you can pick your nose
and though you can pick your friends
don't pick your friend's nose
by ash
Dad's a bit fed up
about what, I'll never know
just moving along...
by PXC
the hairy brush of
whiskers felt from kisses to
my cheek. Thanks grandma!
by impro
One thing always struck
me about grandma. I think
t'was her rolling pin.
by impro
late for work today
had to dig my car out of
a deep pollen drift
by impro
pardon me while I
compose this rancid haiku
with my eye shades drawn
by Impro
it can't get better
no improving perfection
indian summer
by mellie
indescribable
brilliant blue crisp clear heaven
maybe the best time
by mellie
beloved pussy
purring small grey lap warmer
snuggled in my groin
by ash
it's raining again
it hasn't eased for days now
bring back the blue sky
by ash
her pink lips beckon
red wine summer night passion
tame the trouser beast
by ap
HELLO YA'LZZ I BE AFA TT!
by josh
torsion. torque. tighten.
sphincter close to failure
butt blast splash supreme
by ap
ham gas. yes ham gas.
doubled up i am laughing
cudos? NO! kudos.
by ap
with all due respect,
the writers settled their
pay differences.
by ap - there was no writers' strike
where have all the bad
haiku gone? - long time ago...
teevee stay on strike!
by boo
where have all the bad
haiku gone? - long time passing...
stage struck, hollywood.
by boo
where have all the bad
haiku gone! - long time passing...
stage struck, hollywood.
by boo
If she can love him
For all time then she has him
In her total soul
by PXC
Beltaine giving way
To real emotions, new clean ones
Funk melting to grass
by PXC
If you've fallen in
love rather than lust then a
shared shake is what digs special.
by PXC
I love you today
and probably tomorrow
beyond that... who knows?
by Betty LeBomb
A new start and a
clean slate. But still the old marks
you can still outline
by PXC
Drinking Moxie is
one of those things that people
drink in tradition
by PXC
I can tell that the
blues are caused by some excess
and a depression
by PXC
casanova p1:
girl if we made love
i would perform listlessly
burping up ham gas
i'd come right away
in a creepy high pitched voice
screaming mommy noooo
by Hollywood Bonfire
casanova p2:
then i'd start crying
the pale flab that covers me
jiggling like jello
then my heart would stop
clutching my chest i'd say blaaarg
shitting in the bed
by Hollywood Bonfire
We must be growing
Apart. I've been trying to
Remember your name
by Betty LeBomb
Have you seen my car?
Dude? It is a white Grand-Am
No... seriously.
by Betty LeBomb
Cinco de Mayo!
Rejoice! for someone stills lies
Tangled in my sheets
by Betty LeBomb
amphetamine birds
sing like the choir on speed
damn just that one crow
by ap
tap tap bedroom door
son says, dad lets go fishin'
man, this is livin'
by ap
sunday morning i
awaken sore and sticky
lord, bless this woman
by ap
it was the hope of
all we might have been.. that fills
me with hope to wish
but now the sun shines
cold, and all the sky is grey
all I wish is gone
by stackriot
"Why are you letting
go? I feel you pulling back,
feel you changing shape."
by stackriot
another moment
will break my heart. too many
tears, too many times.
by stackriot
suddenly she slows,
looks up at my breaking face.
"why are you crying?"
by stackriot
how did we get this
far apart? I thought this love
would last forever
by stackriot
one oh one oh one
and the two after that one
don't belong to me
oh curs'ed name thief
leave my handle well alone
or submit treasures
by ash
he had a birthday
he knows how to celebrate
best present ever
by mellie
Gas boils from below
Race to the toilet to shit
In the nick of time
by paver
it's chilly, i light
a fire, blackdog sighs and flops;
peace beyond reason
by pigdog
the soft white curtains
stir, sleeping black dog twitches
smelling spring bunnies?
running through meadows
with no fences; spring grasses
ripple; tickle nose
by pigdog
rain just light enough
to stir the dust; spring perfumes
drift through the window
by pigdog
my name is david
i can write a bad haiku
cause i am special
by Anonymous Poet
No you can't write it
because of two minutes down
on the time load
by PXC
oh my eyes have seen
the glory of the cuming
of the unnngh load! Yeah!
by ap
I can't write
a
fucking haiku
by Kin Korn Karn of middle of the street
