Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 183 Days and 77093 Haiku later...

I had a great dream
last night I had a great dream
woke with a hard on

Down boy I say to
it, but nothing... think about
baseball... think baseball
Haiku # 10233, May 8, 2001 9:39 am ET
by impro
i'm so furious!
i wish i didn't love him.
dreams will tell me why...
Haiku # 10232, May 8, 2001 2:26 am ET
by canary yellow of sf, ca
Three com bastards rot in hell!
Haiku # 10231, May 8, 2001 2:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
plop, plop, strain, plop, splash,
anus stretch, smirk, bad thoughts, stink,
sniff, run, type, relief...!!
Haiku # 10230, May 8, 2001 2:09 am ET
by pooku medley...booooorrrrrinnng
oh bondage up yours
chain me to any old wall
then please release me
Haiku # 10229, May 8, 2001 1:20 am ET
by mellie
That dog looked at me!
and his growling's meant for me
up!! up!! up!! ...that tree?






Haiku # 10228, May 8, 2001 12:55 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
That dog looked at me!
and his growling's meant for me
up!! up!! up!! that tree!




Haiku # 10227, May 8, 2001 12:53 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
That dog looked at me!
and his growling's meant for me!
!up, !up, !up that tree!

Haiku # 10226, May 8, 2001 12:39 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I thought it was glue
How it stuck to me, to you
..only thick haiku



Haiku # 10225, May 8, 2001 12:37 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I thought it was glue
How it stuck to me, to you
only thick haiku

Haiku # 10224, May 8, 2001 12:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I could almost quit
get on with this living shit
with you liking it
Haiku # 10223, May 8, 2001 12:17 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I sit and stare
through the great volumes of air
to you sitting there
Haiku # 10222, May 8, 2001 12:13 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
...back to you haiku
I just hit, the mother hit
almost loosing you
Haiku # 10221, May 8, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
maybe tomorrow
she'll do a spreadsheet or type
i'll never tell her
Haiku # 10220, May 7, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by ap
somebody has to
pay the bills. god bless her for
her beauty and grace.
Haiku # 10219, May 7, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by ap
she thinks i don't know
weekend moonlighting stripper
I'd give her a buck

Haiku # 10218, May 7, 2001 10:28 pm ET
by ap
AM drive to work
PM then drive home from work
business trip beckons
Haiku # 10217, May 7, 2001 10:25 pm ET
by ap
mosquitos bite me
fish ignore my baited hook
christ as fisherman
Haiku # 10216, May 7, 2001 10:23 pm ET
by ap
itchy eyeball time
its some sort of infection
don't watch bad T V
Haiku # 10215, May 7, 2001 10:20 pm ET
by ap
bad cable soft porn
she humps his navel and sreams
stiff silicone tits
Haiku # 10214, May 7, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by ap
Laying laid off on
Sort of going to and fro
Cut the silver cord
Haiku # 10213, May 7, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by PXC
you know... we can still
be amazed if we don't think
so hard about it.
Haiku # 10212, May 7, 2001 9:35 pm ET
by impro :)
did you fall from a
mountain or rise from sea floors
see how great you are
Haiku # 10211, May 7, 2001 9:33 pm ET
by impro :)
I read these sometimes
I laugh on the inside and
sometimes I do not
Haiku # 10210, May 7, 2001 9:30 pm ET
by impro :)
how can it be so
she's married to that cave man
oh bondage up yours
Haiku # 10209, May 7, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by bruce
Lucy laughs on line
I read her our badhaiku
she hangs up wheezing
Haiku # 10208, May 7, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by mellie
seismic pressure builds
forceful ass-lava erupts
volcanic ass bursts
Haiku # 10207, May 7, 2001 4:25 pm ET
by Frenchy
merrily I slack
at my new job that is cool
i code like a beast

they make me wear yup-
pie clothes to this business
yet I drive a Ford
Haiku # 10206, May 7, 2001 2:57 pm ET
by Kin Korn Karn of BAH
I can sense your craft
delight in this explicit
marriage of letters
Haiku # 10205, May 7, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by impro
i hope that your anx
has been put to rest and that
you know that you're great
Haiku # 10204, May 7, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by hopefully anon.
That dog looked at me!
and his growling's meant for me!
up, up, up that tree!
Haiku # 10203, May 7, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
taco paco pea
i don't know what's wrong with me
go dog! scratch that flea
Haiku # 10202, May 7, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
if I can bang drums
with my head, it will be done
in rhythm with'em
Haiku # 10201, May 7, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by impro
bottle-nosed dolphins
ate my peanut butter and
jelly on whole wheat
Haiku # 10200, May 7, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by impro
Kaitlyn is now born
My brother is now father
Hey all... it's a girl!!!
Haiku # 10199, May 7, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
You say the wrong thing
If it's eternal, then, what gives?
We are but passing moments
Haiku # 10198, May 7, 2001 11:32 am ET
by PXC
Odds and ends of old
yard sales, mistakes and knick knacks
The books we pass on
Haiku # 10197, May 7, 2001 11:28 am ET
by PXC
the man I mentioned
Libran he was, balanced, maintained
and restored, my faith
Haiku # 10196, May 7, 2001 11:27 am ET
by PXC of mentioning Librans...
rain keeps pouring down
as haiku keeps pouring out
saturated twice
Haiku # 10195, May 7, 2001 11:09 am ET
by ash
you can pick your nose
and though you can pick your friends
don't pick your friend's nose
Haiku # 10194, May 7, 2001 10:52 am ET
by ash
Dad's a bit fed up
about what, I'll never know
just moving along...
Haiku # 10193, May 7, 2001 10:26 am ET
by PXC
the hairy brush of
whiskers felt from kisses to
my cheek. Thanks grandma!
Haiku # 10192, May 7, 2001 9:48 am ET
by impro
One thing always struck
me about grandma. I think
t'was her rolling pin.
Haiku # 10191, May 7, 2001 9:44 am ET
by impro
late for work today
had to dig my car out of
a deep pollen drift
Haiku # 10190, May 7, 2001 9:27 am ET
by impro
pardon me while I
compose this rancid haiku
with my eye shades drawn
Haiku # 10189, May 7, 2001 9:26 am ET
by Impro
it can't get better
no improving perfection
indian summer
Haiku # 10188, May 7, 2001 1:13 am ET
by mellie
indescribable
brilliant blue crisp clear heaven
maybe the best time
Haiku # 10187, May 7, 2001 1:02 am ET
by mellie
beloved pussy
purring small grey lap warmer
snuggled in my groin
Haiku # 10186, May 6, 2001 11:57 pm ET
by ash
it's raining again
it hasn't eased for days now
bring back the blue sky
Haiku # 10185, May 6, 2001 11:52 pm ET
by ash
her pink lips beckon
red wine summer night passion
tame the trouser beast
Haiku # 10184, May 6, 2001 10:12 pm ET
by ap
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