Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
fresh nicks, are they the
same as each other, let ap
figure it out, in.
Haiku # 12005 July 11, 2001 4:38 pm ET
by boo
would the worse poets
not be so often, think if
less is more so's WORSE.
Haiku # 12004 July 11, 2001 4:20 pm ET
by boo
I love you all anyhow...
Haiku # 12003 July 11, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Mox
sugarloaf was sweet
up a hill and down a hill
again, in the USA
Haiku # 12002 July 11, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Moxie
betty- blubber buns
where is she i want her bad
life can be so sweet
Haiku # 12001 July 11, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by king buzzo
I see you left jam on the desk
sticky jam
not even tasty
Haiku # 12000 July 11, 2001 2:25 pm ET
by Fatgrl of FL
Teotihuac
Haiku # 11999 July 11, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Are you okay, son?
"It's throbbing like buggery!"
Shit, paramedics....
Haiku # 11998 July 11, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
boneybaloney
.blogspot.com - shameful
self publicity
Haiku # 11997 July 11, 2001 1:26 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Jamie Oliver?
Cockney tosspot and dobber
Fuck right off mate
Haiku # 11996 July 11, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
It is a shocker
"Can I come on your tits, sir?"
Blushed, ran away
Haiku # 11995 July 11, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
actually, I'm back here.
I was here yesterday
sugarloafareachamber.org
Haiku # 11994 July 11, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Moxie
I am a bit crazy
but i also regard people
who live in this society

as liars living a riskless lie
Haiku # 11993 July 11, 2001 11:55 am ET
by Moxie
you know, people?
if I left here?
would you go "where's that moxie lunatic"

living real life..try it sometime
Haiku # 11992 July 11, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Mox
what did billy joel say about madmen?
you might be looking for one
Haiku # 11991 July 11, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Moxie
Light bothers my eyes
and coffee insults my brain
in this morning time
Haiku # 11990 July 11, 2001 11:37 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Little frog hopping
making his way through this life
three feet at a time
Haiku # 11989 July 11, 2001 11:27 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Floor begins to shake
and thunder begins to quake
oh it's blubber buns
Haiku # 11988 July 11, 2001 11:25 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Flat screen monitor
all pretty like... really is
a flat screen carrot
Haiku # 11987 July 11, 2001 11:24 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Coffee jolts my mind
back into a weary day
blood for the undead
Haiku # 11986 July 11, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
moxie's off his tree
he's a complete basket case
he's off his rocker
Haiku # 11985 July 11, 2001 3:12 am ET
by mellie
more severe storms
higher temperatures floods
greenhouse polution

water shortages
mosquito borne diseases
george bush turned away

gratification
why not ratification?
bush is a wanker
Haiku # 11984 July 11, 2001 3:10 am ET
by mellie
Lovely Dallas girl
I did ask her for her heart
She asked for it too.
Haiku # 11983 July 11, 2001 2:11 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
i wait for the mail
but the mailman doesn't show
great disappointment
Haiku # 11982 July 11, 2001 1:09 am ET
by ash
Lovely Dallas girl
I asked for her heart... she asked
for a bank statement
Haiku # 11981 July 11, 2001 12:48 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Mostly viscous goo
this swirling and twirling poo
what poem say you?
Haiku # 11980 July 11, 2001 12:46 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Love pointed the gun.
Why look into the barrel?
I asked love blindly.
Haiku # 11979 July 11, 2001 12:13 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I've been blasted by
Loves' death ray stun gun again
left sick and alone.
Haiku # 11978 July 11, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Kinder, I've not seen
thornless stem with brightest green
how your petals teem
Haiku # 11977 July 11, 2001 12:03 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Do you stop to think
about all the stuff you drink
behind all these links?
Haiku # 11976 July 10, 2001 11:58 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Pixel pushers pray
I will read their points today
till I see their way
Haiku # 11975 July 10, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Silly lines and splines
light pixels upon their way
curling out my thoughts
Haiku # 11974 July 10, 2001 11:53 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
My bucket will drain
with each moment I am here
take some life to drink
Haiku # 11973 July 10, 2001 11:50 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I submit flowers two
raise the spirit, wash the blue
bloom to each of you
Haiku # 11972 July 10, 2001 11:48 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
dead sea scurrilous
corruptions never die? always lie!
wastington dead. see?
Haiku # 11971 July 10, 2001 5:35 pm ET
by McVeigh
Heard at a race track:
"Please do not throw chicken bones
on to the race track"
Haiku # 11970 July 10, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by racecar
Heard at a race track:
"Please do not throw chicken bones
on to the race track"
Haiku # 11969 July 10, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by racecar
some are on the front
lines here, others in the john,
"they also serve who
merely shit and watch."
Haiku # 11968 July 10, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by sargeant insurgent
Roller-derby girl
whips up the wall with the snap
of her black sports bra
Haiku # 11967 July 10, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Barage of haiku
strikes chest. like baby chickens
from tennis ball gun
Haiku # 11966 July 10, 2001 4:23 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The haiku I spew
is sometimes poo, sometimes true
always bad haiku
Haiku # 11965 July 10, 2001 4:17 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Freedom of structure
is a blessing to us all
each can use his own
Haiku # 11964 July 10, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Lost a friend today
he was shot. dead. his haiku
was really awful
Haiku # 11963 July 10, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Surprise, it hits me
stunned to realize haiku
is serious stuff
Haiku # 11962 July 10, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
ap and ash are saying
the same things they must be one
psychopathic shmoo.

how can good poets
be non-personable? it's
the shit smearers who aren't.
Haiku # 11961 July 10, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by boo
oh, and I don't think
McVeigh is really McVeigh.
What's his location?
Haiku # 11960 July 10, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by Miss Everything
Boo answers you, too.
I am not anyone but me.
Mox? McVeigh? yuk, NO!

what makes you think... what?
anyone you don't know is
all the same person?
Haiku # 11959 July 10, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by Miss Everything of to 11891 ap
Boo answers you, too.
I am not anyone but me.
Mox? McVeigh? yuk, NO!

what makes you think... what?
anyone you don't know is
all the same person?
Haiku # 11958 July 10, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by Miss Everything of to 11891 ap
Claus Oldenberg sculptures
are just too danged big
even Dubya would smile
I hope
Haiku # 11957 July 10, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by Moxie
you ask ASL
in the chatworld
and you get bum rushed by some

a real burger
is better with fries
haba daba
Haiku # 11956 July 10, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by Moxie