Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
mentally disturbed
many personalities
none personable
Haiku # 11931 July 10, 2001 1:41 am ET
by ash
slash back mono lock
up AOL legal up
date NSA dot
Haiku # 11930 July 10, 2001 12:42 am ET
by argh
Slash, jump, stick, jump, yah!
jump bat slash bird, windmill star
ninja gaiden war!!!
Haiku # 11929 July 9, 2001 11:00 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Bundled up and blue
I will sit and wait for you
freezing cold haiku
Haiku # 11928 July 9, 2001 10:57 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Quart of motor oil
and squirming black sea otter
in the tub with me
Haiku # 11927 July 9, 2001 10:54 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
i defer to you
there is no controversy
and it ain't haiku
Haiku # 11926 July 9, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by ap
artful expression
medical phenomenom
laid out here for you
Haiku # 11925 July 9, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by ap
medically speaking
psychiatric perspective
its like a train wreck
Haiku # 11924 July 9, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by ap
look at all of the
characters he created
boo mcveigh others
Haiku # 11923 July 9, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ap
without quality
lacking qualification
you call that haiku ?
Haiku # 11922 July 9, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by ash
wasting electrons
creating a pile of shit
with little merit
Haiku # 11921 July 9, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by ash
art or artifice
the eye of the beholder
might need some plucking
Haiku # 11920 July 9, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by ash
convince me you know
my style and my subject
even use my name
Haiku # 11919 July 9, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by ap
go ahead moxie
write an ap bad haiku
convince me you're good
Haiku # 11918 July 9, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by ap
Woah boy
they need 15 tomatoes
for tomorrow
Haiku # 11917 July 9, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Moxie
in the chaos
find that wonderful eye
sit, relax and let the storm go
Haiku # 11916 July 9, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by Moxie
submit to the falcon, it is
time to say good bye to mandate monday
Haiku # 11915 July 9, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Moxie
the endless stream of all those people there
standing welcome in the midst of pool hall smoke
that's heaven, a fucking pool hall
Haiku # 11914 July 9, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The kind of beer that shuts the mouth and makes one listen to the clear everflowing thought of nothing and everyone is supttering hallelujah in Presque Isle
Haiku # 11913 July 9, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by Moxie
any kind of beer
Haiku # 11912 July 9, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by Moxie
Wish I had a beer...
Haiku # 11911 July 9, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by Moxie
whatr did that stand for
the PX of Chicago
Moxie has a P-38
Haiku # 11910 July 9, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by PXC
shasta regards and give thanks
Moxie has a danish
old duke, bowflex and to tomorrow
Haiku # 11909 July 9, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by Moxie
we crawl on the chaos run
the chaos is everywhere
we can hear the splattering runs
on the news and nothing more
Haiku # 11908 July 9, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by Mox
I gee I don't know
sit on AIDS, twist a while
and destroy the disease
of social life
Haiku # 11907 July 9, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by Moxie
we are all something
everything is nothing
Haiku # 11906 July 9, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by Moxie
I am not you, you are not me
Haiku # 11905 July 9, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by Mox
I am all of you, you are me
Haiku # 11904 July 9, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by Moxie
the wind died down
the rain died down
the crops grew
Haiku # 11903 July 9, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Mox
yes, you are quite good
quite a few of your works
are very good
Haiku # 11902 July 9, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Moxie
I am too much into defying the games of power
to play them, hence
I am trying to play them
Haiku # 11901 July 9, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Moxie
you stll can't fuckin
Haiku # 11900 July 9, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by ap
I'm not any of those
why do you even think you need or can
figure us all out as if we're you?
No one comments on the GOOD stuff
which is washed out,
washed along by shatroom drivel
Haiku # 11899 July 9, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by boo
I am Moxie, no more
Haiku # 11898 July 9, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by Moxie
Timothy Leary
had his head frozen
that bothered me
Haiku # 11897 July 9, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by Moxie
i'm very impressed.
so many characters in
one writer at once?
Haiku # 11896 July 9, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by ap
tim is dead
let him be dead
Haiku # 11895 July 9, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by Mox
If I could shut up
a second and stop responding
then
maybe you'd say something too
Haiku # 11894 July 9, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by Moxie
we are all anaonyous
poet...
Haiku # 11893 July 9, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by Moxie
If moxie has a cock
then
why are you telling me?
Haiku # 11892 July 9, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by Moxie
so you're all the same?
moxie, boo, miss everything
mcveigh and others?
Haiku # 11891 July 9, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by ap
street talk
the city makes you stupid
walk in the country
Haiku # 11890 July 9, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by Moxie
ah, the dig...
it is an excuse to hate a group
it is fear
Haiku # 11889 July 9, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by Moxie
no fucking shit man
you would be scary but no
mopsy has a crop
Haiku # 11888 July 9, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by bruce
Hit on this...
who hits on you?
what do you do that makes you
better than...
Haiku # 11887 July 9, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Moxie
so you're all the same?
incredible, honestly...
i'm very impressed.
Haiku # 11886 July 9, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by ap
I would like to like you but
I don;t
Haiku # 11885 July 9, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Moxie
that would be better...I would not like the likes of you there
Haiku # 11884 July 9, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by Mox
she does?
then whipe and whipe again
superiority complexes
are ego constipation for liberals
hurt by conservative scum
Haiku # 11883 July 9, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by Moxie
if you had your own
page - no one would hit on you...
That's why- @<--- You Are Here
Haiku # 11882 July 9, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by boo