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29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Haiku # 10899 May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10898 May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10897 May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10896 May 29, 2001 3:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10895 May 29, 2001 3:18 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10894 May 29, 2001 3:18 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10893 May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10892 May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10891 May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10890 May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10889 May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10888 May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10887 May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10886 May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10885 May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10884 May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10883 May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10882 May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10881 May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10880 May 29, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10879 May 29, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10878 May 29, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10877 May 29, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
whoops, pushed too hard.
like so many things in life
too hard means too much.
Haiku # 10876 May 29, 2001 2:08 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.
Haiku # 10875 May 29, 2001 2:05 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.
Haiku # 10874 May 29, 2001 2:05 am ET
by b
chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.
Haiku # 10873 May 29, 2001 2:05 am ET
by b
lumpy chuncky poo
a garden snake searching for
the tidy bowl man.
Haiku # 10872 May 29, 2001 1:59 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Haiku # 10871 May 29, 2001 1:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I promise I will
try and consider my thoughts
before I promise.
Haiku # 10870 May 29, 2001 1:56 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
beautiful word yes
promise of God most high.
Thank God I know Him
Haiku # 10869 May 29, 2001 1:55 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
never, somewhere, not
no one-where, how just because,
landed me in pain.
Haiku # 10868 May 29, 2001 1:54 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
when did I forget
that being is so much fun?
why, no, are now yes.
Haiku # 10867 May 29, 2001 1:52 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
a mind so complete.
beautiful person you are,
speak and I'll listen.
Haiku # 10866 May 29, 2001 1:47 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
full moon, sandy beach,
waves to the sand take their cue,
as I enter you.
Haiku # 10865 May 29, 2001 1:45 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I love you so much.
clap your hands, snap your fingers
I'll give it to you
Haiku # 10864 May 29, 2001 1:43 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
baby I love you
yes baby I do love you
kiss me, I don't mind
Haiku # 10863 May 29, 2001 1:41 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Failed in my mission
as left mouse clicks just don't come
I'm too stoned to drive
Haiku # 10862 May 28, 2001 11:48 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
All rolled up in dew
I see that you're a flower too
waiting wishing too
Haiku # 10861 May 28, 2001 11:46 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Hey! I play today
what would you say in exchange
for some golden change?
Haiku # 10860 May 28, 2001 11:40 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
god is a showman
so roll over jehovah
till the end of time
Haiku # 10859 May 28, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by ash
The parties died down
they were just illusions of
human opinion
when Lady Liberty stood on
the Seven Headed Beast
According to some Jehovah's Witnesses
Haiku # 10858 May 28, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by Moxie of AP for Democrats...
sitting in the sun
well, I've got a sunburn now
better go inside
Haiku # 10857 May 28, 2001 1:04 pm ET
by slinted
Re # 10853

Yes you are almost there
don't be afraid just eat ice-cream!
one litre a day.

I scream for Haagen-Das
Haiku # 10856 May 28, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
give me coins
i like square shoes
with no need for clothes
is my piggy bank
Haiku # 10855 May 28, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
double table dance
two strippers rubbing nipples
god bless dirty gals
Haiku # 10854 May 28, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by ap
i am working alone
i feel scared without you
my computer crashes
i scream.
Haiku # 10853 May 28, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
My skin is crawling
Smoke beckons
Time to wrap my lips around my butt.
Haiku # 10852 May 28, 2001 11:16 am ET
by eon
power construction
fifteen hundred megawatts
texas prairie juice
Haiku # 10851 May 28, 2001 11:16 am ET
by ap
dusty boots, sunburned
sidle by first class section
empty seats bekon
Haiku # 10850 May 28, 2001 11:05 am ET
by ap