On Wisconsin On -
What a stupid song or place
that you would call home.

Oops...I crossed the line
now didn't I. Made my bed
lie in it with me.

On Wisconsin On -
What a stupid song or place
that you would call home.

Oops...I crossed the line
now didn't I. Made my bed
lie in it with me.

Sturgeons? What the hell?
We all know carp are better
My ass carp that is!

i am not so sure
that despite what i have said
i do not hate you

surging insurgents
urgently merging sturgeon
splurge purging the urge

McVeigan fire-
crackers: with peanut oils,
no dung by-products.

pay your last respects
to your constitution - same
as your first, but worse.

In my day we believed
we went to the moon BeCause
we were TOLD we went to the moon
and we were better for it. Yeah,
and the Dish ran away with the spoon.

McVeigh? Bad haiku.
But not GOOD bad haiku, eh?
Find a belly hole.

I receive channels
one-fifty. With my dish and
telly in my ass!

dead wrong you are that
I shouldn't go on haiking
up my Mountain U.

dead wrong in the search
for answers, reson, justice,
results, and clossure.

Saint keeps on finding
Things in his ass that were lost
Where is my TV?

Distant memories
I lost a coin, but just now
fount it in my ass

Saint keeps a beehive
Up in his duodenum
12 fingers my ass!

oozy and drippy
it sticks in me as Drop drinks
my colon honey

exercise your ass
cheek pumping visceral strain
to expel butt nubs

I do not know much
but I know my shorts should
not stick to my balls

ee ee ooh ooh ah.
Spank me, I'm a bad monkey
Suck my banana

ee ee ooh ooh ah.
Spank me, I'm a bad monkey
Suck my banana

But Saint is alone
So... this night, he will have to
Spank his own monkey

Saint must bend over
Anticipate the spanking
Very bad monkey

Gurgling noises
I have now made butt chili
for 'hammer's hot dog

you thought you were safe
Saint, Hammer, and others gone
we are back now... fear

I feel tongue and teeth
as Drop approached and he then
eats out of my butt.

yawping cries of joy
the colon unclenched lets loose
and deluges feet

blast your rectal maw
with spurting mustard and cheese
buns await my dog

I have been away
I've brought you back a mem'ry -
Grandma has a cock!

Grandma stood proudly
shooting the hot load from her
roman candle cock

Rogue bottlerocket
launched with a great roar, hit my
mom in the buttocks

I am sorry for
being dumb at your party
Glad you don't hate me

Visit MacDonalds
Order the new McNugget
Deep Fried Chickenhead