she describes herself
doesn't need to impress me
i already am
by bruce
 
			
laughing and smiling,
you program me to give more.
Go get it yourself.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX 
 
			
Got It! another
sexty-nine...Ooo, an' it's a
Good'un! nude term for't.
by Miss Everything
 
			
Apophallation!
nice to gnaw on him after
fuck. Suck it, slugger.
-- it'll grow back, you hope!
by Miss Everything
 
			
M.E. next! me next!
oh. I hope no one's near to
Mess Everything Up!
 
by Miss Everything
 
			
coming to a part
of haiku near you more of
missing everything.
by Miss Everything
 
			
Last night in a box
pictures were found proving that
grandma has a cock
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
she wiggles her arse
see that cute tail moving
her breath is ok
by mellie
 
			
six hours driving
kids just ripping each other
fuckers have no ruth
by ap
 
			
this dog is nasty
his both ends stink equally
pray he never bites
by ap
 
			
one big ass road trip
wife, two kids, and big brown dog
with some bad habits
by ap
 
			
friday after work
hanging out with the fellas
the wife will be pissed
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
yes my face is straight
its my humor thats offset
i guess so is yours
by r.briseno of america 
 
			
to paraphrase Sir
Winston Churchill, the twat is
"a 'petting' gangsta"
yup, that's my nickname
for the twat, "petti' gangsta"
hope to stick  it... sticks.
by unconceding
 
			
and that count supreme
excreshiatingly so
and so it would seem
by unconceding
 
			
ignorance is bliss
so don't get smart with me K
you know what I mean
by mellie
 
			
maybe it's your lip
can you keep a straight face mate?
you could be crooked
by mellie
 
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
my cholesterol?
my diet? my exercise?
oh, go fuck myself !
by ash
 
			
thirty two ounce beers
friday night at angelos
this must be heaven.
by raul of california 
 
			
trimming the moustache
early morning ritual
it is never straight
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
maggies think of spring
sweetest song from butcher birds
good to be alive
there's no bluer blue
sky meeting ocean waving
just look at me now
by mellie
 
			
handsome brolga bird
strong neck haughty attitude
graceful dancing legs
by mellie
 
			
temp pulses: thirty
and sixty in two 15
minute hot flashes.
spanish africa
seventy-five to hundred 
and five and back down...
then back up to a
whopping hundred thirty five
still skeptical, dope?
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
 
			
don't eat too much lunch
dinner tonight kicks winks ass
yum yum yum yum yum
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
indiscriminate
can tend to incriminate
if you don't dis it
by ash
 
			
people say sad things
when they are feeling sorry
for themselves mostly
by mellie
 
			
thick cloud fog mist morn
not ocean not sky not sleep
I'll hit the sack now
by mellie
 
			
people say bad things
in their profiles that I read
Saint posts them on line
by Drophammer
 
			
sleep!, that should be sleep
already i read enough
while i pee at work
by monkeyking
 
			
I don't want a clone
just another conciousness
to read while i pee
by monkeyking
 
			
My desire is long
for all the things in this world
but my time is short
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
In my dreams last night
there was a beautiful girl
and a tornado
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
you've got too much going
to have another bad day
today, be glad for all that you are (to me)
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
ah, delicious beer
and the women, talking smack
Damn! only thurdsay.
by monkeyking of bannana twon 
 
			
thank you for the words
i know you love all of me
just lonely anguish
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
howling wind so bleak
howling for something to do
howling inside me
by mellie
 
			
a dark winter's day
misty silhouette of hills
currawongs crying
by ash
 
			
not furry nor grey
I could make your lap warmer
my pussy's so hot
by mellie
 
			
slumped across my legs
a furry grey lapwarmer
feline can feel fine
by ash
 
			
pussy on your lap
must be left-over tuna
more nay can I say
by mellie
 
			
but is ash talking
about a small foreign dog
or a dirty ho?
by argh
 
			
burmese with fish breath
cleaning yourself on my lap
you need a mouthwash
by ash
 
			
yabba dabba doo
betty how about some head
of course i'll do you
by fred
 
			
I wonder about 
these here poems and what to make
of the poets too?
by danny kissane