Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
play god? can't do it.
this is only bad haiku
see? haiku? but bad.
Haiku # 10380 May 14, 2001 2:24 pm ET
by ap
Here and now, be gone
So much politics, so many
destined for the gas showers
as they didn't fit in Germany
would you be us or them?
Haiku # 10379 May 14, 2001 2:21 pm ET
by Moxie
eat the cheese
and then go to this web-site
you will fit right in.

http://www.createafart.com/
Haiku # 10378 May 14, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by pigdog
Play God and be damned
As Hitler fell, and played God man
One more fire log
for eternity
Haiku # 10377 May 14, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 10376 May 14, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
enlightenment. yes!
can't cure your mental illness.
haiku therapy?
Haiku # 10375 May 14, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by ap
A group wanted me
to keep talking, and goaded
this is called pride and
if they did not care
then, from what place did that start
and you've felt it too...
John 3:16
Haiku # 10374 May 14, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 10373 May 14, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Empty crusade, yes
You have to play it their way
To teach them your way.
Haiku # 10372 May 14, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, I suppose then
that some, here, who do not care
Don't even try to
Haiku # 10371 May 14, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by Moxie
no one is throw out
no one is disposable
no one, hate or love

I'm Christian, learn what that means, forget
form as God, ettiquette and power as God,
and forget yourself and become truly human
Haiku # 10370 May 14, 2001 1:53 pm ET
by Moxie
understanding cheese
with many variances
demands commitment

who cares to commit
to understand unconformed
cheesy mindless shit
Haiku # 10369 May 14, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by ap
just like ripened cheese
moldy haiku satisfies
through purposeful form
Haiku # 10368 May 14, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by ap
Sometimes it is
best to ignore the mold or
destroy it, to re-new

Not for others though
but for the self, to define
and shape one's self so

it goes on life long
sometimes you need to go on
someplace else, anew
Haiku # 10367 May 14, 2001 1:09 pm ET
by Moxie
It is in the eye
of the looker, those who don't
accept, often sad

as it may be, do
not ever do so, and this
is a sad fact, life
Haiku # 10366 May 14, 2001 1:06 pm ET
by Moxie
i'm used already
this place is not bad chaos
you don't write haiku

cleverness i like
entertainment i enjoy
waste of electrons

while you never fit
have you ever stopped to ask
am i the right shape ?


Haiku # 10365 May 14, 2001 11:02 am ET
by ash
Chaos is good but
The reason I fight is my self
Is held at gun point
To kill self to survive!
Horrid paradox but what
that means is the Phoenix
Rises from the dead
You'll get used to me I hope
Haiku # 10364 May 14, 2001 10:35 am ET
by Moxie
There's just something about Librans
and a need for order some heal for.

Haiku # 10363 May 14, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Moxie
we hold out our palms
with interdigitation
in the infra-red
Haiku # 10362 May 14, 2001 4:42 am ET
by ash
his haikulation
grew supernumerary
ain't got no rhythm

superfluous sound
excessive to the meter
he beats off wildly

Haiku # 10361 May 14, 2001 4:39 am ET
by ash
maybe she did - once.
do you have any siblings?
well, maybe then, more.
Haiku # 10360 May 13, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by ap
I think that my mom
did get drunk and fuck my dad
but..the Stones?no way
Haiku # 10359 May 13, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by Bruce
rolling stones capture
the essence of rock 'n roll
lets get drunk and fuck
Haiku # 10358 May 13, 2001 4:28 pm ET
by ap
Patti came from a JW
background which isn't easy
and Bjork, I think that
means "Earth Mother" or
Well, I did see Willie Nelson
In Rockland last August
Iggy, don't know much about
him...
Haiku # 10357 May 13, 2001 4:14 pm ET
by Moxie
Better self absorbed...
Gets rid of stains much faster
That's why I'm Christian
paradox but true
Haiku # 10356 May 13, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Moxie
oh boy mothers day
better leave now quite a drive
self absorbed guilt queen
Haiku # 10355 May 13, 2001 12:49 pm ET
by Bruce
moxie moxie mox
I am just the country hick
Iggy would be bored

I want a swan dress
like Bjork wore and ponytial
like Willie Nelson's

Patti spits and spits
Patti is a real wild child
but I'm the rager
Haiku # 10354 May 13, 2001 11:33 am ET
by mellie
Patti Patti Smith!
Didn't know much about her
country hick here till

a rabid fan bit
me and she's been with Willie
and Bjork in my soul
since
Haiku # 10353 May 13, 2001 10:19 am ET
by Moxie
didn't plan it, hitched
bright star in our galaxy
must not fade away
Haiku # 10352 May 13, 2001 7:31 am ET
by mellie
boys I've had enough
twinkle twinkle little star
you know you've done wrong

tuned in mother's day
patti and bob and iggy pop
so much younger now
Haiku # 10351 May 13, 2001 5:38 am ET
by mellie, yep today is sunday
Two fer two, unlike
previous offensive times
Egad, not that boo boo
Haiku # 10350 May 12, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by Moxie
Happy Mother's Day
even if sysdunctional
Happy Goddess Day
Haiku # 10349 May 12, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by Moxie
Happy Mother's Day
even if sysdunctional
Happy Goddess Day
Haiku # 10348 May 12, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by Moxie
watching woodchips fly
through tinted safety glasses
she removes a glove
Haiku # 10347 May 12, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
lightning flashes south
with patience comes the downpour
i wait with my dog
Haiku # 10346 May 12, 2001 6:43 pm ET
by ap
don't try my patience,
I must have it handy to
resist yours - boredung.
Haiku # 10345 May 12, 2001 1:15 pm ET
by boo
I once put truth on
tv - you turned off, 'round to
not see, soface pressed.
Haiku # 10344 May 12, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you don't want to know
ignorance their profits grow
whoas, how's itgoes, shows!
Haiku # 10343 May 12, 2001 1:09 pm ET
by boo
hang yer laundry out
to dry, let the neighbores cry!
life's soap, can't denie.
Haiku # 10342 May 12, 2001 1:05 pm ET
by boo
slow, tantric approach
she says, hey cut it out and
get in there, will ya'
Haiku # 10341 May 12, 2001 12:59 pm ET
by ap
ev'rybody loves
a little understanding
'specially neighbours
Haiku # 10340 May 12, 2001 7:40 am ET
by mellie
new neighbours next door
suddenly my life's a soap
cut to the credits
Haiku # 10339 May 12, 2001 7:10 am ET
by ash
no dirty poop i
never the half-arsed produce
of semi-colons
Haiku # 10338 May 12, 2001 7:08 am ET
by ash
wish it was Sunday
I forgot it is Sunday
could I be stoned too?
Haiku # 10337 May 12, 2001 6:52 am ET
by mellie
daddy's smoking pot
so don't stone him when he's not
he wants to be stoned
Haiku # 10336 May 12, 2001 6:49 am ET
by mellie
hey, hey, what is this?
my dad is smoking some pot
yeah, way to go dad
Haiku # 10335 May 12, 2001 6:07 am ET
by LivLiv
it is dark purple
bruise colored badness for you
smell the glove like me
Haiku # 10334 May 12, 2001 6:05 am ET
by Olivia
dad says "jimmery"
he leaves me all alone here
more life savers please
Haiku # 10333 May 12, 2001 6:03 am ET
by Olivia and her big face in her mouth
0 blue sofa great to
know that your back Inside and no
long err in the bloody stairs.
Haiku # 10332 May 12, 2001 3:57 am ET
by Hell 0
gee I hate that when
it's orange and not purple
just can't count on it
Haiku # 10331 May 12, 2001 1:30 am ET
by mellie