Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
watching woodchips fly
through tinted safety glasses
she removes a glove
Haiku # 10347 May 12, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
lightning flashes south
with patience comes the downpour
i wait with my dog
Haiku # 10346 May 12, 2001 6:43 pm ET
by ap
don't try my patience,
I must have it handy to
resist yours - boredung.
Haiku # 10345 May 12, 2001 1:15 pm ET
by boo
I once put truth on
tv - you turned off, 'round to
not see, soface pressed.
Haiku # 10344 May 12, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you don't want to know
ignorance their profits grow
whoas, how's itgoes, shows!
Haiku # 10343 May 12, 2001 1:09 pm ET
by boo
hang yer laundry out
to dry, let the neighbores cry!
life's soap, can't denie.
Haiku # 10342 May 12, 2001 1:05 pm ET
by boo
slow, tantric approach
she says, hey cut it out and
get in there, will ya'
Haiku # 10341 May 12, 2001 12:59 pm ET
by ap
ev'rybody loves
a little understanding
'specially neighbours
Haiku # 10340 May 12, 2001 7:40 am ET
by mellie
new neighbours next door
suddenly my life's a soap
cut to the credits
Haiku # 10339 May 12, 2001 7:10 am ET
by ash
no dirty poop i
never the half-arsed produce
of semi-colons
Haiku # 10338 May 12, 2001 7:08 am ET
by ash
wish it was Sunday
I forgot it is Sunday
could I be stoned too?
Haiku # 10337 May 12, 2001 6:52 am ET
by mellie
daddy's smoking pot
so don't stone him when he's not
he wants to be stoned
Haiku # 10336 May 12, 2001 6:49 am ET
by mellie
hey, hey, what is this?
my dad is smoking some pot
yeah, way to go dad
Haiku # 10335 May 12, 2001 6:07 am ET
by LivLiv
it is dark purple
bruise colored badness for you
smell the glove like me
Haiku # 10334 May 12, 2001 6:05 am ET
by Olivia
dad says "jimmery"
he leaves me all alone here
more life savers please
Haiku # 10333 May 12, 2001 6:03 am ET
by Olivia and her big face in her mouth
0 blue sofa great to
know that your back Inside and no
long err in the bloody stairs.
Haiku # 10332 May 12, 2001 3:57 am ET
by Hell 0
gee I hate that when
it's orange and not purple
just can't count on it
Haiku # 10331 May 12, 2001 1:30 am ET
by mellie
fluffy jelly bean
maybe it is a purple one
found under a cushion

I'll lick it to see
picking fluff off my tongue now
no it was was orange
Haiku # 10330 May 12, 2001 1:27 am ET
by mellie
Neanderthal man
could not stand the ways of the
homo sapiens
Haiku # 10329 May 12, 2001 12:57 am ET
by impro
grace cannot be found
oustide, on the bed, inside
i think she's hiding
Haiku # 10328 May 11, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by ap
grace cannot be found
Haiku # 10327 May 11, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by ap
The feeling of joy
The sofa is up the stairs
With minor damage
Haiku # 10326 May 11, 2001 9:16 pm ET
by Janis
Seven Jelly Beans
Leftover From Easter Day
Might Still Be Tasty
Haiku # 10325 May 11, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by WyldKyss of leavin' on a jet plane
Now this superstition stuff
Prayer not working, just thank God
For the one's he doesn't answer...
Haiku # 10324 May 11, 2001 8:32 pm ET
by Moxie
When the sun is on
stage, its a comedy--Moon
sets stage for drama
Haiku # 10323 May 11, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by impro
moon's been up all night
the sun's rising in the east
where else could it rise?

eerie still dawning
flat silver grey ocean waits
quietly for blue

silver moonlight gone
streaks of light on horizon
running feet slap sand
Haiku # 10322 May 11, 2001 2:40 pm ET
by mellie
Not a day goes by
when the sun doesn't set and
the moon takes her place
Haiku # 10321 May 11, 2001 11:38 am ET
by impro
Hooray! sheena's back!
How have you been? Tired? well...
As for me, I'm pooped.
Haiku # 10320 May 11, 2001 10:51 am ET
by Frenchy
good heavens above
the moon venus jupiter
not to mention mars
Haiku # 10319 May 11, 2001 7:19 am ET
by mellie
reading a great book,
The Descent - Jeff Long, scaring
the crap out of me
Haiku # 10318 May 11, 2001 3:12 am ET
by pigdog
is ash the dirty
poop, sheena? a doctor who
trys our patience?
Haiku # 10317 May 11, 2001 3:07 am ET
by pigdog
hey ash, aren't you
bored with scatology?
i am, way way too.
Haiku # 10316 May 10, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by sheena
the kids are easy
but i miss home, family.
we moved for money?
Haiku # 10315 May 10, 2001 8:57 pm ET
by ap
the kids are easy
but i miss home, family.
we moved for money?
Haiku # 10314 May 10, 2001 8:57 pm ET
by ap
"left-wing media"
doesn't report the left-wing
stories: why is that?
Haiku # 10313 May 10, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by unconceding
humanoids but with
non-human minds: one thing is
perplexing... 57 kinds?
Haiku # 10312 May 10, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by unconceding
she realizes!
britney spears' new clothes will be
like the emporer's
Haiku # 10311 May 10, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by Miss Everything
My Babe and Gerber's
strained banana dacquries.
PaarrTy! Party On!
Haiku # 10310 May 10, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by the geek deek
little bug on desk
how did you get stuck in the
eleventh story suite?
Haiku # 10309 May 10, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nobody warned me.
Now I know why all brides smile
On their wedding day.
Haiku # 10308 May 10, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by Headless Wonder
monday the full moon;
together we drift in light,
gravity waiting.....

lovely soft shaved cunt;
shining closer than the moon,
i am drawn to you
Haiku # 10307 May 10, 2001 4:06 pm ET
by WOO HOO ! the dark clown
like a moth, blown
too high to descend alive;
tongue flutters madly
Haiku # 10306 May 10, 2001 4:06 pm ET
by WOO HOO ! the dark clown
Nothing like good head.
I hope you all enjoy it!
Not me. I'm married.
Haiku # 10305 May 10, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by Headless Wonder
superstitious
belief that prayer may help
their kids and food banks?
Haiku # 10304 May 10, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
1-0-2-9-9
does not answer my riddle.
It Shall Be Given!
Haiku # 10303 May 10, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by jesus
all the old ladies
went down to the church, and word
spread around the town...
Haiku # 10302 May 10, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by jesus
then all the widows
went down to the church, and word
spread around the town...
Haiku # 10301 May 10, 2001 3:20 pm ET
by jesus
then all the hookers
went down to the church, so why
did they all do that?
Haiku # 10300 May 10, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by jesus
I dunno what it's
like in Heaven... Earth is just
Too much in front now
Haiku # 10299 May 10, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by PXC
AOL going AWOL
Up the wall with large billing
And it's not my account...
Haiku # 10298 May 10, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by PXC