Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 167 Days and 77047 Haiku later...

the soft white curtains
stir, sleeping black dog twitches
smelling spring bunnies?

running through meadows
with no fences; spring grasses
ripple; tickle nose
Haiku # 10150, May 5, 2001 2:25 am ET
by pigdog
rain just light enough
to stir the dust; spring perfumes
drift through the window
Haiku # 10149, May 5, 2001 1:58 am ET
by pigdog
my name is david
i can write a bad haiku
cause i am special
Haiku # 10148, May 5, 2001 1:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
No you can't write it
because of two minutes down
on the time load
Haiku # 10147, May 4, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by PXC
oh my eyes have seen
the glory of the cuming
of the unnngh load! Yeah!
Haiku # 10146, May 4, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by ap
I can't write
a
fucking haiku
Haiku # 10145, May 4, 2001 6:12 pm ET
by Kin Korn Karn of middle of the street
To put all through Hell
Is the timeless foolishness
Of pain loves partners
Haiku # 10144, May 4, 2001 6:06 pm ET
by PX
Beltaine took over
The winds were at her feet and
She formed her green mantle
Haiku # 10143, May 4, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by PX
green grass, spring flowers
winter's poo fetish is gone
reborn, I garden
Haiku # 10142, May 4, 2001 4:16 pm ET
by bung daddy
face turns deep crimson
impacted poo holding its owm
pushing way too hard
Haiku # 10141, May 4, 2001 3:16 pm ET
by bung daddy
Oh Bull...Trent is an
So is my friend Pancho and
He keeps me in line...
Haiku # 10140, May 4, 2001 1:01 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 10139, May 4, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Damn... I will figure
it out sooner or later
if I cared that is
Haiku # 10138, May 4, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by impro
Ah, I think no, erm
Elvis debates with Regis
Who I belong to
Haiku # 10137, May 4, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by Moxie of :)
you must be the love
child of Jack Handy and miss
Kathy lee Gifford
Haiku # 10136, May 4, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by impro
Thank you non-haiku
writer. Nice to have you here
for comic relief!
Haiku # 10135, May 4, 2001 12:49 pm ET
by impro of hilarious
Ok, this is foolish
Talking to self and the moon
as if it were God
in Camden...
Haiku # 10134, May 4, 2001 12:48 pm ET
by Mox
So why do you feel that way...
Scraping psychology pad
Mmmhmm, mhhmmm, nuts as they go
Haiku # 10133, May 4, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by Moxie
Don't keep Me longer

Mox, only anchor
toilet poets; I keel-haul
barnicle scrapers.
Haiku # 10132, May 4, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by boo
divine kamikaze evangelical
stands killing Bible, killing faith
and interrupting traffic
Haiku # 10131, May 4, 2001 12:41 pm ET
by Moxie
sleeping with the fishes am i?
I hope I am wearing protection
Does Trojan do well for Mer stuff?
Haiku # 10130, May 4, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by Moxie
oh, it must be good!
it's about me! it's about
Time! oops, gotta go!

I would have ta remind me, (no excuses)
Haiku # 10129, May 4, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by boo
Moody's, ayuh...
Gonna go dig some clams
fight over lobstahs in Friendship
tear a church door down, ayuh
Lobstergangs are fine
and I'm an evil poet wannabe
Haiku # 10128, May 4, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by Mox
She has strawberries
and cream, but boo used me as
ballast...I'm sure they
can ship em down on
a sub, the McKenzie Bros
Survived the deeps with Beer...

Stupid is good, chaos is better...
Haiku # 10127, May 4, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by Moxie
take a peek at the
peak peck that peaked when I got
piqued, echo Pike's Peak

-ohhhh! I'm-mmmm- cumming-gushshsh
Haiku # 10126, May 4, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by Dame Pique
Haiku # 10125, May 4, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10124, May 4, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Steak house, I hope they
Don't ban red meat, by the way
Damn good comic, but don't let
my foolishness turn you away from it
Haiku # 10123, May 4, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by Moxie
Call me stupid
Welcome to the club
Critics are as they do
I am a vulture too
Haiku # 10122, May 4, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by Moxie
Call me stupid
Welcome to the club
Critics are as they do
Haiku # 10121, May 4, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by Moxie
takes moxie, Moxie
a stake house in biloxi
is more obnoxi
Haiku # 10120, May 4, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by boo
Libran Eisenhower
Ignored Crazy Joe and he
Sunk himself, looking for
Unreal Commies

By the way the Goddess straightened things out here...
Haiku # 10119, May 4, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by Moxie
janis, dear old friend
what makes you adorable
also breaks my heart

a thousand interests
and a million directions
ever curious

just wish you'd lingered
awhile with me, and made our
friendship seem special
Haiku # 10118, May 4, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by bittersweet, really of hogtown
ballast? Let the dumb
fuck carry the anchor to the
the bottom for me.
Haiku # 10117, May 4, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by boo
Psychic vampirism
Look it up in the Satanic Bible
I probably fit the bill
The stake has been driven though
He is dead, and you rose again
and you're writing good stuff too
Haiku # 10116, May 4, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by Moxie
If you get horny
Will you still call you superduck
Or some other mess of fools...

Fools are handy things
at times, when you need a guy
for ballast
Haiku # 10114, May 4, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by Moxie
Ten o'clock at work
Eight thirty at my home throne
Is where I sport shit.
Haiku # 10113, May 4, 2001 10:18 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
round red hairy eye,
mighty sphincter, balls deep pie,
Sound off your glory.
Haiku # 10112, May 4, 2001 10:16 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Now the time has come
Foretold from the days of old
I present Red Eye.
Haiku # 10111, May 4, 2001 10:12 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
the tribe has spoken
we have survived to write
really bad haiku
Haiku # 10110, May 4, 2001 9:42 am ET
by mellie
Jimmy Olsen says
Super! How did you do that Clark
is it a bird is it............
Haiku # 10109, May 4, 2001 9:36 am ET
by mellie
That Clark Kent always
pitches the tent when Lois
Lane walks by. Stretch pants.
Haiku # 10108, May 4, 2001 8:51 am ET
by impro
riddle me this and
riddle me that, who's afraid
of the big, black bat?
Haiku # 10107, May 4, 2001 8:46 am ET
by impro
Chalk outline of a
murdered verse, posthumus cry
echoes in silence
Haiku # 10106, May 4, 2001 8:44 am ET
by impro
wa' chou goan t'do
when yo' bis-kit rollah gone?
momma need rollin'.

Haiku # 10105, May 4, 2001 7:23 am ET
by ap
ash for god's sake man!!
use a dictionary, please!
and watch the counting!
Haiku # 10104, May 4, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Hmmm ...........
i is da reeeel me !
any paleface imposterer
obbvirusly ain't me................!


Haiku # 10103, May 4, 2001 3:14 am ET
by ash
i is da reel me
any paleface imposterer
obbviously ain't me................!


Haiku # 10102, May 4, 2001 3:13 am ET
by ash
i is da reae me
any paleface imposterer
obbviously ain't me................!
Haiku # 10101, May 4, 2001 3:12 am ET
by ash
he who's loves last, loves
longest. Agape of my
soul, my heart, Mon Dieu!
Haiku # 10100, May 4, 2001 12:26 am ET
by impro
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