news media says
it is "dominated" by
the left. that sound right?

in a time honored
event, which unreported
went, news was abused.

This is my first try
I know you'll find it funny
The muse has left now..

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and data loss.
Guess which has occurred.

Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

My computer don't
work. Hold it upside down and
Shake? Oh... now it works.

etch-a-sketch master
I can draw a smile just by
turning your two dials

photosynthesis
makes colour, fragrance, splendour
and fine alkaloids

defragmentation
is taking eternity
'puter is spun out

please let me say this
I've something to tell you but
can't be bothered now

don't fool yourself girl
frankly, zap and it's winter
mothball boogie board

neither the dead of
winter nor the summer heat
seasons' edges best

neither the dead of
winter or the summer heat.
seasons' edges best

better than perfect
now this is surely heaven
today's perfection

overcast winter sky
cold grey cumuli scudding
heralding downpours

WEEK TWO - writers' strike!
There ISN'T one?!.. then, tv
didn't get better*!?

maybe our only
warningbut bad boys should learn
from their miscreants.

cosmic things brewing
May 9th you should be viewing
if it's aired newsing.

I once sreamed a sream
cinamaxian tv
she is sometimes bi

Damn this office place
where low hanging ceiling fans
substitute for fun

I hate hate hate hate
my fucking fucking fucking
job job job job job

i am by the way
happy with any response
that YOU send for me

Five in the first line
Seven go in the second
And then five again

Like your poetry
Pool labor's sweet
We've got all tonight
Not to sleep

he'll be there again
when i get home. and working
for my attention

i do like the help
but the intrusion is not
welcome this evening

Crystaline and blue
almost evil, mostly goo
wicked space tofu

The cunning linguist
was a master lip-reader,
and could speak in toungues.

her love wraps gently
around my heart and senses
that it beats for her

her thighs though, sqeeze
me like a tourniquet and
I can't feel my legs

May She be with you
In the stars of creation
Every step, every breath

I had a great dream
last night I had a great dream
woke with a hard on

Down boy I say to
it, but nothing... think about
baseball... think baseball

i'm so furious!
i wish i didn't love him.
dreams will tell me why...

Three com bastards rot in hell!

plop, plop, strain, plop, splash,
anus stretch, smirk, bad thoughts, stink,
sniff, run, type, relief...!!

oh bondage up yours
chain me to any old wall
then please release me

That dog looked at me!
and his growling's meant for me
up!! up!! up!! ...that tree?

That dog looked at me!
and his growling's meant for me
up!! up!! up!! that tree!

That dog looked at me!
and his growling's meant for me!
!up, !up, !up that tree!

I thought it was glue
How it stuck to me, to you
..only thick haiku

I thought it was glue
How it stuck to me, to you
only thick haiku

I could almost quit
get on with this living shit
with you liking it

I sit and stare
through the great volumes of air
to you sitting there

...back to you haiku
I just hit, the mother hit
almost loosing you

maybe tomorrow
she'll do a spreadsheet or type
i'll never tell her

somebody has to
pay the bills. god bless her for
her beauty and grace.

she thinks i don't know
weekend moonlighting stripper
I'd give her a buck

AM drive to work
PM then drive home from work
business trip beckons

mosquitos bite me
fish ignore my baited hook
christ as fisherman

itchy eyeball time
its some sort of infection
don't watch bad T V

bad cable soft porn
she humps his navel and sreams
stiff silicone tits

Laying laid off on
Sort of going to and fro
Cut the silver cord

you know... we can still
be amazed if we don't think
so hard about it.

did you fall from a
mountain or rise from sea floors
see how great you are