Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
You say the wrong thing
If it's eternal, then, what gives?
We are but passing moments
Haiku # 10198 May 7, 2001 11:32 am ET
by PXC
Odds and ends of old
yard sales, mistakes and knick knacks
The books we pass on
Haiku # 10197 May 7, 2001 11:28 am ET
by PXC
the man I mentioned
Libran he was, balanced, maintained
and restored, my faith
Haiku # 10196 May 7, 2001 11:27 am ET
by PXC of mentioning Librans...
rain keeps pouring down
as haiku keeps pouring out
saturated twice
Haiku # 10195 May 7, 2001 11:09 am ET
by ash
you can pick your nose
and though you can pick your friends
don't pick your friend's nose
Haiku # 10194 May 7, 2001 10:52 am ET
by ash
Dad's a bit fed up
about what, I'll never know
just moving along...
Haiku # 10193 May 7, 2001 10:26 am ET
by PXC
the hairy brush of
whiskers felt from kisses to
my cheek. Thanks grandma!
Haiku # 10192 May 7, 2001 9:48 am ET
by impro
One thing always struck
me about grandma. I think
t'was her rolling pin.
Haiku # 10191 May 7, 2001 9:44 am ET
by impro
late for work today
had to dig my car out of
a deep pollen drift
Haiku # 10190 May 7, 2001 9:27 am ET
by impro
pardon me while I
compose this rancid haiku
with my eye shades drawn
Haiku # 10189 May 7, 2001 9:26 am ET
by Impro
it can't get better
no improving perfection
indian summer
Haiku # 10188 May 7, 2001 1:13 am ET
by mellie
indescribable
brilliant blue crisp clear heaven
maybe the best time
Haiku # 10187 May 7, 2001 1:02 am ET
by mellie
beloved pussy
purring small grey lap warmer
snuggled in my groin
Haiku # 10186 May 6, 2001 11:57 pm ET
by ash
it's raining again
it hasn't eased for days now
bring back the blue sky
Haiku # 10185 May 6, 2001 11:52 pm ET
by ash
her pink lips beckon
red wine summer night passion
tame the trouser beast
Haiku # 10184 May 6, 2001 10:12 pm ET
by ap
HELLO YA'LZZ I BE AFA TT!
Haiku # 10183 May 6, 2001 9:09 pm ET
by josh
torsion. torque. tighten.
sphincter close to failure
butt blast splash supreme
Haiku # 10182 May 6, 2001 9:00 pm ET
by ap
ham gas. yes ham gas.
doubled up i am laughing
cudos? NO! kudos.
Haiku # 10181 May 6, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by ap
with all due respect,
the writers settled their
pay differences.

Haiku # 10180 May 6, 2001 8:53 pm ET
by ap - there was no writers' strike
where have all the bad
haiku gone? - long time ago...
teevee stay on strike!
Haiku # 10179 May 6, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by boo
where have all the bad
haiku gone? - long time passing...
stage struck, hollywood.
Haiku # 10178 May 6, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by boo
where have all the bad
haiku gone! - long time passing...
stage struck, hollywood.
Haiku # 10177 May 6, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by boo
If she can love him
For all time then she has him
In her total soul
Haiku # 10176 May 6, 2001 3:18 pm ET
by PXC
Beltaine giving way
To real emotions, new clean ones
Funk melting to grass
Haiku # 10175 May 6, 2001 3:10 pm ET
by PXC
If you've fallen in
love rather than lust then a
shared shake is what digs special.
Haiku # 10174 May 6, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by PXC
I love you today
and probably tomorrow
beyond that... who knows?
Haiku # 10173 May 6, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
A new start and a
clean slate. But still the old marks
you can still outline
Haiku # 10172 May 6, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by PXC
Drinking Moxie is
one of those things that people
drink in tradition
Haiku # 10171 May 6, 2001 3:04 pm ET
by PXC
I can tell that the
blues are caused by some excess
and a depression
Haiku # 10170 May 6, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by PXC
casanova p1:

girl if we made love
i would perform listlessly
burping up ham gas

i'd come right away
in a creepy high pitched voice
screaming mommy noooo

Haiku # 10169 May 6, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
casanova p2:

then i'd start crying
the pale flab that covers me
jiggling like jello

then my heart would stop
clutching my chest i'd say blaaarg
shitting in the bed
Haiku # 10168 May 6, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
We must be growing
Apart. I've been trying to
Remember your name
Haiku # 10167 May 6, 2001 2:48 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Have you seen my car?
Dude? It is a white Grand-Am
No... seriously.
Haiku # 10166 May 6, 2001 2:45 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Cinco de Mayo!
Rejoice! for someone stills lies
Tangled in my sheets
Haiku # 10165 May 6, 2001 2:41 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
amphetamine birds
sing like the choir on speed
damn just that one crow
Haiku # 10164 May 6, 2001 8:33 am ET
by ap
tap tap bedroom door
son says, dad lets go fishin'
man, this is livin'
Haiku # 10163 May 6, 2001 8:30 am ET
by ap
sunday morning i
awaken sore and sticky
lord, bless this woman
Haiku # 10162 May 6, 2001 8:28 am ET
by ap
it was the hope of
all we might have been.. that fills
me with hope to wish

but now the sun shines
cold, and all the sky is grey
all I wish is gone
Haiku # 10161 May 6, 2001 8:14 am ET
by stackriot
"Why are you letting
go? I feel you pulling back,
feel you changing shape."
Haiku # 10160 May 6, 2001 7:57 am ET
by stackriot
another moment
will break my heart. too many
tears, too many times.
Haiku # 10159 May 6, 2001 7:51 am ET
by stackriot
suddenly she slows,
looks up at my breaking face.
"why are you crying?"
Haiku # 10158 May 6, 2001 7:48 am ET
by stackriot
how did we get this
far apart? I thought this love
would last forever
Haiku # 10157 May 6, 2001 7:37 am ET
by stackriot
one oh one oh one
and the two after that one
don't belong to me

oh curs'ed name thief
leave my handle well alone
or submit treasures
Haiku # 10156 May 6, 2001 1:52 am ET
by ash
he had a birthday
he knows how to celebrate
best present ever
Haiku # 10155 May 6, 2001 12:19 am ET
by mellie
Gas boils from below
Race to the toilet to shit
In the nick of time
Haiku # 10154 May 5, 2001 12:59 pm ET
by paver
Haiku # 10153 May 5, 2001 11:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10152 May 5, 2001 11:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's chilly, i light
a fire, blackdog sighs and flops;
peace beyond reason
Haiku # 10151 May 5, 2001 2:26 am ET
by pigdog
the soft white curtains
stir, sleeping black dog twitches
smelling spring bunnies?

running through meadows
with no fences; spring grasses
ripple; tickle nose
Haiku # 10150 May 5, 2001 2:25 am ET
by pigdog
rain just light enough
to stir the dust; spring perfumes
drift through the window
Haiku # 10149 May 5, 2001 1:58 am ET
by pigdog