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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
feral cats after
snail oysters; mist their chance
during the downpour
Haiku # 11591 June 29, 2001 1:10 pm ET
by Miss Everything
mere mountains? - Giza.
if every range was built on
blocks, for all we know
Haiku # 11590 June 29, 2001 1:08 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
like white owls, moths cling
to radient windows
reflecting the moon
Haiku # 11589 June 29, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by Miss Everything
it is earth you must
l l
o l l o
vol ov
evolve
-evo
--ev
---e
Haiku # 11588 June 29, 2001 1:04 pm ET
by Miss Everything
waiting has rewards
with patience and attention
there is no waiting
Haiku # 11587 June 29, 2001 11:16 am ET
by ap
I might wait for you
but would you wait for me ap?
which one would go first?
Haiku # 11586 June 29, 2001 11:10 am ET
by mellie
wait for cable guy
and the A/C repairman
and the body shop
Haiku # 11585 June 29, 2001 10:57 am ET
by ap - nobody waits for me
adios Mary
she's leaving on a jet plane
steer clear of bullshit
Haiku # 11584 June 29, 2001 10:56 am ET
by mellie
anonymous mate
stand corrected not haiku
used to count on you
Haiku # 11583 June 29, 2001 10:47 am ET
by mellie
clit pinch
ohh ah spank
spank spank

(erect)
Haiku # 11582 June 29, 2001 2:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
does the crab pincher
tighten on your clit? and claws
finger-flick your slit?
Haiku # 11581 June 28, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by wowzer
Sea flowers will bloom
and the wind will blow sand dunes
when I'm here with you
Haiku # 11580 June 28, 2001 7:32 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Can a crab catch cocks,
in a way similar to
a cock catching crabs?
Haiku # 11579 June 28, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sandcrab with a cock.
who is the crustacean in
this relationship?
Haiku # 11578 June 28, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I put a black box
over the lower region
picture of my crab
Haiku # 11577 June 28, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Wonderful haiku
is great at the beach, and when
sandcrab has a cock
Haiku # 11576 June 28, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I asked the crab this
'Why a cock?' The crab replied
'I am a grandma.'
Haiku # 11575 June 28, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Digging in the sand
I found with greatest surprise
a crab with a cock
Haiku # 11574 June 28, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
With a beer buzz on
I smile at the waves and watch
the sun slowly set
Haiku # 11573 June 28, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Yesterday I played
with oceans and crashing waves
I've longed for those days
Haiku # 11572 June 28, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sand is up my crack
the waves are between my toes
seaweed on my ass
Haiku # 11571 June 28, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of the Beach
I got it, I got
it. Did my number COMER -
1 - 1 - 5 - 6 - 9!
Haiku # 11570 June 28, 2001 6:29 pm ET
by Miss Everything
must hurry, suck to
CUM, here on humdinger, fuck
finger - sixty-nine!
Haiku # 11569 June 28, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by Miss Everything
someone new, mox, ap,
"mel", "mox, 'ap!'",mel,"ap,'stop,boo!",
mel, "cox", someone new,
--- old haiku.
Haiku # 11568 June 28, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by boo
yeah dinah moe hum
mellie moves in great circles
makes me think of things
Haiku # 11567 June 28, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by bruce
a&p is a grocer
:)...
and yes, Moxie had a cock
and a coke sometimes too
Haiku # 11566 June 28, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by Moxie
off to the crusades
i carry sword and shield
moxie has a cock
Haiku # 11565 June 28, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by ap
though vestigial,
used for pissing and wanking
moxie has a cock
Haiku # 11564 June 28, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by ap
girls and guys...someone
really did get their thumb cut...
I do give a shit about the guy...
and yes, I do have that thing you
claim grandma has...
When are you going to be Christians anyhow?
Haiku # 11563 June 28, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by Moxie
it's a wasteful wank
coming here with all that stuff
moxie has a cock
Haiku # 11562 June 28, 2001 11:36 am ET
by mellie
thematic pathway
a concept to consider
moxie has a cock
Haiku # 11561 June 28, 2001 10:46 am ET
by ap
scum slipped in his thumb
found that sugar plum don't come
frankly his wrist ached
Haiku # 11560 June 28, 2001 9:29 am ET
by mellie, F.Z. makes me hum
trouble with his thumbs?
he's lucky it could be worse
his thumbs could be huge

Haiku # 11559 June 27, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by bruce
Mox, Albanian
suberbs are strategically
importan, I read.
Haiku # 11558 June 27, 2001 6:35 pm ET
by Sargeant Insurgent
and weird work, two, is
crop circle researcher knows
oxide erections!
Haiku # 11557 June 27, 2001 6:15 pm ET
by boo
Wow, Bruce, that is weird...
At work someone got papercut...
He's having trouble with his thumb...
Haiku # 11556 June 27, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by Moxie
the workplace of weird
kristen came back this morning
her implants are huge
Haiku # 11555 June 27, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by bruce
Sometimes with all this
violence and passion, this might
be that bad sad truth.

Haiku # 11554 June 27, 2001 11:48 am ET
by Mox
Did you ever think
despite the fact of gangs and drive bys
that sort of stuff is odd?
and long for the good old days
of rancid suburbia
and white collar hypocrisy?
Haiku # 11553 June 27, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Moxie
eighteen ten stainless
acrid onion cloud hangs low
crackles like lightning

Haiku # 11552 June 27, 2001 7:07 am ET
by ash
mars is ascending
glorious heavens above
i sink back further
Haiku # 11551 June 27, 2001 6:58 am ET
by ash
(O)rganic (O)rgone

fifth therom (O)
pulsing fifth dimension (O)
crop circles (O)
Haiku # 11550 June 26, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
revelations on
mars - Edom, adam, redman...
before Genesis.
Haiku # 11549 June 26, 2001 9:23 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
busted for Big Cock!
"...under a gram...?"! - no way to
finish that, one, two...
Haiku # 11548 June 26, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by boo of to a few before
girl beaten and raped
her father thought so. she'd been
drunk at a party.

she was beaten by
the rapist's girlfriend, looked like
they were two-timing...
Haiku # 11547 June 26, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by Miss Everything
something about
going to a prayer web
and thinking I am helping others
I'm sorry about being a jerk peeps...
575
Haiku # 11546 June 26, 2001 6:27 pm ET
by Moxie
revelations on
mars - Edom, Adam, redman-
no time to finish.
Haiku # 11545 June 26, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
I was born spaced out.
People ask me what kind of drugs I'm on
I reply none, case in point
Haiku # 11544 June 26, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by Mox
dead or drown. five kids-
don't want to think about it?
you can sleep spaced-out.
Haiku # 11543 June 26, 2001 5:19 pm ET
by McVeigh
This thing about death
and the God of this World...
it is to allay worries of change...
As Cain Slew Abel
this Bible is a work of fiction mind you...
Haiku # 11542 June 26, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by Moxie