Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 182 Days and 77091 Haiku later...

Thank you non-haiku
writer. Nice to have you here
for comic relief!
Haiku # 10135, May 4, 2001 12:49 pm ET
by impro of hilarious
Ok, this is foolish
Talking to self and the moon
as if it were God
in Camden...
Haiku # 10134, May 4, 2001 12:48 pm ET
by Mox
So why do you feel that way...
Scraping psychology pad
Mmmhmm, mhhmmm, nuts as they go
Haiku # 10133, May 4, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by Moxie
Don't keep Me longer

Mox, only anchor
toilet poets; I keel-haul
barnicle scrapers.
Haiku # 10132, May 4, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by boo
divine kamikaze evangelical
stands killing Bible, killing faith
and interrupting traffic
Haiku # 10131, May 4, 2001 12:41 pm ET
by Moxie
sleeping with the fishes am i?
I hope I am wearing protection
Does Trojan do well for Mer stuff?
Haiku # 10130, May 4, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by Moxie
oh, it must be good!
it's about me! it's about
Time! oops, gotta go!

I would have ta remind me, (no excuses)
Haiku # 10129, May 4, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by boo
Moody's, ayuh...
Gonna go dig some clams
fight over lobstahs in Friendship
tear a church door down, ayuh
Lobstergangs are fine
and I'm an evil poet wannabe
Haiku # 10128, May 4, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by Mox
She has strawberries
and cream, but boo used me as
ballast...I'm sure they
can ship em down on
a sub, the McKenzie Bros
Survived the deeps with Beer...

Stupid is good, chaos is better...
Haiku # 10127, May 4, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by Moxie
take a peek at the
peak peck that peaked when I got
piqued, echo Pike's Peak

-ohhhh! I'm-mmmm- cumming-gushshsh
Haiku # 10126, May 4, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by Dame Pique
Haiku # 10125, May 4, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10124, May 4, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Steak house, I hope they
Don't ban red meat, by the way
Damn good comic, but don't let
my foolishness turn you away from it
Haiku # 10123, May 4, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by Moxie
Call me stupid
Welcome to the club
Critics are as they do
I am a vulture too
Haiku # 10122, May 4, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by Moxie
Call me stupid
Welcome to the club
Critics are as they do
Haiku # 10121, May 4, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by Moxie
takes moxie, Moxie
a stake house in biloxi
is more obnoxi
Haiku # 10120, May 4, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by boo
Libran Eisenhower
Ignored Crazy Joe and he
Sunk himself, looking for
Unreal Commies

By the way the Goddess straightened things out here...
Haiku # 10119, May 4, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by Moxie
janis, dear old friend
what makes you adorable
also breaks my heart

a thousand interests
and a million directions
ever curious

just wish you'd lingered
awhile with me, and made our
friendship seem special
Haiku # 10118, May 4, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by bittersweet, really of hogtown
ballast? Let the dumb
fuck carry the anchor to the
the bottom for me.
Haiku # 10117, May 4, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by boo
Psychic vampirism
Look it up in the Satanic Bible
I probably fit the bill
The stake has been driven though
He is dead, and you rose again
and you're writing good stuff too
Haiku # 10116, May 4, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by Moxie
If you get horny
Will you still call you superduck
Or some other mess of fools...

Fools are handy things
at times, when you need a guy
for ballast
Haiku # 10114, May 4, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by Moxie
Ten o'clock at work
Eight thirty at my home throne
Is where I sport shit.
Haiku # 10113, May 4, 2001 10:18 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
round red hairy eye,
mighty sphincter, balls deep pie,
Sound off your glory.
Haiku # 10112, May 4, 2001 10:16 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Now the time has come
Foretold from the days of old
I present Red Eye.
Haiku # 10111, May 4, 2001 10:12 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
the tribe has spoken
we have survived to write
really bad haiku
Haiku # 10110, May 4, 2001 9:42 am ET
by mellie
Jimmy Olsen says
Super! How did you do that Clark
is it a bird is it............
Haiku # 10109, May 4, 2001 9:36 am ET
by mellie
That Clark Kent always
pitches the tent when Lois
Lane walks by. Stretch pants.
Haiku # 10108, May 4, 2001 8:51 am ET
by impro
riddle me this and
riddle me that, who's afraid
of the big, black bat?
Haiku # 10107, May 4, 2001 8:46 am ET
by impro
Chalk outline of a
murdered verse, posthumus cry
echoes in silence
Haiku # 10106, May 4, 2001 8:44 am ET
by impro
wa' chou goan t'do
when yo' bis-kit rollah gone?
momma need rollin'.

Haiku # 10105, May 4, 2001 7:23 am ET
by ap
ash for god's sake man!!
use a dictionary, please!
and watch the counting!
Haiku # 10104, May 4, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Hmmm ...........
i is da reeeel me !
any paleface imposterer
obbvirusly ain't me................!


Haiku # 10103, May 4, 2001 3:14 am ET
by ash
i is da reel me
any paleface imposterer
obbviously ain't me................!


Haiku # 10102, May 4, 2001 3:13 am ET
by ash
i is da reae me
any paleface imposterer
obbviously ain't me................!
Haiku # 10101, May 4, 2001 3:12 am ET
by ash
he who's loves last, loves
longest. Agape of my
soul, my heart, Mon Dieu!
Haiku # 10100, May 4, 2001 12:26 am ET
by impro
The one whom I love
her name is two long, the one
I'm with is three long
Haiku # 10099, May 4, 2001 12:21 am ET
by impro
could danger await
me in land of sleep? Empty
bed and no rapture
Haiku # 10098, May 4, 2001 12:17 am ET
by impro
I post here again
symphony's epiphany
meant for digestion
Haiku # 10097, May 4, 2001 12:14 am ET
by impro
it's all over now
flying away with the birds
feel whole lot better
Haiku # 10096, May 3, 2001 11:40 pm ET
by mellie
may it continue
blissful days wearing pluggers
rumbles in the hills
Haiku # 10095, May 3, 2001 11:39 pm ET
by mellie
damn its a relief
to post just for the joy of
creating. create.
Haiku # 10094, May 3, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by ap
lying up or in
tomorrow comes the storming
bluster, torrents, wind
Haiku # 10093, May 3, 2001 10:50 pm ET
by ap
wife has a great ass
do i exist for that piece?
shallow bastard, yes!
Haiku # 10092, May 3, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by ap
peaceful existence.
the love of my wife, children.
wife has a great ass.
Haiku # 10091, May 3, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by ap
seasonal haiku
with the planet rotating
the thyme must be ripe
Haiku # 10090, May 3, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by ash
the art of living
might be absence of desire
ask herman hesse
Haiku # 10089, May 3, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by ap
herbs go with chicken.
time to plant thyme. thyme to plant?
No. Don't have the time.

Haiku # 10088, May 3, 2001 10:36 pm ET
by ap
pathetic moxie
a psychosis by proxy
rotting my socks, see?
Haiku # 10087, May 3, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by ash
This site is stupid,
The gayest site in the world,
Smells like old, fried balls.
Haiku # 10086, May 3, 2001 10:32 pm ET
by Bob
tell mellie tell all
i guarantee good results
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 10085, May 3, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by ap
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