he had a birthday
he knows how to celebrate
best present ever
by mellie
Gas boils from below
Race to the toilet to shit
In the nick of time
by paver
it's chilly, i light
a fire, blackdog sighs and flops;
peace beyond reason
by pigdog
the soft white curtains
stir, sleeping black dog twitches
smelling spring bunnies?
running through meadows
with no fences; spring grasses
ripple; tickle nose
by pigdog
rain just light enough
to stir the dust; spring perfumes
drift through the window
by pigdog
my name is david
i can write a bad haiku
cause i am special
by Anonymous Poet
No you can't write it
because of two minutes down
on the time load
by PXC
oh my eyes have seen
the glory of the cuming
of the unnngh load! Yeah!
by ap
I can't write
a
fucking haiku
by Kin Korn Karn of middle of the street
To put all through Hell
Is the timeless foolishness
Of pain loves partners
by PX
Beltaine took over
The winds were at her feet and
She formed her green mantle
by PX
green grass, spring flowers
winter's poo fetish is gone
reborn, I garden
by bung daddy
face turns deep crimson
impacted poo holding its owm
pushing way too hard
by bung daddy
Oh Bull...Trent is an
So is my friend Pancho and
He keeps me in line...
by Moxie
Damn... I will figure
it out sooner or later
if I cared that is
by impro
Ah, I think no, erm
Elvis debates with Regis
Who I belong to
by Moxie of :)
you must be the love
child of Jack Handy and miss
Kathy lee Gifford
by impro
Thank you non-haiku
writer. Nice to have you here
for comic relief!
by impro of hilarious
Ok, this is foolish
Talking to self and the moon
as if it were God
in Camden...
by Mox
So why do you feel that way...
Scraping psychology pad
Mmmhmm, mhhmmm, nuts as they go
by Moxie
Don't keep Me longer
Mox, only anchor
toilet poets; I keel-haul
barnicle scrapers.
by boo
divine kamikaze evangelical
stands killing Bible, killing faith
and interrupting traffic
by Moxie
sleeping with the fishes am i?
I hope I am wearing protection
Does Trojan do well for Mer stuff?
by Moxie
oh, it must be good!
it's about me! it's about
Time! oops, gotta go!
I would have ta remind me, (no excuses)
by boo
Moody's, ayuh...
Gonna go dig some clams
fight over lobstahs in Friendship
tear a church door down, ayuh
Lobstergangs are fine
and I'm an evil poet wannabe
by Mox
She has strawberries
and cream, but boo used me as
ballast...I'm sure they
can ship em down on
a sub, the McKenzie Bros
Survived the deeps with Beer...
Stupid is good, chaos is better...
by Moxie
take a peek at the
peak peck that peaked when I got
piqued, echo Pike's Peak
-ohhhh! I'm-mmmm- cumming-gushshsh
by Dame Pique
Steak house, I hope they
Don't ban red meat, by the way
Damn good comic, but don't let
my foolishness turn you away from it
by Moxie
Call me stupid
Welcome to the club
Critics are as they do
I am a vulture too
by Moxie
Call me stupid
Welcome to the club
Critics are as they do
by Moxie
takes moxie, Moxie
a stake house in biloxi
is more obnoxi
by boo
Libran Eisenhower
Ignored Crazy Joe and he
Sunk himself, looking for
Unreal Commies
By the way the Goddess straightened things out here...
by Moxie
janis, dear old friend
what makes you adorable
also breaks my heart
a thousand interests
and a million directions
ever curious
just wish you'd lingered
awhile with me, and made our
friendship seem special
by bittersweet, really of hogtown
ballast? Let the dumb
fuck carry the anchor to the
the bottom for me.
by boo
Psychic vampirism
Look it up in the Satanic Bible
I probably fit the bill
The stake has been driven though
He is dead, and you rose again
and you're writing good stuff too
by Moxie
If you get horny
Will you still call you superduck
Or some other mess of fools...
Fools are handy things
at times, when you need a guy
for ballast
by Moxie
Ten o'clock at work
Eight thirty at my home throne
Is where I sport shit.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
round red hairy eye,
mighty sphincter, balls deep pie,
Sound off your glory.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Now the time has come
Foretold from the days of old
I present Red Eye.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
the tribe has spoken
we have survived to write
really bad haiku
by mellie
Jimmy Olsen says
Super! How did you do that Clark
is it a bird is it............
by mellie
That Clark Kent always
pitches the tent when Lois
Lane walks by. Stretch pants.
by impro
riddle me this and
riddle me that, who's afraid
of the big, black bat?
by impro
Chalk outline of a
murdered verse, posthumus cry
echoes in silence
by impro
wa' chou goan t'do
when yo' bis-kit rollah gone?
momma need rollin'.
by ap
