Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
she loves me for this
no whining just plow ahead
jesus i love her
Haiku # 11107 June 3, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by ap
too tough to notice
insensitive fuck am i
life is for living
Haiku # 11106 June 3, 2001 10:00 pm ET
by ap
arthritic back pain
sailing today anyway
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11105 June 3, 2001 9:59 pm ET
by ap
#i saw this:
$code or die;
#stupid elitist perl nazis.
#Why is $foo in a different
#namespace than $foo[0]?
Haiku # 11104 June 3, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by argh
ascii orgasm
on my keyboard

is this ISO compatible?
Haiku # 11103 June 3, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by argh
masturbating furiously
porno is great
the vikiden sooths my pain
Haiku # 11102 June 3, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by argh
you should be writing a book
your name, twinkie
twinkie twinkie little star
why don't you...
ok, this is dumb
Haiku # 11101 June 3, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by Twinkie
I think hostess twinkies
think that the price of carots in
japan think too much
Haiku # 11100 June 3, 2001 7:39 pm ET
by Something
I think that DJ J's ass tastes like
twinkies, because they both have cream
filling
Haiku # 11099 June 3, 2001 7:38 pm ET
by Something
That's some nasty cheese
peppered with black jumping fleas
stinks like crotch disease
Haiku # 11098 June 3, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Can you sieze the breeze
stop the wind and swaying trees
let these dreams sprout leaves?
Haiku # 11097 June 3, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Can you catch the breeze
make the wind still in the trees
let these dreams sprout leaves
Haiku # 11096 June 3, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Where did the beauty
go? All this hate makes me sad.
may have to move on.
Haiku # 11095 June 3, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This band that I know,
infinite typing monkies,
only sing Shakespeare
Haiku # 11094 June 3, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I hated my gran
who gives a hairy fuck if
she has a cock eh???
Haiku # 11093 June 3, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by i hate austrailians too
You're the one eye sees
panning across all of these
watching swaying trees
Haiku # 11092 June 3, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Can you sieze the breeze
and gather up all of these
plant these dreams with leaves
Haiku # 11091 June 3, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
sophisticated
predisposed to artifice
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11090 June 3, 2001 9:32 am ET
by ash
politics will fail
people are not that stupid
they are stupider
Haiku # 11089 June 3, 2001 9:27 am ET
by ash
sometimes senryu
sometimes something seasonal
unsolicited
Haiku # 11088 June 3, 2001 9:25 am ET
by ash
On colors of blue
I surfed and splashed within you
I drank with you too
Haiku # 11087 June 3, 2001 2:51 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
dickhead times any-
thing else still equals dickhead.
brilliant math, fucko
Haiku # 11086 June 2, 2001 9:37 pm ET
by UNUN-unconceding
so that's whose skull it
was, eh, boo? and what we did to it?
"one nation undergrads"
Haiku # 11085 June 2, 2001 5:17 pm ET
by unconceding
deep thought while putting
on socks, look down and see two
socks on the same foot !!
Haiku # 11084 June 2, 2001 5:15 pm ET
by we are doomed!!!!!!!!!
some jerk said he was
UN-unconceding?! cuz he
was CONCEDING it.
Haiku # 11083 June 2, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by unconceding
you pledged allegiance
to the privatized, undemocratic
republic (screw the public)

for which it keels over
we changed it since your sacrifice
we do that ALL the time
-sssssuCkerrrrs...
Haiku # 11082 June 2, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by unconceding
hey! great idea
infinite typing monkeys
fine name for a band
Haiku # 11081 June 2, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by sister flo
what kind of loser
pushes 'send that bad haiku'
without typing stuff?

sometimes I think that
infinite typing monkeys
could do lots better.
Haiku # 11080 June 2, 2001 7:44 am ET
by sliiiiiinted
RE #11048

This is a good page
the 5-7-5 thingy
is not write in stone

Attention ash;
http://handel.pacific.net.sg/~loudon/alexey_def.htm
thank you sickyellow person

Haiku # 11079 June 2, 2001 4:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11078 June 2, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11077 June 2, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11076 June 2, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11075 June 2, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11074 June 2, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
honeyed chicken wings
executing sly revenge
with cholesterol
Haiku # 11073 June 2, 2001 12:49 am ET
by ash
shoes saturated
i didn't expect the rain
on my motorbike
Haiku # 11072 June 1, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by ash
In your case it is
probably smegma smothered
steak with cotton lint
Haiku # 11071 June 1, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by QUASHER!!!!!!!!!!
bloomers boxers shorts
tightey whitey cock surprise
cotton smothered steak
Haiku # 11070 June 1, 2001 6:50 pm ET
by ap
you have green thigh rings.
so you give me a gold gift
to wear on my ears.
Haiku # 11069 June 1, 2001 6:49 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
panties in the air,
we slowly came together.
flowers in our hair.
Haiku # 11068 June 1, 2001 6:45 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel_lesbo_dream of Dallas, TX
as i touch your skin,
I smell your red hair and smile,
forgetting the time.
Haiku # 11067 June 1, 2001 6:34 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
drunk on deep kissing
our spirits - vapour - mingle
we plummet deeply
Haiku # 11066 June 1, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by ap
taste of our loving,
a rivulet glistens there,
new invitation.
Haiku # 11065 June 1, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ap
contemplating just
below your sacral dimple
pleasure awaits us
Haiku # 11064 June 1, 2001 6:16 pm ET
by ap
lightning flashes show
your form so curved in blue light
spring breeze spreads your scent
Haiku # 11063 June 1, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by ap
let me eat your thong
a satin appetizer
wet warm pink repast
Haiku # 11062 June 1, 2001 6:08 pm ET
by ap
To a witch voodoo
what is this thing but a doll
and stress relief, hmm
Haiku # 11061 June 1, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by PXC
I twirled like a fly
on a warm summer's wind
lighting just for you
Haiku # 11060 June 1, 2001 3:52 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
He wore my panties
the ones with yellow flowers
I wore the moonlight
Haiku # 11059 June 1, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I wore her panties
the ones with yellow flowers
in her dreams
Haiku # 11058 June 1, 2001 12:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet