plop, plop, strain, plop, splash,
anus stretch, smirk, bad thoughts, stink,
sniff, run, type, relief...!!
by pooku medley...booooorrrrrinnng
 
			
oh bondage up yours
chain me to any old wall
then please release me
by mellie
 
			
That dog looked at me!    
and his growling's meant for me    
up!! up!! up!! ...that tree?    
   
   
   
   
   
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
That dog looked at me!    
and his growling's meant for me    
up!! up!! up!! that tree!    
   
   
 
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
That dog looked at me!   
and his growling's meant for me!   
!up, !up, !up that tree!   
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
I thought it was glue    
How it stuck to me, to you    
..only thick haiku    
   
   
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
I thought it was glue   
How it stuck to me, to you   
only thick haiku   
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
I could almost quit
get on with this living shit
with you liking it
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
I sit and stare
through the great volumes of air
to you sitting there
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
...back to you haiku
I just hit, the mother hit
almost loosing you
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
maybe tomorrow 
she'll do a spreadsheet or type
i'll never tell her
by ap
 
			
somebody has to
pay the bills. god bless her for
her beauty and grace.
by ap
 
			
she thinks i don't know
weekend moonlighting stripper 
I'd give her a buck
by ap
 
			
AM drive to work
PM then drive home from work
business trip beckons
by ap
 
			
mosquitos bite me
fish ignore my baited hook
christ as fisherman
by ap
 
			
itchy eyeball time
its some sort of infection
don't watch bad T V
by ap
 
			
bad cable soft porn
she humps his navel and sreams
stiff silicone tits
by ap
 
			
Laying laid off on
Sort of going to and fro
Cut the silver cord
by PXC
 
			
you know... we can still
be amazed if we don't think
so hard about it.  
by impro :)
 
			
did you fall from a 
mountain or rise from sea floors
see how great you are
by impro :)
 
			
I read these sometimes
I laugh on the inside and 
sometimes I do not
by impro  :)
 
			
how can it be so
she's married to that cave man
oh bondage up yours
by bruce
 
			
Lucy laughs on line
I read her our badhaiku
she hangs up wheezing
by mellie
 
			
seismic pressure builds
forceful ass-lava erupts
volcanic ass bursts
by Frenchy
 
			
merrily I slack
at my new job that is cool
i code like a beast
they make me wear yup-
pie clothes to this business
yet I drive a Ford
by Kin Korn Karn of BAH 
 
			
I can sense your craft
delight in this explicit
marriage of letters
by impro
 
			
i hope that your anx
has been put to rest and that
you know that you're great
by hopefully anon.
 
			
That dog looked at me!
and his growling's meant for me!
up, up, up that tree!
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
taco paco pea
i don't know what's wrong with me
go dog! scratch that flea
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
if I can bang drums
with my head, it will be done
in rhythm with'em
by impro
 
			
bottle-nosed dolphins
ate my peanut butter and
jelly on whole wheat
by impro
 
			
Kaitlyn is now born
My brother is now father
Hey all... it's a girl!!!
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
You say the wrong thing
If it's eternal, then, what gives?
We are but passing moments
by PXC
 
			
Odds and ends of old
yard sales, mistakes and knick knacks
The books we pass on
by PXC
 
			
the man I mentioned
Libran he was, balanced, maintained
and restored, my faith
by PXC of mentioning Librans... 
 
			
rain keeps pouring down
as haiku keeps pouring out
saturated twice
by ash
 
			
you can pick your nose
and though you can pick your friends
don't pick your friend's nose
by ash
 
			
Dad's a bit fed up
about what, I'll never know 
just moving along...
by PXC
 
			
the hairy brush of
whiskers felt from kisses to
my cheek.  Thanks grandma!
by impro
 
			
One thing always struck 
me about grandma.  I think
t'was her rolling pin.
by impro
 
			
late for work today
had to dig my car out of 
a deep pollen drift
by impro
 
			
pardon me while I
compose this rancid haiku
with my eye shades drawn
by Impro
 
			
it can't get better
no improving perfection
indian summer
by mellie
 
			
indescribable
brilliant blue crisp clear heaven
maybe the best time
by mellie
 
			
beloved pussy
purring small grey lap warmer
snuggled in my groin
by ash
 
			
it's raining again
it hasn't eased for days now
bring back the blue sky
by ash
 
			
her pink lips beckon
red wine summer night passion
tame the trouser beast
by ap
 
			
HELLO YA'LZZ I BE AFA TT!
by josh
 
			
torsion. torque. tighten.
sphincter close to failure 
butt blast splash supreme
by ap
 
			
ham gas.  yes ham gas.
doubled up i am laughing
cudos?  NO!  kudos.
by ap