Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 167 Days and 77048 Haiku later...

her pink lips beckon
red wine summer night passion
tame the trouser beast
Haiku # 10184, May 6, 2001 10:12 pm ET
by ap
HELLO YA'LZZ I BE AFA TT!
Haiku # 10183, May 6, 2001 9:09 pm ET
by josh
torsion. torque. tighten.
sphincter close to failure
butt blast splash supreme
Haiku # 10182, May 6, 2001 9:00 pm ET
by ap
ham gas. yes ham gas.
doubled up i am laughing
cudos? NO! kudos.
Haiku # 10181, May 6, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by ap
with all due respect,
the writers settled their
pay differences.

Haiku # 10180, May 6, 2001 8:53 pm ET
by ap - there was no writers' strike
where have all the bad
haiku gone? - long time ago...
teevee stay on strike!
Haiku # 10179, May 6, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by boo
where have all the bad
haiku gone? - long time passing...
stage struck, hollywood.
Haiku # 10178, May 6, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by boo
where have all the bad
haiku gone! - long time passing...
stage struck, hollywood.
Haiku # 10177, May 6, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by boo
If she can love him
For all time then she has him
In her total soul
Haiku # 10176, May 6, 2001 3:18 pm ET
by PXC
Beltaine giving way
To real emotions, new clean ones
Funk melting to grass
Haiku # 10175, May 6, 2001 3:10 pm ET
by PXC
If you've fallen in
love rather than lust then a
shared shake is what digs special.
Haiku # 10174, May 6, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by PXC
I love you today
and probably tomorrow
beyond that... who knows?
Haiku # 10173, May 6, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
A new start and a
clean slate. But still the old marks
you can still outline
Haiku # 10172, May 6, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by PXC
Drinking Moxie is
one of those things that people
drink in tradition
Haiku # 10171, May 6, 2001 3:04 pm ET
by PXC
I can tell that the
blues are caused by some excess
and a depression
Haiku # 10170, May 6, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by PXC
casanova p1:

girl if we made love
i would perform listlessly
burping up ham gas

i'd come right away
in a creepy high pitched voice
screaming mommy noooo

Haiku # 10169, May 6, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
casanova p2:

then i'd start crying
the pale flab that covers me
jiggling like jello

then my heart would stop
clutching my chest i'd say blaaarg
shitting in the bed
Haiku # 10168, May 6, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
We must be growing
Apart. I've been trying to
Remember your name
Haiku # 10167, May 6, 2001 2:48 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Have you seen my car?
Dude? It is a white Grand-Am
No... seriously.
Haiku # 10166, May 6, 2001 2:45 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Cinco de Mayo!
Rejoice! for someone stills lies
Tangled in my sheets
Haiku # 10165, May 6, 2001 2:41 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
amphetamine birds
sing like the choir on speed
damn just that one crow
Haiku # 10164, May 6, 2001 8:33 am ET
by ap
tap tap bedroom door
son says, dad lets go fishin'
man, this is livin'
Haiku # 10163, May 6, 2001 8:30 am ET
by ap
sunday morning i
awaken sore and sticky
lord, bless this woman
Haiku # 10162, May 6, 2001 8:28 am ET
by ap
it was the hope of
all we might have been.. that fills
me with hope to wish

but now the sun shines
cold, and all the sky is grey
all I wish is gone
Haiku # 10161, May 6, 2001 8:14 am ET
by stackriot
"Why are you letting
go? I feel you pulling back,
feel you changing shape."
Haiku # 10160, May 6, 2001 7:57 am ET
by stackriot
another moment
will break my heart. too many
tears, too many times.
Haiku # 10159, May 6, 2001 7:51 am ET
by stackriot
suddenly she slows,
looks up at my breaking face.
"why are you crying?"
Haiku # 10158, May 6, 2001 7:48 am ET
by stackriot
how did we get this
far apart? I thought this love
would last forever
Haiku # 10157, May 6, 2001 7:37 am ET
by stackriot
one oh one oh one
and the two after that one
don't belong to me

oh curs'ed name thief
leave my handle well alone
or submit treasures
Haiku # 10156, May 6, 2001 1:52 am ET
by ash
he had a birthday
he knows how to celebrate
best present ever
Haiku # 10155, May 6, 2001 12:19 am ET
by mellie
Gas boils from below
Race to the toilet to shit
In the nick of time
Haiku # 10154, May 5, 2001 12:59 pm ET
by paver
Haiku # 10153, May 5, 2001 11:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10152, May 5, 2001 11:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's chilly, i light
a fire, blackdog sighs and flops;
peace beyond reason
Haiku # 10151, May 5, 2001 2:26 am ET
by pigdog
the soft white curtains
stir, sleeping black dog twitches
smelling spring bunnies?

running through meadows
with no fences; spring grasses
ripple; tickle nose
Haiku # 10150, May 5, 2001 2:25 am ET
by pigdog
rain just light enough
to stir the dust; spring perfumes
drift through the window
Haiku # 10149, May 5, 2001 1:58 am ET
by pigdog
my name is david
i can write a bad haiku
cause i am special
Haiku # 10148, May 5, 2001 1:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
No you can't write it
because of two minutes down
on the time load
Haiku # 10147, May 4, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by PXC
oh my eyes have seen
the glory of the cuming
of the unnngh load! Yeah!
Haiku # 10146, May 4, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by ap
I can't write
a
fucking haiku
Haiku # 10145, May 4, 2001 6:12 pm ET
by Kin Korn Karn of middle of the street
To put all through Hell
Is the timeless foolishness
Of pain loves partners
Haiku # 10144, May 4, 2001 6:06 pm ET
by PX
Beltaine took over
The winds were at her feet and
She formed her green mantle
Haiku # 10143, May 4, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by PX
green grass, spring flowers
winter's poo fetish is gone
reborn, I garden
Haiku # 10142, May 4, 2001 4:16 pm ET
by bung daddy
face turns deep crimson
impacted poo holding its owm
pushing way too hard
Haiku # 10141, May 4, 2001 3:16 pm ET
by bung daddy
Oh Bull...Trent is an
So is my friend Pancho and
He keeps me in line...
Haiku # 10140, May 4, 2001 1:01 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 10139, May 4, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Damn... I will figure
it out sooner or later
if I cared that is
Haiku # 10138, May 4, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by impro
Ah, I think no, erm
Elvis debates with Regis
Who I belong to
Haiku # 10137, May 4, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by Moxie of :)
you must be the love
child of Jack Handy and miss
Kathy lee Gifford
Haiku # 10136, May 4, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by impro
Thank you non-haiku
writer. Nice to have you here
for comic relief!
Haiku # 10135, May 4, 2001 12:49 pm ET
by impro of hilarious
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