come drips and listen
women like to see it too
mummy is a slut

kids just can't think it
mommy is a slut for me
moisture and hormones

awful bad haiku
worse than japanese comics
so graphic, intense

men like to see it
cock in hot swollen pussy
cum drips and glistens

no time to think now
her ass fits right in my hand
lift and lick, lift and .....

lap top and bottom
baby you know what i like
let me see your mouse

my unlucky ass
misfits up the butt at work
no pun intended

This unlucky site
how do so many misfits
get on internet??

work now takes its toll
carry frustrations back home
think i'll go fishing

sometimes i wonder
potty posters make more sense
grandma has a cock!

"forty women slut"?
what in the fuck does that mean?
Christ on a damn bike!

Dead Cunt is the pits
in the pits of D.C. - there
forty women slut.

back brain kick to you!
i feel so dirty when i
stroke my girthful shank

Trip to Amsterdam
rolled Brian until he was
swimming to get out

Drowsy, Hungover
Excel Class demands attention
I wish I had beer

sorry about the
repetitions, I kept gettin'
"no display, re-try"

"improve the site?"! Ev'
other "poet" just brings it
under the outhouse.

"improve the site?"! Ev'
other "poet" just brings it
under the outhouse.

"improve the site?"! Ev'
other "poet" just brings it
under the outhouse.

"improve the site?"! Ev'
other "poet" just brings it
under the outhouse.

"improve the site?"! Ev'
other "poet" just brings it
under the outhouse.

this is perfect now
sorry, you cannot improve
attract more writers

Upgrade time is here
Send in your suggestions on
How to improve site

Accept links in 'ku
Link to a poem, add URL
to the submit form...

Joe I must now say
Rhyming 'ku is here to stay
Now I'll go away

that's not all that sucks
you should try my laptop mate
I use my pc

Nothing here is new,
bad ass poems up the wazoo.
Oooh, my dick just grew!

airline travel sucks
unless you're in first class seat
dusty boots, laptop

Chandra will soon be
forgotten! Get over it!
the kennedy's got over it.
the panther's got over it,
the white pig murderers didn't.
don't get over it or
I might be next!

death metal... boring
cookie monster screams too loud
death bluegrass much worse

no haiku submitted

another stupid
anal explitive shithead
herewith:dripweiney

underclenching fists
intestines strain to empty
bent over ass gun

blackened skin smolders
where acidic fluids dripped
from rectal chambers

ooo, puns!
deepunds
on your puss-pecker-tive

eletromagma
bombs tennessee - bigger than
natch'vrille ball plasma.

twas opening night
hey man the curtain's drawn back
performance begins

Wander not astray
The territory Linux
Paved with confusion

With some data loss
And poor documentation
Thrown in to the mix

For that voice inside
That shouts "give me command line"
I recommend beer.

losing all data
like losing virginity
guess i'm really fucked

i'm so embarassed
set out to explore linux
and nuked my hard drive

why smart girls go for
congressional royalty
really very dumb

hypocritical
sex expected normalcy -
but to disappear!?

diddle an intern
tut-tut, but ain't abduction
premeditated?

theory: she's kinky
brings a high price if she's forced
to keep it paying.

Aluminum hat
guards against your evil thoughts
and also the sun

betty 'n mellie
wanna get 'em both smelly
covered in jelly

It would be handy
if I didn't press enter
5 - is not haiku

It would be handy