Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Small, black, velvet bag
It came free with my walkman
But good for nothing
Haiku # 11125 June 5, 2001 8:41 am ET
by limey_tank of Dublin 8
Curvy and Peachy
I look as she walks past me
I am such a letch
Haiku # 11124 June 5, 2001 8:40 am ET
by limey tank of DIT
Squat, blue and yellow
Claims to be isotonic
Lucozade bottle
Haiku # 11123 June 5, 2001 8:40 am ET
by limey tank of DIT
+ : running running
+ : running through the jungle
+ : can you smell the heat?
Haiku # 11122 June 4, 2001 9:08 pm ET
by argh
heavenly legspread
fuck it with a big ol' cross
prono with jesus
Haiku # 11121 June 4, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by argh
Texas, technical
ass of the u s of a,
bet yer split-tailed beehind.
Haiku # 11120 June 4, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by Dubya, light my fart TX
East by west and trial by
on line fire, and Jesus was Lord
but I added Goddess to the song
Haiku # 11119 June 4, 2001 4:51 pm ET
by Moxie
feeling super blessed,
received more than I deserve,
Jesus is the Lord!
Haiku # 11118 June 4, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Sounds like all re runs
not you all mind you but this
the fight, the contest, still in
the slough of despair
Haiku # 11117 June 4, 2001 2:23 pm ET
by Mox
tackle still intact
anticipating danger
grandma circumspect
Haiku # 11116 June 4, 2001 7:44 am ET
by ash
oh so much hamas
thickly spread over the news
yet no tabooli
Haiku # 11115 June 4, 2001 7:38 am ET
by ash
i hate him; i hate him
but I want to give his twin daughters
my hot steaming man juice
-
who is he??
Haiku # 11114 June 4, 2001 2:16 am ET
by argh
times are good
times are bad
-
there is no time
we've all been had!
Haiku # 11113 June 4, 2001 2:14 am ET
by argh
i cut it off
its good and gone
i cut it off
yes grandma's cock
Haiku # 11112 June 4, 2001 2:13 am ET
by argh
Do you know what the
secret to shiner bock is?
animal enzymes
Haiku # 11111 June 4, 2001 12:55 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
tomorrow, texas
steers queers and shiner bock beers
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11110 June 3, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by ap
By Eris, take this
Ye Golden apple
and good love to thee...
Haiku # 11109 June 3, 2001 10:12 pm ET
by Mox
tonight we will love
not ever satiated
always satisfied
Haiku # 11108 June 3, 2001 10:06 pm ET
by ap
she loves me for this
no whining just plow ahead
jesus i love her
Haiku # 11107 June 3, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by ap
too tough to notice
insensitive fuck am i
life is for living
Haiku # 11106 June 3, 2001 10:00 pm ET
by ap
arthritic back pain
sailing today anyway
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11105 June 3, 2001 9:59 pm ET
by ap
#i saw this:
$code or die;
#stupid elitist perl nazis.
#Why is $foo in a different
#namespace than $foo[0]?
Haiku # 11104 June 3, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by argh
ascii orgasm
on my keyboard

is this ISO compatible?
Haiku # 11103 June 3, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by argh
masturbating furiously
porno is great
the vikiden sooths my pain
Haiku # 11102 June 3, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by argh
you should be writing a book
your name, twinkie
twinkie twinkie little star
why don't you...
ok, this is dumb
Haiku # 11101 June 3, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by Twinkie
I think hostess twinkies
think that the price of carots in
japan think too much
Haiku # 11100 June 3, 2001 7:39 pm ET
by Something
I think that DJ J's ass tastes like
twinkies, because they both have cream
filling
Haiku # 11099 June 3, 2001 7:38 pm ET
by Something
That's some nasty cheese
peppered with black jumping fleas
stinks like crotch disease
Haiku # 11098 June 3, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Can you sieze the breeze
stop the wind and swaying trees
let these dreams sprout leaves?
Haiku # 11097 June 3, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Can you catch the breeze
make the wind still in the trees
let these dreams sprout leaves
Haiku # 11096 June 3, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Where did the beauty
go? All this hate makes me sad.
may have to move on.
Haiku # 11095 June 3, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This band that I know,
infinite typing monkies,
only sing Shakespeare
Haiku # 11094 June 3, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I hated my gran
who gives a hairy fuck if
she has a cock eh???
Haiku # 11093 June 3, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by i hate austrailians too
You're the one eye sees
panning across all of these
watching swaying trees
Haiku # 11092 June 3, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Can you sieze the breeze
and gather up all of these
plant these dreams with leaves
Haiku # 11091 June 3, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
sophisticated
predisposed to artifice
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11090 June 3, 2001 9:32 am ET
by ash
politics will fail
people are not that stupid
they are stupider
Haiku # 11089 June 3, 2001 9:27 am ET
by ash
sometimes senryu
sometimes something seasonal
unsolicited
Haiku # 11088 June 3, 2001 9:25 am ET
by ash
On colors of blue
I surfed and splashed within you
I drank with you too
Haiku # 11087 June 3, 2001 2:51 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
dickhead times any-
thing else still equals dickhead.
brilliant math, fucko
Haiku # 11086 June 2, 2001 9:37 pm ET
by UNUN-unconceding
so that's whose skull it
was, eh, boo? and what we did to it?
"one nation undergrads"
Haiku # 11085 June 2, 2001 5:17 pm ET
by unconceding
deep thought while putting
on socks, look down and see two
socks on the same foot !!
Haiku # 11084 June 2, 2001 5:15 pm ET
by we are doomed!!!!!!!!!
some jerk said he was
UN-unconceding?! cuz he
was CONCEDING it.
Haiku # 11083 June 2, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by unconceding
you pledged allegiance
to the privatized, undemocratic
republic (screw the public)

for which it keels over
we changed it since your sacrifice
we do that ALL the time
-sssssuCkerrrrs...
Haiku # 11082 June 2, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by unconceding
hey! great idea
infinite typing monkeys
fine name for a band
Haiku # 11081 June 2, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by sister flo
what kind of loser
pushes 'send that bad haiku'
without typing stuff?

sometimes I think that
infinite typing monkeys
could do lots better.
Haiku # 11080 June 2, 2001 7:44 am ET
by sliiiiiinted
RE #11048

This is a good page
the 5-7-5 thingy
is not write in stone

Attention ash;
http://handel.pacific.net.sg/~loudon/alexey_def.htm
thank you sickyellow person

Haiku # 11079 June 2, 2001 4:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11078 June 2, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11077 June 2, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11076 June 2, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet