no art ap! haiku
is all supposed to have dub
entendre, theirs dubya!

so write what you spill
but shut the fuck up on those
that fulfill the perp.

just cuz you think you're
sooo bad! don't put your self-id
on what's said - just DIG!

there's stronger message
here, cauze this place AIN'T YOUR HOLE.
bad gets by cuza you, poofs.

and better than your "Me-Sex" is her:

what's dat? it's parts cats
and parts dogs; all its little
pittens are dat's dats.

ap, you sick shit, don't
tell anyone what to do;
you know nothing, berk!

Miss E's nude plunge by
her and Raul a while back,
better that your ass-wipe.

reach down and tickle
me she hisses breathlessly
now i know i'm on

she wiggles and moans
calls to jesus and mary
catholic girls are fun

bark for me baby
oh yeah i like it like that
let me clean you up

bark for me baby
oh yeah i like it like that
let me clean you up

carbon-based poet
lousy organic life form
please let me crush him

weird -- so so so weird
it's weirder than anything
it's weirder than weird

dude, what is this now?
whoa, a place for bad haikus
totally righteous!

The behemoth speaks
About her earth moving, but,

she want's me to stop
and I have this addiction
so keep doing it

mudjimba's weeping
never you mind about her
women's business

The sex was good.. true.
but now politics you spew
goodbye sweet haiku!

He looks up at me
Like an old blind beatin dog
It is a sad day...

jake: no underwear
fly open at interview
may god help us all.

I was too hasty
that was a dog of a line
almost went too far

who came from behind?
head was down I went arse up
so slip into me

circumlocutely
the rain in spain falls mainly
due to gravity

I'm so organised
always ready never late
I can always come

it drives me insane
really I am tickled pink
at the thought of it

I'll come from behind
drag myself up from my knees
I go with the rolls

snuggled in my bed
sleepy hand slides down to where
sleek sweet pussy purrs

mellie, please write me
a dirty haiku dripping
with your sweet juices

makes me wild, happy
honestly it does mellie
vital people, yeah!

come to think of it
i post too fuckin much too
but i'm an artist

boo, you post too much
miss everything and mcveigh
no art is involved

you need to get laid
you know, have a little fun?
mommy wipes my ass.

O K here it is
political agenda
get laid now a lot

dead on. with no one
listening, no one willing
to do their big bang.

dead end. big, brave bush
has gone out on a-ledged of
leadership. Jump! Jump!

dead to rights ~ major
league hassle - big time: th'on in
the hyst'ricly books.

dead letter: e-mail
your congresspig and that ass-
hole, vice-pig.a.dent.

Haikus? Haikus? We
don't need no stinking haikus!
Aiii eeeee! Ya! Ya! Ya!

cool ice cube blow job
melt water streams on her tits
just a kiss away

pics in my pock prove
"NO FADE!" my pockets empty?
I knew that... no lie...

corona in the
cooler sings like a siren
this could get ugly

the secret here is
to play hard and drink harder
reserve for fucking

adrenaline as
a hormone calls to its
brothers to come play

backwinded jib sail
pulls us through the weather's eye
crank the main down hard

centerboard humming
she got a bone in her teeth
spray stings our faces

What the heck is a Mudjimba?
Something like Jenga?
Or more like Risk, all life...

hang on laddies...
the ride isn't over
till the martini sings

Plug your nose.
If you desire to cause hurt.
Go play a video game

Art is subjective.
It is how you feel as well
as who you are with.

if you are with those
who hate you, you sputter hate and derision.
Flowers, well... What's that smell?
Come on you damn clovers

news to all required
Shadow of the psychic vampire.

It's the belief that
stubborn-ness prevails when
the opinion here is
fixed...and neutered...

In the world wide web
of so many tied emotions...how
can you be kind here?

I'd like to see that...that would cause
me to drop dead from the shock of
seeing people actually be civil to one another!

Go to hell in a bucket,
enjoy the ride and
have a few drugs on me

ah, when I am
used as the anger factor, you
are managing, what happens in
your lives to feel this way?
I still live at home and pay too much
attention to people on line and what
they think I really am.

press success in yurp.
hell goes well with adubya
n hitler, both bound.

BTW, Mellie is still an angel...
And I like Ash but I don't know why...

actually I'm getting carried away here.
I'm going to take over the world with
my bad smelling shirt from Denny's here
whining everyone to death and celebrating Father's
Day after having watched Star Wars last night.
RESPECT!