4, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by boo
Moody's, ayuh...
Gonna go dig some clams
fight over lobstahs in Friendship
tear a church door down, ayuh
Lobstergangs are fine
and I'm an evil poet wannabe
Haiku # 10128, May 4, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by Mox
She has strawberries
and cream, but boo used me as
ballast...I'm sure they
can ship em down on
a sub, the McKenzie Bros
Survived the deeps with Beer...

Stupid is good, chaos is better...
Haiku # 10127, May 4, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by Moxie
take a peek at the
peak peck that peaked when I got
piqued, echo Pike's Peak

-ohhhh! I'm-mmmm- cumming-gushshsh
Haiku # 10126, May 4, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by Dame Pique
Haiku # 10125, May 4, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10124, May 4, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Steak house, I hope they
Don't ban red meat, by the way
Damn good comic, but don't let
my foolishness turn you away from it
Haiku # 10123, May 4, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by Moxie
Call me stupid
Welcome to the club
Critics are as they do
I am a vulture too
Haiku # 10122, May 4, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by Moxie
Call me stupid
Welcome to the club
Critics are as they do
Haiku # 10121, May 4, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by Moxie
takes moxie, Moxie
a stake house in biloxi
is more obnoxi
Haiku # 10120, May 4, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by boo
Libran Eisenhower
Ignored Crazy Joe and he
Sunk himself, looking for
Unreal Commies

By the way the Goddess straightened things out here...
Haiku # 10119, May 4, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by Moxie
janis, dear old friend
what makes you adorable
also breaks my heart

a thousand interests
and a million directions
ever curious

just wish you'd lingered
awhile with me, and made our
friendship seem special
Haiku # 10118, May 4, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by bittersweet, really of hogtown
ballast? Let the dumb
fuck carry the anchor to the
the bottom for me.
Haiku # 10117, May 4, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by boo
Psychic vampirism
Look it up in the Satanic Bible
I probably fit the bill
The stake has been driven though
He is dead, and you rose again
and you're writing good stuff too
Haiku # 10116, May 4, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by Moxie
If you get horny
Will you still call you superduck
Or some other mess of fools...

Fools are handy things
at times, when you need a guy
for ballast
Haiku # 10114, May 4, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by Moxie
Ten o'clock at work
Eight thirty at my home throne
Is where I sport shit.
Haiku # 10113, May 4, 2001 10:18 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
round red hairy eye,
mighty sphincter, balls deep pie,
Sound off your glory.
Haiku # 10112, May 4, 2001 10:16 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Now the time has come
Foretold from the days of old
I present Red Eye.
Haiku # 10111, May 4, 2001 10:12 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
the tribe has spoken
we have survived to write
really bad haiku
Haiku # 10110, May 4, 2001 9:42 am ET
by mellie
Jimmy Olsen says
Super! How did you do that Clark
is it a bird is it............
Haiku # 10109, May 4, 2001 9:36 am ET
by mellie
That Clark Kent always
pitches the tent when Lois
Lane walks by. Stretch pants.
Haiku # 10108, May 4, 2001 8:51 am ET
by impro
riddle me this and
riddle me that, who's afraid
of the big, black bat?
Haiku # 10107, May 4, 2001 8:46 am ET
by impro
Chalk outline of a
murdered verse, posthumus cry
echoes in silence
Haiku # 10106, May 4, 2001 8:44 am ET
by impro
wa' chou goan t'do
when yo' bis-kit rollah gone?
momma need rollin'.

Haiku # 10105, May 4, 2001 7:23 am ET
by ap
ash for god's sake man!!
use a dictionary, please!
and watch the counting!
Haiku # 10104, May 4, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Hmmm ...........
i is da reeeel me !
any paleface imposterer
obbvirusly ain't me................!


Haiku # 10103, May 4, 2001 3:14 am ET
by ash
i is da reel me
any paleface imposterer
obbviously ain't me................!


Haiku # 10102, May 4, 2001 3:13 am ET
by ash
i is da reae me
any paleface imposterer
obbviously ain't me................!
Haiku # 10101, May 4, 2001 3:12 am ET
by ash
he who's loves last, loves
longest. Agape of my
soul, my heart, Mon Dieu!
Haiku # 10100, May 4, 2001 12:26 am ET
by impro
The one whom I love
her name is two long, the one
I'm with is three long
Haiku # 10099, May 4, 2001 12:21 am ET
by impro
could danger await
me in land of sleep? Empty
bed and no rapture
Haiku # 10098, May 4, 2001 12:17 am ET
by impro
I post here again
symphony's epiphany
meant for digestion
Haiku # 10097, May 4, 2001 12:14 am ET
by impro
it's all over now
flying away with the birds
feel whole lot better
Haiku # 10096, May 3, 2001 11:40 pm ET
by mellie
may it continue
blissful days wearing pluggers
rumbles in the hills
Haiku # 10095, May 3, 2001 11:39 pm ET
by mellie
damn its a relief
to post just for the joy of
creating. create.
Haiku # 10094, May 3, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by ap
lying up or in
tomorrow comes the storming
bluster, torrents, wind
Haiku # 10093, May 3, 2001 10:50 pm ET
by ap
wife has a great ass
do i exist for that piece?
shallow bastard, yes!
Haiku # 10092, May 3, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by ap
peaceful existence.
the love of my wife, children.
wife has a great ass.
Haiku # 10091, May 3, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by ap
seasonal haiku
with the planet rotating
the thyme must be ripe
Haiku # 10090, May 3, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by ash
the art of living
might be absence of desire
ask herman hesse
Haiku # 10089, May 3, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by ap
herbs go with chicken.
time to plant thyme. thyme to plant?
No. Don't have the time.

Haiku # 10088, May 3, 2001 10:36 pm ET
by ap
pathetic moxie
a psychosis by proxy
rotting my socks, see?
Haiku # 10087, May 3, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by ash
This site is stupid,
The gayest site in the world,
Smells like old, fried balls.
Haiku # 10086, May 3, 2001 10:32 pm ET
by Bob
tell mellie tell all
i guarantee good results
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 10085, May 3, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by ap
measure by result
this devil thrives in the flame
pick a worthy foe
Haiku # 10084, May 3, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by ap
each day we ignore
all manner of ignorance
as part of the course

as stupidity
abounds, we perservere, yes?
we can do it here.
Haiku # 10083, May 3, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by ap
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