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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Haiku # 11709 July 6, 2001 12:04 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11708 July 6, 2001 12:04 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11707 July 6, 2001 12:03 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11706 July 6, 2001 12:03 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11705 July 6, 2001 12:03 am ET
by Two-Ply
On Wisconsin On -
What a stupid song or place
that you would call home.

Oops...I crossed the line
now didn't I. Made my bed
lie in it with me.
Haiku # 11704 July 5, 2001 8:24 pm ET
by Saint
On Wisconsin On -
What a stupid song or place
that you would call home.

Oops...I crossed the line
now didn't I. Made my bed
lie in it with me.
Haiku # 11703 July 5, 2001 8:24 pm ET
by Saint
Sturgeons? What the hell?
We all know carp are better
My ass carp that is!
Haiku # 11702 July 5, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by Saint
i am not so sure
that despite what i have said
i do not hate you
Haiku # 11701 July 5, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
surging insurgents
urgently merging sturgeon
splurge purging the urge
Haiku # 11700 July 5, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by Drophammer
McVeigan fire-
crackers: with peanut oils,
no dung by-products.

pay your last respects
to your constitution - same
as your first, but worse.
Haiku # 11699 July 5, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by Sargeant Insurgent
In my day we believed
we went to the moon BeCause
we were TOLD we went to the moon
and we were better for it. Yeah,
and the Dish ran away with the spoon.
Haiku # 11698 July 5, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by Dana Garvey's mean old man
McVeigh? Bad haiku.
But not GOOD bad haiku, eh?
Find a belly hole.
Haiku # 11697 July 5, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by Drophammer
I receive channels
one-fifty. With my dish and
telly in my ass!
Haiku # 11696 July 5, 2001 5:04 pm ET
by Saint
dead wrong you are that
I shouldn't go on haiking
up my Mountain U.

dead wrong in the search
for answers, reson, justice,
results, and clossure.
Haiku # 11695 July 5, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by McVeigh
Saint keeps on finding
Things in his ass that were lost
Where is my TV?
Haiku # 11694 July 5, 2001 5:02 pm ET
by Drophammer
Distant memories
I lost a coin, but just now
fount it in my ass
Haiku # 11693 July 5, 2001 5:01 pm ET
by Saint
Saint keeps a beehive
Up in his duodenum
12 fingers my ass!
Haiku # 11692 July 5, 2001 5:00 pm ET
by Drophammer
oozy and drippy
it sticks in me as Drop drinks
my colon honey
Haiku # 11691 July 5, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by Saint
exercise your ass
cheek pumping visceral strain
to expel butt nubs
Haiku # 11690 July 5, 2001 4:58 pm ET
by Drophammer
I do not know much
but I know my shorts should
not stick to my balls
Haiku # 11689 July 5, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by Saint
ee ee ooh ooh ah.
Spank me, I'm a bad monkey
Suck my banana
Haiku # 11688 July 5, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by Saint
ee ee ooh ooh ah.
Spank me, I'm a bad monkey
Suck my banana
Haiku # 11687 July 5, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by Saint
But Saint is alone
So... this night, he will have to
Spank his own monkey
Haiku # 11686 July 5, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by Drophammer
Saint must bend over
Anticipate the spanking
Very bad monkey
Haiku # 11685 July 5, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by Drophammer
Gurgling noises
I have now made butt chili
for 'hammer's hot dog
Haiku # 11684 July 5, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by Saint
you thought you were safe
Saint, Hammer, and others gone
we are back now... fear
Haiku # 11683 July 5, 2001 4:53 pm ET
by Drophammer
I feel tongue and teeth
as Drop approached and he then
eats out of my butt.
Haiku # 11682 July 5, 2001 4:52 pm ET
by Saint
yawping cries of joy
the colon unclenched lets loose
and deluges feet
Haiku # 11681 July 5, 2001 4:52 pm ET
by Drophammer
blast your rectal maw
with spurting mustard and cheese
buns await my dog
Haiku # 11680 July 5, 2001 4:51 pm ET
by Drophammer
I have been away
I've brought you back a mem'ry -
Grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 11679 July 5, 2001 4:45 pm ET
by Saint
Grandma stood proudly
shooting the hot load from her
roman candle cock
Haiku # 11678 July 5, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Rogue bottlerocket
launched with a great roar, hit my
mom in the buttocks
Haiku # 11677 July 5, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I am sorry for
being dumb at your party
Glad you don't hate me
Haiku # 11676 July 5, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Visit MacDonalds
Order the new McNugget
Deep Fried Chickenhead
Haiku # 11675 July 5, 2001 1:11 pm ET
by Klink of Los Angeles
You are right right right
Your parties are too much fun
You make me crazy
Haiku # 11674 July 5, 2001 11:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
too drunk and way too
belligerent. what were you
thinking when you drove

don't get so shit-faced at my parties!
Haiku # 11673 July 5, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Wanna trade some files?
Hail eDonkey2000.
Watch Hxllywxxd die.

http://www.edonkey2000.com
Haiku # 11672 July 5, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Janis
crisp bright brittle light
crisp breeze brightest blue ocean
kites dogs kids skate boards

clear crisp evening
skate across silver ocean
midnight moon madness
Haiku # 11671 July 5, 2001 4:48 am ET
by mellie
not good for munching
codswallop is strong ju ju
give it a few days
Haiku # 11670 July 4, 2001 11:33 pm ET
by ap
codswollpop? oh boy!
so i had to look that one up.
chiefly british word
Haiku # 11669 July 4, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by ap
vodka is magic
never causing hangover
russians got that right
Haiku # 11668 July 4, 2001 11:21 pm ET
by ap
codswollop is hard
to swallow more difficult
to consider now
Haiku # 11667 July 4, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by ap
this is curious
and not easily explained
moxie has a cock
Haiku # 11666 July 4, 2001 11:16 pm ET
by ap
seeking an answer
is rather questionable
but what would i know?
Haiku # 11665 July 4, 2001 10:40 pm ET
by ash
Occasionally there is
a wreckless load
and it's all on the toad
Haiku # 11664 July 4, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by Asshole
I forgive you for calling me an asshole...
Haiku # 11663 July 4, 2001 9:01 pm ET
by Moxie
Mellie was some queen sometime
Ash struck me with his silver rod
Grandma had a cock sometime
ap is a grocer
and I'm here wasting my time
because maybe, you have potential, you liberals
Haiku # 11662 July 4, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by Mox
I don't know how to give up
live with me
even if I'm not here...it's a small planet
Haiku # 11661 July 4, 2001 8:55 pm ET
by Mox
No matter what I say here
When I walk away
you will say "good riddance" but
then who will you do this too
will you ever accept anyone or
themadtaer@hotmail.com
Haiku # 11660 July 4, 2001 8:51 pm ET
by PXC