Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
come to think of it
i post too fuckin much too
but i'm an artist
Haiku # 11439 June 17, 2001 9:35 pm ET
by ap
boo, you post too much
miss everything and mcveigh
no art is involved

you need to get laid
you know, have a little fun?
mommy wipes my ass.
Haiku # 11438 June 17, 2001 9:32 pm ET
by ap
O K here it is
political agenda
get laid now a lot
Haiku # 11437 June 17, 2001 9:29 pm ET
by ap
dead on. with no one
listening, no one willing
to do their big bang.
Haiku # 11436 June 17, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by McVeigh
dead end. big, brave bush
has gone out on a-ledged of
leadership. Jump! Jump!
Haiku # 11435 June 17, 2001 6:18 pm ET
by McVeigh
dead to rights ~ major
league hassle - big time: th'on in
the hyst'ricly books.
Haiku # 11434 June 17, 2001 6:15 pm ET
by McVeigh
dead letter: e-mail
your congresspig and that ass-
hole, vice-pig.a.dent.
Haiku # 11433 June 17, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by McVeigh
Haikus? Haikus? We
don't need no stinking haikus!
Aiii eeeee! Ya! Ya! Ya!
Haiku # 11432 June 17, 2001 6:05 pm ET
by ap
cool ice cube blow job
melt water streams on her tits
just a kiss away
Haiku # 11431 June 17, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by ap
pics in my pock prove
"NO FADE!" my pockets empty?
I knew that... no lie...
Haiku # 11430 June 17, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by NASA
corona in the
cooler sings like a siren
this could get ugly
Haiku # 11429 June 17, 2001 5:28 pm ET
by ap
the secret here is
to play hard and drink harder
reserve for fucking
Haiku # 11428 June 17, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by ap
adrenaline as
a hormone calls to its
brothers to come play
Haiku # 11427 June 17, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by ap
backwinded jib sail
pulls us through the weather's eye
crank the main down hard
Haiku # 11426 June 17, 2001 5:24 pm ET
by ap
centerboard humming
she got a bone in her teeth
spray stings our faces
Haiku # 11425 June 17, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by ap
What the heck is a Mudjimba?
Something like Jenga?
Or more like Risk, all life...
Haiku # 11424 June 17, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Moxie
hang on laddies...
the ride isn't over
till the martini sings
Haiku # 11423 June 17, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Plug your nose.
If you desire to cause hurt.
Go play a video game
Haiku # 11422 June 17, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by Moxie of on stench...
Art is subjective.
It is how you feel as well
as who you are with.

if you are with those
who hate you, you sputter hate and derision.
Flowers, well... What's that smell?
Come on you damn clovers
Haiku # 11421 June 17, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by Moxie

news to all required
Shadow of the psychic vampire.
Haiku # 11420 June 17, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Moxie
It's the belief that
stubborn-ness prevails when
the opinion here is
fixed...and neutered...
Haiku # 11419 June 17, 2001 3:41 pm ET
by Moxie
In the world wide web
of so many tied emotions...how
can you be kind here?

I'd like to see that...that would cause
me to drop dead from the shock of
seeing people actually be civil to one another!
Haiku # 11418 June 17, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Moxie
Go to hell in a bucket,
enjoy the ride and
have a few drugs on me
Haiku # 11417 June 17, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by Mox
ah, when I am
used as the anger factor, you
are managing, what happens in
your lives to feel this way?
I still live at home and pay too much
attention to people on line and what
they think I really am.
Haiku # 11416 June 17, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by Moxie
press success in yurp.
hell goes well with adubya
n hitler, both bound.
Haiku # 11415 June 17, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by MzConGenitalia
BTW, Mellie is still an angel...
And I like Ash but I don't know why...
Haiku # 11414 June 17, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Moxie
actually I'm getting carried away here.
I'm going to take over the world with
my bad smelling shirt from Denny's here
whining everyone to death and celebrating Father's
Day after having watched Star Wars last night.
RESPECT!
Haiku # 11413 June 17, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Moxie
We will meet someday.
I won't know you, you won't know me.
You will pick a book up by me.
Haiku # 11412 June 17, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Moxie
To say such hate and
put the moods and emotions
in one person is to say
you have no confidence in yourselves.
Haiku # 11411 June 17, 2001 3:33 pm ET
by Moxie
Your poetry shouldn't talk
like that. It's Satanic.
Like I was
Haiku # 11410 June 17, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Moxie
happy cum doner,
male baby-sitter's day, still
no diapers in NFL colors.
Haiku # 11409 June 17, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Mz ConGenitalia
who am I to trash
the twat; I just want to stand
up and be cunted.
Haiku # 11408 June 17, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by unconceding
I know twat is not
a crook, he's the front of it,
the latch-key lackey.

he's not smart enough
to connive OR REPENT. his
elucation's wrong.
Haiku # 11407 June 17, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by unconceding
smart move, put the bombs
you want to shoot at them right
in Russia, save gas.

one Rusky wants to
get back alaska, other
wants to sell the rest.
Haiku # 11406 June 17, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by unconceding of to putin 'n' hair-pie
ate my girl's panties
pre-laundry, tastes just Like ME?
oya, I'd worn them last.
Haiku # 11405 June 17, 2001 3:10 pm ET
by boo of to apelliemoxashaint
figured out you're all
the same, person! not "person"
just ALL the SAME, ew...
Haiku # 11404 June 17, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by apelliemoxashaint
watching my tv
i noted agent mulder
intuh aliens
Haiku # 11403 June 17, 2001 10:32 am ET
by ash
inter alia
so too was roy orbison
broke his heart I think
Haiku # 11402 June 17, 2001 10:14 am ET
by mellie
office painted red
don't need to go to town now
I've been there before
Haiku # 11401 June 17, 2001 10:12 am ET
by mellie
amongst other things
i drop a few foreign words
inter alia
Haiku # 11400 June 17, 2001 2:23 am ET
by ash
the stench of moxie
permeates the haiku site
lingers like a fart
Haiku # 11399 June 16, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by ash
he lives in a world
where he is ashamed, shunned
and despised. must suck.
Haiku # 11398 June 16, 2001 9:59 pm ET
by ap
better to ignore
the prick has no pride or balls.
how can WE hurt him?
Haiku # 11397 June 16, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by ap
there is shame in this
purposeful stupidity
whining motherfucker
Haiku # 11396 June 16, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by ap - i know the count is wrong
when moxie posts here
i hate to follow the ass
hole churl he sucks
Haiku # 11395 June 16, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by ap
unusual state.
anger is unproductive,
unavoidable.
Haiku # 11394 June 16, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by ap
Aye...see through anothers
eyes...it is hard but what will
I see through your own?
Haiku # 11393 June 16, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by Moxie
see dog through window
plays in yard cares not for crap
that boy can teach me
Haiku # 11392 June 16, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by bruce
In my "raves" what did
I say? Did I say nothing
or did I say more?

Did some say a lot
of nothing, but in a pattern?
just a bit though...

And most say something
about sex, the birds, Bushy
where's that BUSHido?
Haiku # 11391 June 16, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Moxie
I have a manner
not the best manner to think
go "rave" style a bit

forgetting most
like to try and follow set
ways. For the long run.

I lose myself...
Haiku # 11390 June 16, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by Moxie of apologize a bit