Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
We will meet someday.
I won't know you, you won't know me.
You will pick a book up by me.
Haiku # 11412 June 17, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Moxie
To say such hate and
put the moods and emotions
in one person is to say
you have no confidence in yourselves.
Haiku # 11411 June 17, 2001 3:33 pm ET
by Moxie
Your poetry shouldn't talk
like that. It's Satanic.
Like I was
Haiku # 11410 June 17, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Moxie
happy cum doner,
male baby-sitter's day, still
no diapers in NFL colors.
Haiku # 11409 June 17, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Mz ConGenitalia
who am I to trash
the twat; I just want to stand
up and be cunted.
Haiku # 11408 June 17, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by unconceding
I know twat is not
a crook, he's the front of it,
the latch-key lackey.

he's not smart enough
to connive OR REPENT. his
elucation's wrong.
Haiku # 11407 June 17, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by unconceding
smart move, put the bombs
you want to shoot at them right
in Russia, save gas.

one Rusky wants to
get back alaska, other
wants to sell the rest.
Haiku # 11406 June 17, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by unconceding of to putin 'n' hair-pie
ate my girl's panties
pre-laundry, tastes just Like ME?
oya, I'd worn them last.
Haiku # 11405 June 17, 2001 3:10 pm ET
by boo of to apelliemoxashaint
figured out you're all
the same, person! not "person"
just ALL the SAME, ew...
Haiku # 11404 June 17, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by apelliemoxashaint
watching my tv
i noted agent mulder
intuh aliens
Haiku # 11403 June 17, 2001 10:32 am ET
by ash
inter alia
so too was roy orbison
broke his heart I think
Haiku # 11402 June 17, 2001 10:14 am ET
by mellie
office painted red
don't need to go to town now
I've been there before
Haiku # 11401 June 17, 2001 10:12 am ET
by mellie
amongst other things
i drop a few foreign words
inter alia
Haiku # 11400 June 17, 2001 2:23 am ET
by ash
the stench of moxie
permeates the haiku site
lingers like a fart
Haiku # 11399 June 16, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by ash
he lives in a world
where he is ashamed, shunned
and despised. must suck.
Haiku # 11398 June 16, 2001 9:59 pm ET
by ap
better to ignore
the prick has no pride or balls.
how can WE hurt him?
Haiku # 11397 June 16, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by ap
there is shame in this
purposeful stupidity
whining motherfucker
Haiku # 11396 June 16, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by ap - i know the count is wrong
when moxie posts here
i hate to follow the ass
hole churl he sucks
Haiku # 11395 June 16, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by ap
unusual state.
anger is unproductive,
unavoidable.
Haiku # 11394 June 16, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by ap
Aye...see through anothers
eyes...it is hard but what will
I see through your own?
Haiku # 11393 June 16, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by Moxie
see dog through window
plays in yard cares not for crap
that boy can teach me
Haiku # 11392 June 16, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by bruce
In my "raves" what did
I say? Did I say nothing
or did I say more?

Did some say a lot
of nothing, but in a pattern?
just a bit though...

And most say something
about sex, the birds, Bushy
where's that BUSHido?
Haiku # 11391 June 16, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Moxie
I have a manner
not the best manner to think
go "rave" style a bit

forgetting most
like to try and follow set
ways. For the long run.

I lose myself...
Haiku # 11390 June 16, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by Moxie of apologize a bit
what a fucking mess
what happened to haiku form
she is hot mellie
Haiku # 11389 June 16, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by bruce
I do not understand the missle shield?
What are we defending ourselves from?
What of China? Noodles...
If you don't environ, there will be nothing
left to sell and buy...there will be weeping in
Babylon DC when the Beast arrises...
Haiku # 11388 June 16, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by Moxie
Dub is a pumpkin
He is the current pin the tail on the president
till the next one arrives...
Haiku # 11387 June 16, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by Mox
Ten animal patterns
you must act as a beast
to get respect from man
he reacts like a mindless animal
at times...
I speak as one
Haiku # 11386 June 16, 2001 5:37 pm ET
by moxie
from a man not his
daddy - his daddy-killer.
follow the funny,

Mz ConGenitalia.
Haiku # 11385 June 16, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Superduperman
Fibonacci saw
it coming, this number, but
nothing did he write

I once fucked them high
enough to feel them thrusting
times ten to the eighth
Haiku # 11384 June 16, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Fibonacci sexcretary
Mz ConGenitalia

oswald innocent...
don't knock the wooden dubya
inherited it.
Haiku # 11383 June 16, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Superduperman
what's dat? it's parts cats
and parts dogs. All its little
pittens are dat's dats!
Haiku # 11382 June 16, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by Miss Everything
dead doornail McVeigh
wasn't me! or what I say:
just a croak of shit.
Haiku # 11381 June 16, 2001 3:28 pm ET
by McVeigh
twat gets in (cheating,
drinking all the way) gas up
except in Texas.

since it, really, had
been gore won, gas only gone
down in tennessee.
Haiku # 11380 June 16, 2001 3:26 pm ET
by unconceding
dead as a doornail
as a doornail to nail ya.
dubya doornail ya.
Haiku # 11379 June 16, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by McVeigh
under clinton, I
remember it better: the
Whiner Republick.

global Warm troopers
of adubya hitler are
major league butt-offs.
Haiku # 11378 June 16, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by Mz ConGenitalia
dead issue: dubya
media dahhh-ling, we hear
of no garbles now.
Haiku # 11377 June 16, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by McVeigh
dead as dubya in
europe, but I get haiku
spin round in my grave.
Haiku # 11376 June 16, 2001 3:09 pm ET
by McVeigh
kayvan, try a trip!
a knight's tour, all sixty-four
squares once, no repeats.
Haiku # 11375 June 16, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by wowser
mudjimba shivers
cold black water black swans sigh
dreamtime maroochy
Haiku # 11374 June 16, 2001 10:58 am ET
by mellie
The blood pours and pours
empathy cannot endure
I leave broken heart.
Haiku # 11373 June 16, 2001 7:09 am ET
by reprobate of the ugly place
pawn, knight bishop, rook, king, queen.
I rule my army.
coordination pays off: mate!
Haiku # 11372 June 16, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Kayvan
Haiku # 11371 June 16, 2001 2:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11370 June 16, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11369 June 16, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11368 June 16, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11367 June 16, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11366 June 16, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey dandy and got
a good fishing run
up on the creek in Moose River
and plenty of shacks too up there...
(vacations, you dig special)
Haiku # 11365 June 15, 2001 9:45 pm ET
by Moxie
hmm, well, if we are trolls...
if in AD+D they grow back when killed
but in ADD it's just hyperactivity...
Haiku # 11364 June 15, 2001 9:44 pm ET
by Moxie
dead, oh, dead. needn't
brag - better off. hate not me,
hate killers you never see.
Haiku # 11363 June 15, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by McVeigh