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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
no violent verse
no bloody red rumming words
no hack-n-slash lines
Haiku # 12189 July 23, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by Drophammer
no feces haiku
no stinky excremental
words of bung wisdom
Haiku # 12188 July 23, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by Drophammer
In vain I complain
about the stars and the rain
and cars in my lane
Haiku # 12187 July 23, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Not wise to be this
person on line, naive conned
But it is small stuff...
Haiku # 12186 July 23, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by Moxie
In vain I complain
about the stars and the rain
driving me insane
Haiku # 12185 July 23, 2001 2:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Why do I like you?
It's something that I don't know
but want to find out
Haiku # 12184 July 23, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
One day I looked down
and began scanning around
'twas you that I found
Haiku # 12183 July 23, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
When I walked with you
there were good feelings of you
a future with you
Haiku # 12182 July 23, 2001 2:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Unleash the madness
In the framework that is all
you need. you have this
Haiku # 12181 July 23, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by Moxie
something as small as
a job change, even if this
is minor, is freeing

you saw a child man
not used to the "world" competing
responding in rage
Haiku # 12180 July 23, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by Moxie
Moxie is net mad-
ness. Ignorance, sloth, list goes on
This is no life...
Haiku # 12179 July 23, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by Moxie
I keep wondering
Is she real behind that nick?
And who would she be?
Haiku # 12178 July 23, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by Moxie
Prayer lists going on
forever to messed up Xians
I feel like St. Nick
Haiku # 12177 July 23, 2001 10:59 am ET
by Moxie
O visitation
devotion constancy faith
submissiveness yes
Haiku # 12176 July 22, 2001 11:26 pm ET
by mellie
some are out of whack
this is a bad haiku site
five seven five slap
Haiku # 12175 July 22, 2001 11:06 pm ET
by mellie
Eustis has that Red Bull
Nothing to the town at all
But it has that drink...
Haiku # 12174 July 22, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by Moxie
for all ya spelling
obsessed dufusses here ya
go fill yer boots

http://humanspellcheck.com/
Haiku # 12173 July 22, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bad haikulation
requires some discipline
five seven five, please
Haiku # 12172 July 22, 2001 5:12 pm ET
by ap
when politicians go to school
they buy a "golden rule"
'it's all for whom you sling your drool
NOT who you try to bool.'
Haiku # 12171 July 21, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by MissEverything
and when you show you fuck so cool
who do you think you fool?
the donkey/horse who fucks your mule
lets you bring down all on you, you'll
Haiku # 12170 July 21, 2001 6:51 pm ET
by MissEverything of darn! missed it!
stopd campaign finance
reform. unfair to those with
money to burn lives

soft money used to
purchase interns like Chandra
worth every penny
Haiku # 12169 July 21, 2001 4:31 pm ET
by unconceding
carlos kills summits
now buy some governments on
e-bay directly
Haiku # 12168 July 21, 2001 3:52 pm ET
by McVeigh
crazy like savior
bitch i'm gonna rock your world
are you scriptable?

slut.suckIt(myDick, time.Now());
Haiku # 12167 July 21, 2001 1:35 pm ET
by argh
sweet zombie jesus
this site is getting dirty
smells like a whorehouse
Haiku # 12166 July 21, 2001 1:30 pm ET
by argh
come drips and listen
women like to see it too
mummy is a slut
Haiku # 12165 July 21, 2001 5:54 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 12164 July 21, 2001 2:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12163 July 21, 2001 2:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12162 July 21, 2001 2:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12161 July 21, 2001 2:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12160 July 21, 2001 2:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12159 July 21, 2001 2:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
kids just can't think it
mommy is a slut for me
moisture and hormones
Haiku # 12158 July 20, 2001 11:33 pm ET
by ap
awful bad haiku
worse than japanese comics
so graphic, intense
Haiku # 12157 July 20, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by ap
men like to see it
cock in hot swollen pussy
cum drips and glistens
Haiku # 12156 July 20, 2001 11:16 pm ET
by ap
no time to think now
her ass fits right in my hand
lift and lick, lift and .....
Haiku # 12155 July 20, 2001 11:13 pm ET
by ap
lap top and bottom
baby you know what i like
let me see your mouse
Haiku # 12154 July 20, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by ap
my unlucky ass
misfits up the butt at work
no pun intended
Haiku # 12153 July 20, 2001 10:30 pm ET
by bruce
This unlucky site
how do so many misfits
get on internet??
Haiku # 12152 July 20, 2001 8:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
work now takes its toll
carry frustrations back home
think i'll go fishing
Haiku # 12151 July 20, 2001 8:17 pm ET
by ap
sometimes i wonder
potty posters make more sense
grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 12150 July 20, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by ap
"forty women slut"?
what in the fuck does that mean?
Christ on a damn bike!
Haiku # 12149 July 20, 2001 8:12 pm ET
by ap
Dead Cunt is the pits
in the pits of D.C. - there
forty women slut.
Haiku # 12148 July 20, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by McVeigh
back brain kick to you!
i feel so dirty when i
stroke my girthful shank
Haiku # 12147 July 20, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by kin korn karn of cube farm
Trip to Amsterdam
rolled Brian until he was
swimming to get out
Haiku # 12146 July 20, 2001 3:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Drowsy, Hungover
Excel Class demands attention
I wish I had beer
Haiku # 12145 July 20, 2001 11:45 am ET
by Freakshow of Austin AMD
sorry about the
repetitions, I kept gettin'
"no display, re-try"
Haiku # 12144 July 20, 2001 11:32 am ET
by boo
"improve the site?"! Ev'
other "poet" just brings it
under the outhouse.
Haiku # 12143 July 20, 2001 11:30 am ET
by boo
"improve the site?"! Ev'
other "poet" just brings it
under the outhouse.
Haiku # 12142 July 20, 2001 11:30 am ET
by boo
"improve the site?"! Ev'
other "poet" just brings it
under the outhouse.
Haiku # 12141 July 20, 2001 11:30 am ET
by boo
"improve the site?"! Ev'
other "poet" just brings it
under the outhouse.
Haiku # 12140 July 20, 2001 11:29 am ET
by boo