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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
It's Monday morning,
no date this weekend either.
but still in good mood.
Haiku # 11814 July 9, 2001 9:10 am ET
by Saint
Internet sex toy.
You make me think of porno.
I am dot cumming!
Haiku # 11813 July 8, 2001 11:37 pm ET
by Joe of New York
Go ahead and run!
My bullet will find your back.
I am a good shot.
Haiku # 11812 July 8, 2001 11:34 pm ET
by Joe of New York
false thinking again
can't fool yourself much at all
decided to stop
Haiku # 11811 July 8, 2001 9:30 pm ET
by bruce
thunder and lightning
cleanse the air and my spirit
mars and venus rising
Haiku # 11810 July 8, 2001 9:25 pm ET
by ap
self medication
alcohol is easiest
spliffs just don't do it
Haiku # 11809 July 8, 2001 9:18 pm ET
by ap
slef medication
alcohol is easiest
spliffs just don't do it
Haiku # 11808 July 8, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by ap
major depression
may be treated, retreated
the essence remains
Haiku # 11807 July 8, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by ap
Ie and vanderlost
Ia Ia Ia Volvo
and a few meaningless words
Haiku # 11806 July 8, 2001 8:55 pm ET
by Mox
Robert Kennedy,
junior... so brave, so frail: to
believe anything.

dead ringer: who does
the laying, who the killing?
tell me true, Chandra!
Haiku # 11805 July 8, 2001 8:31 pm ET
by McVeigh
big foot and little
foot, walking thru the forest,
"look, isn't that man?"

"he thinks he's so smart!"
big foot steps out - right in front.
trembling man raises...
Haiku # 11804 July 8, 2001 7:59 pm ET
by Miss Everything
his firestick caught
in big grip, barrel pinched shut
in one power tweak.

"arrgh!" man runs away.
"If they're so intelligent,
why they don't SAY so?"
Haiku # 11803 July 8, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by Miss Everything
the truth: I didn't
make it up. I found, you lie
and you fade away.
Haiku # 11802 July 8, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by boo
veda one and two
wonder web: no atomic
alignment attached.
Haiku # 11801 July 8, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
irrefutable
irreconcilable truth
nah, i made that up
Haiku # 11800 July 8, 2001 6:23 pm ET
by ash
internet chick? I
knew someone that made me feel...
you didn't mean me?
Haiku # 11799 July 8, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by boo
don't talk to me. This
ain't your shatroom. Truth is more
than your apathy

and your apathy
sounds energetic only
cause you can't handle...
...it, the truth others contribute.
Haiku # 11798 July 8, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by boo
your internet chick
is that all I am to you
some internet chick

I want to be more
more scared then ever before
as the days come near

cuz I worry if
I can make you as happy
as you have made me
Haiku # 11797 July 8, 2001 10:32 am ET
by YOUR INTERNET CHICK
thick snot easier
snort it back then spit it out
nose skin can heal then

still I blow until
the head spins and ears ring
tastes much better too
Haiku # 11796 July 8, 2001 9:32 am ET
by mellie
A blast of hot gas
just erupted from my ass,
Glad my nose is clogged!
Haiku # 11795 July 8, 2001 1:41 am ET
by Joe of New York
The snot from my nose
running like a garden hose.
Kleenex will not help!
Haiku # 11794 July 8, 2001 1:36 am ET
by Joe of New York
what a fool. I smoke
dope, I click twice. I sleep soon
with my bitch. right on.
Haiku # 11793 July 8, 2001 12:46 am ET
by duncan
ten birds in the sky
I can see them with my eye
why, oh why, I cry.
Haiku # 11792 July 8, 2001 12:37 am ET
by duncan of south africa
ten birds in the sky
I can see them with my eye
why, oh why, I cry.
Haiku # 11791 July 8, 2001 12:36 am ET
by duncan of south africa
Organic sky scoops
in through my eyes coating the
inside of my mind blue
Haiku # 11790 July 8, 2001 12:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Of all of my things
Mr. T air freshener
is one of the best
Haiku # 11789 July 8, 2001 12:27 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My cat stares through me
he sees only the bucket
where I keep his mice
Haiku # 11788 July 8, 2001 12:24 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Scaled green tentacle
sprouting out from my forehead
reaches for my love
Haiku # 11787 July 8, 2001 12:22 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
YES you've made your bed
enjoy spanking your monkey
cuz you'll be ALONE
Haiku # 11786 July 7, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by YOUR INTERNET CHICK
loose flabby gross fat
is great if it's on the ass
not unattractive
Haiku # 11785 July 7, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by king buzzo
use food as a tool
protein power will teach you
lose flabby gross fat
Haiku # 11784 July 7, 2001 4:12 am ET
by oldnasty
Haiku # 11783 July 7, 2001 3:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11782 July 7, 2001 3:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11781 July 7, 2001 3:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11780 July 7, 2001 3:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11779 July 7, 2001 3:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11778 July 7, 2001 3:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NO haiku submitted
fits somehow, it's all practice
haiku not submitted
oh 6. 7. 6!?
Haiku # 11777 July 6, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by Moxie
Maximizing his
window, Matt nods, scrolls and says
"Now that's a lady."
Haiku # 11776 July 6, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
alex ia a cad
chasing women all around
short thick beer can dick
Haiku # 11775 July 6, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I've been scooping, too
But it isn't scooping blue
It is scooping poo
Haiku # 11774 July 6, 2001 2:54 pm ET
by Drophammer
Seeing your color
I scoop it up with my hands
and paint my sky blue
Haiku # 11773 July 6, 2001 2:45 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
hey, boo! remember
that life is not all the gov
you have to have fun

and what is more fun
than the gently splattering
flesh flaps ejecta?
Haiku # 11772 July 6, 2001 2:35 pm ET
by Drophammer
inside out hanging
from the shower curtain rod
sticky insides drip
Haiku # 11771 July 6, 2001 2:33 pm ET
by Drophammer
that wasn't yum-yum
sucking sex, like this, but I
don't care - you neither!
Haiku # 11770 July 6, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by Miss Everything
dead as butterflies.
the f d a aborts all life
gene by gene @ch clone
Haiku # 11769 July 6, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by Miss Everything
I want the next one!
Haiku # 11768 July 6, 2001 1:48 pm ET
by Miss Everything
thanks to those who bring
down government, instead of
us with shit poems
Haiku # 11767 July 6, 2001 1:48 pm ET
by boo
you shat room "yaddas"
shit for brains ass wipe mommas
you aren't, like, reading...?
Haiku # 11766 July 6, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by boo
the building pressure
in my guts portends bad gas
oops, please pass a rag
Haiku # 11765 July 6, 2001 1:32 pm ET
by Drophammer