Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 182 Days and 77092 Haiku later...

my braided ball hairs
sway wildly in the breeze
why is it so cold
Haiku # 10297, May 10, 2001 12:20 pm ET
by ap
my braided sideburns
sway gently in the breeze of
the breath from your nose
Haiku # 10296, May 10, 2001 10:50 am ET
by impro
paradise right here
moonlit ocean clear night sky
water slapping sand
Haiku # 10295, May 10, 2001 10:44 am ET
by mellie
im busy today
so i wont be sending mail
encrypted or not

i doubt there will be
a party on the patio
tonight, but maybe
Haiku # 10294, May 10, 2001 9:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my poor old granny
her genius haikulation
non sequitur wit

themeatic reference
repetitively stated
celebrate the verse
Haiku # 10293, May 10, 2001 8:05 am ET
by ap
sucked prostrate face up
dried prostate satisfaction
hey - don't i know you?
Haiku # 10292, May 10, 2001 7:28 am ET
by ap
now flat on his back
he's been on the job too long
she has sucked him dry
Haiku # 10291, May 10, 2001 1:07 am ET
by mellie
bicycle riding
by the river... did I just
inhale an insect?
Haiku # 10290, May 9, 2001 11:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the moment's fleeting
I had a really funny
one, but now it's gone
Haiku # 10289, May 9, 2001 11:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sunshine harmony
eveyone else having fun
while I'm here at work
Haiku # 10288, May 9, 2001 11:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the path to inner
peace is littered with plenty
of illicit drugs
Haiku # 10287, May 9, 2001 11:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
none of us here care
about your grandmother and
her alleged cock
Haiku # 10286, May 9, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blinded by science
my karmic revelation is
quite disappointing

Haiku # 10285, May 9, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by ap
seek enlightenment
spirituality, peace.
grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 10284, May 9, 2001 9:09 pm ET
by ap
fortissimo I
crescendo then solo I
diminuendo
Haiku # 10283, May 9, 2001 8:16 pm ET
by impro
suped up stage coach sends
horse and rider careering
toward brilliant
Haiku # 10282, May 9, 2001 8:12 pm ET
by impro
I signify one
revolution per minute
quantum psychic tao
Haiku # 10281, May 9, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by impro
heavenly tee-shirts
you won't be needing: wear one
says: "want fries with that?"
Haiku # 10280, May 9, 2001 7:56 pm ET
by jesus
pope beatified
two maltese priests and one nun
time to celebrate
Haiku # 10279, May 9, 2001 7:38 pm ET
by ap
while you're here, jesus,
could'ja pray for ole paver?
i think he has gas.
Haiku # 10278, May 9, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by ap
hey jesus. how's the
weather up there in heaven?
do i need t-shirts?
Haiku # 10277, May 9, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by ap
hold on there jesus,
i got a question for you.
how's you mom doing?

Haiku # 10276, May 9, 2001 6:59 pm ET
by ap
Bubbles in my beer
expand exponentially
in my large belly

Slowly pressure builds
Gas escapes, I lift a cheek
the volcano blows
Haiku # 10275, May 9, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by Paver; I luv beer
spring. there, i said it.
something to do with seasons
one valid haiku
Haiku # 10274, May 9, 2001 6:52 pm ET
by ap
Punchline, hey, Jesus
Has holes, as do sponges, and
soaked up our sin there...
Haiku # 10273, May 9, 2001 6:25 pm ET
by PXC
i know, me busy too
but good day in general

plans tonight are trashed
so i'm wide open for
fun and games
Haiku # 10272, May 9, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
long day without com
ive been busy as i can be
hot dogs dont set well

its wednesday and that
means the old man and I will
be walking the dog
Haiku # 10271, May 9, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I walked on water
but now I sink; because of
these holes in my feet.
Haiku # 10270, May 9, 2001 4:52 pm ET
by jesus
That walking on water
That old trick, the Master taught
And someone followed...
Haiku # 10269, May 9, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by PXC
I did not know that
you could double click across
all of this haiku
Haiku # 10268, May 9, 2001 2:23 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
How much do you have?
Wow. I think that is too much.
Doesn't it smell funny?
Haiku # 10267, May 9, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
How much do you have?
Wow. I think that is too much.
Doesn't it smell funny?
Haiku # 10266, May 9, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Voodoo done in haste
I draw on my Etch-a-sketch
friends to be erased
Haiku # 10265, May 9, 2001 2:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
crystal clear water
gutter in front of sand bank
perfect wave breaking

notice dark shadow
did Jesus walk on water?
so did someone else
Haiku # 10264, May 9, 2001 11:42 am ET
by mellie
Man, this fake name here
You know who I am and yet
I am pleased to just be...
Haiku # 10263, May 9, 2001 11:42 am ET
by PXC
There's that blind faith thing
again, happy mood swing and
down she goes again...
Haiku # 10262, May 9, 2001 11:41 am ET
by PXC
news you won't hear now
in the National Press Club.
Can't miss it? They will!
Haiku # 10261, May 9, 2001 11:23 am ET
by unconceding
news media says
it is "dominated" by
the left. that sound right?

in a time honored
event, which unreported
went, news was abused.
Haiku # 10260, May 9, 2001 11:22 am ET
by unconceding
This is my first try
I know you'll find it funny
The muse has left now..
Haiku # 10259, May 9, 2001 11:01 am ET
by Stewel
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and data loss.
Guess which has occurred.

Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Haiku # 10258, May 9, 2001 10:27 am ET
by Impro, Japanese error messages
My computer don't
work. Hold it upside down and
Shake? Oh... now it works.
Haiku # 10257, May 9, 2001 10:23 am ET
by impro
etch-a-sketch master
I can draw a smile just by
turning your two dials
Haiku # 10256, May 9, 2001 10:19 am ET
by impro
photosynthesis
makes colour, fragrance, splendour
and fine alkaloids
Haiku # 10255, May 9, 2001 9:05 am ET
by ash
defragmentation
is taking eternity
'puter is spun out
Haiku # 10254, May 9, 2001 8:23 am ET
by ash
please let me say this
I've something to tell you but
can't be bothered now
Haiku # 10253, May 9, 2001 8:11 am ET
by mellie
don't fool yourself girl
frankly, zap and it's winter
mothball boogie board
Haiku # 10252, May 9, 2001 8:08 am ET
by mellie
neither the dead of
winter nor the summer heat
seasons' edges best
Haiku # 10251, May 9, 2001 7:50 am ET
by ap
neither the dead of
winter or the summer heat.
seasons' edges best
Haiku # 10250, May 9, 2001 5:52 am ET
by ap
better than perfect
now this is surely heaven
today's perfection
Haiku # 10249, May 8, 2001 10:28 pm ET
by mellie
overcast winter sky
cold grey cumuli scudding
heralding downpours
Haiku # 10248, May 8, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by ash
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