Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
In your case it is
probably smegma smothered
steak with cotton lint
Haiku # 11071 June 1, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by QUASHER!!!!!!!!!!
bloomers boxers shorts
tightey whitey cock surprise
cotton smothered steak
Haiku # 11070 June 1, 2001 6:50 pm ET
by ap
you have green thigh rings.
so you give me a gold gift
to wear on my ears.
Haiku # 11069 June 1, 2001 6:49 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
panties in the air,
we slowly came together.
flowers in our hair.
Haiku # 11068 June 1, 2001 6:45 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel_lesbo_dream of Dallas, TX
as i touch your skin,
I smell your red hair and smile,
forgetting the time.
Haiku # 11067 June 1, 2001 6:34 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
drunk on deep kissing
our spirits - vapour - mingle
we plummet deeply
Haiku # 11066 June 1, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by ap
taste of our loving,
a rivulet glistens there,
new invitation.
Haiku # 11065 June 1, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ap
contemplating just
below your sacral dimple
pleasure awaits us
Haiku # 11064 June 1, 2001 6:16 pm ET
by ap
lightning flashes show
your form so curved in blue light
spring breeze spreads your scent
Haiku # 11063 June 1, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by ap
let me eat your thong
a satin appetizer
wet warm pink repast
Haiku # 11062 June 1, 2001 6:08 pm ET
by ap
To a witch voodoo
what is this thing but a doll
and stress relief, hmm
Haiku # 11061 June 1, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by PXC
I twirled like a fly
on a warm summer's wind
lighting just for you
Haiku # 11060 June 1, 2001 3:52 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
He wore my panties
the ones with yellow flowers
I wore the moonlight
Haiku # 11059 June 1, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I wore her panties
the ones with yellow flowers
in her dreams
Haiku # 11058 June 1, 2001 12:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
too many chicken
littles in this damn country
where's the shotgun, maw?
Haiku # 11057 June 1, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by impro of the sky is falling
"What's Dat?"
tell you later...
much later
(save 11169 for me) heehee
Haiku # 11056 June 1, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Miss Everything
pixilated fate

it must be advanced
to Build face on Mars, And
Then blurr the digits
Haiku # 11055 June 1, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by apoapsis
increase the army?
the attack is global warmth!
protect us from US!
Haiku # 11054 June 1, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by bon bunny
no one reads you, whew!
fewer still understand, SO
Open what don't shut.
Haiku # 11053 June 1, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by boo
don't anybody
shuddup! you don't make sense SO
that's the same as that.
Haiku # 11052 June 1, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by boo
They would be better
off with a dad from the slums
even share HIS booze
Haiku # 11051 June 1, 2001 11:56 am ET
by The Thimker
they took to the booze
jesus their granny did too
underneath a bush
Haiku # 11050 June 1, 2001 11:52 am ET
by mellie
ralph ralph ralph ralph ralph
I'm just spewing my guts up
poor twins with that dad
Haiku # 11049 June 1, 2001 11:47 am ET
by mellie
i love bad haiku
it is good for me to read
this proves it is bad

http://handel.pacific.net.sg/~loudon/alexey_def.htm
Haiku # 11048 June 1, 2001 11:46 am ET
by sickyellow
Ralph? Is that you? You
are so cute when you're drunk!
Now go to sleepy!
Haiku # 11047 June 1, 2001 11:27 am ET
by The Thimker
thimk and unc fuck skull
of ronald reagan - Make Way!
here cums bush: he's drunk...

dead issue
Haiku # 11046 June 1, 2001 11:24 am ET
by dead issue boo
Al Gore got the most -
Buchanon got the least, in
any case not twat!
Haiku # 11045 June 1, 2001 11:20 am ET
by unconceding
die laughing, just die!
I supported honesty
and truth: read NADER!

rascists don't ask why
there were 200,000
planned voterans tossed /
black floridans tossed / take your pick!
Haiku # 11044 June 1, 2001 11:18 am ET
by unconceding
dead issue

Jeffords was given
death threats. he spoiled the plans
of dictatorship.
Haiku # 11043 June 1, 2001 11:12 am ET
by MzConGenitalia
what you say applies
only to YOU - includes the
shit you can't see through -
ah-hhhhh-ha/*
Haiku # 11042 June 1, 2001 11:10 am ET
by unconceding
There's something noble
About drinking underage
And _not_ getting caught
Haiku # 11041 June 1, 2001 10:48 am ET
by Janis
I hear Al is at
UT, handing out bad fake
IDs and laughing
Haiku # 11040 June 1, 2001 9:59 am ET
by The Thimker
submit bad haiku
while lying in my bed
i love my palm VII
Haiku # 11039 June 1, 2001 6:42 am ET
by optional
but what did she do
besides ordering booze with
false ID? Who hasn't?
Haiku # 11038 May 31, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hey, remember the
Moxie, he's me, and how bad
he was when he was
Haiku # 11037 May 31, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by PXC
Oh what a great life
Young presidential daughter
We watch you fuck up
Haiku # 11036 May 31, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by Janis
Only roaches left
In the drug box of my life
Dismantling remains
Haiku # 11035 May 31, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by Janis
fuck
Haiku # 11034 May 31, 2001 6:30 pm ET
by dick of ny
your mouth is not closed
it spews your silly insults
you remove all doubt

opinions are good
but I hear none from your mouth
just silly insults

settle down a bit
speak intelligently please
or shut the fuck up
Haiku # 11033 May 31, 2001 5:30 pm ET
by UN-unconceding
Think America'd
be better of with Al prez?
I think I WILL die...

Laughing. I'd respect
your opinions if I could
find them through the shit
Haiku # 11032 May 31, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by The Thimker
so stupid, thickmer,
I don't prove you anything
but dumb! what you say

applies to you, pig.
america ripped from the poor
majority, bye-
pigs who squeal, "follow along!"
Haiku # 11031 May 31, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by unconceding
what SIN america?
arSINic in water, on the rocks,
straight up, shaken not stirred?

oh. oh. seven. 5-7-5
Haiku # 11030 May 31, 2001 4:25 pm ET
by boo
what SIN america?
arSINic in water, on the rocks,
straight up, shaken not stirred?

oh. oh. seven. 5-7-5
Haiku # 11029 May 31, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by boo
I'd love to debate
with you but it sounds like you've
got nothing to say

Keep complaining and
pointing your finger cause it
only proves me right
Haiku # 11028 May 31, 2001 4:22 pm ET
by The Thimker
the pigs dividing
us say, "don't bring down the house
of pigs" lieing shits!
Haiku # 11027 May 31, 2001 4:20 pm ET
by boo
is europe alone?
In This - our allies trying
to keep us off the

road of our own Good
Intentions! america
whither are you bound?
Haiku # 11026 May 31, 2001 4:17 pm ET
by bon bunny
my rights eroded?
I DON'T CARE! my e-mail read
by the authorized...

unauthorized, who
cares? I'm doing nothing wrong!
but those shitheads ARE!
Haiku # 11025 May 31, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by MzConGenitalia
you can pick ME up
at the grocery store anytime
my produce sweetheart
Haiku # 11024 May 31, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you can pick me up
at the grocery store anytime
my produce sweetheart
Haiku # 11023 May 31, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
divided we're falling
great! it ain't my fault - it's yours!
you, the conceding.
Haiku # 11022 May 31, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by unconceding