Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
deader than carlos
or chandra or condit or
can it or keep it.
Haiku # 12368 August 7, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by McVeigh
Occasionally
I will have nothing to say
Just look below this
Haiku # 12367 August 7, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by Janis
Haiku # 12366 August 7, 2001 6:52 pm ET
by Janis
now it's out that you
were not along for the ride
and want more control

and with all that said
i would much rather have not known
you feel resentment
Haiku # 12365 August 7, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Austin
this would be easy
if the maker had not put
abit of lamb in me

i don't live for you
and now i can't live for us
it must be the end
Haiku # 12364 August 7, 2001 6:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Austin
Buttered up and blue
caked with crust and dripped with goo
such are thoughts of you
Haiku # 12363 August 7, 2001 5:53 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
To push the social risk
is to create new laws and
to forbid risk on many bounds
we become a sadomasochistic
liberal people, not truly free
Haiku # 12362 August 7, 2001 9:57 am ET
by Moxie
a few fine lawyers
a few fairly decent teachers
but most burned out husks
Haiku # 12361 August 7, 2001 9:55 am ET
by Moxie
If someone could del
my last "haikus" there, that would
make me feel less inclined
to roll my eyes at myself
Haiku # 12360 August 7, 2001 9:52 am ET
by Moxie
at the dawn of time
huffing down a brekky bong
snarfing coco pops
Haiku # 12359 August 7, 2001 9:26 am ET
by ash
Dress so expensive
and guests don't like the food
Why did I marry?

Haiku # 12358 August 7, 2001 9:11 am ET
by tamarama of DEE-troyt
We miss Bloom County
I snort the nose Lucifer
Billy and Boingers
Haiku # 12357 August 7, 2001 9:09 am ET
by tamarama of DEE-troyt
cool northerly breeze
golden moon huge in the east
what's happening south?
Haiku # 12356 August 7, 2001 8:48 am ET
by mellie
pretty grim today
just bad haiku every one
not much help from me
Haiku # 12355 August 6, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by bruce
so why don't lady
dolphins have boobs? male dolphins
don't have lips or hands______
Haiku # 12354 August 6, 2001 7:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Waiting for a sigh,
A reason for dry(ivebys),
Madness in my eye.
Haiku # 12353 August 6, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
warm dormitory,
wind blows dust and complaints past
screen door, brain stores thoughts
Haiku # 12352 August 6, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by pigdog
It seems important
For lots of people to cuss
Writing their Haiku
Haiku # 12351 August 6, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by Fuzzy of Washington, DC
Squirrel gets the first nut
his dawn is before mine, but
I got the last beer
Haiku # 12350 August 6, 2001 11:07 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I'm watching Woodstock
Suite: Judy Blue Eyes is good
Stephen Stills was hot!
Haiku # 12349 August 6, 2001 6:28 am ET
by Olivia of somewhere...
But this one works, so
why does not my other? I
hate those damn errors.
Haiku # 12348 August 5, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
I keep receiving
an error while processing
my other haiku.
Haiku # 12347 August 5, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones

I hope to screw up
the rest of the page, making
all my fave-rite: RED!
Haiku # 12346 August 5, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by Vulpix of Chicago Fire
This is it, number
1-2-3-4-5. Did I
win? If not, you die.
Haiku # 12345 August 5, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
Only one more slot
seperates me from success
of getting my slot!
Haiku # 12344 August 5, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
If you take my slot
as described below, I will
eat all of your bones.
Haiku # 12343 August 5, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
Haiku number one two
three four five is coming up.
You take it, you die.
Haiku # 12342 August 5, 2001 2:01 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
Eating bones is good,
but so are Cheesy Puffs! Damn,
what drugs did they add?
Haiku # 12341 August 5, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
Fire is good, fire is
Good, fire is good, fire is good,
Fire is good, EAT FIRE!
Haiku # 12340 August 5, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by vulpix of Chicago
That other guy who
is from Chicago Fire, likes
me eating six bones.
Haiku # 12339 August 5, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
66666666666666666666
666666666666666666666666
6666666666666
Haiku # 12338 August 5, 2001 1:49 pm ET
by 666666 of 666666
After you chew a bone,
If you paint it red, it looks
Like Dick Cheney's heart!
Haiku # 12337 August 5, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by Master13
66666
6666666
66666
Haiku # 12336 August 5, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by Vulpix of Chicago Fire
Bones taste very good,
Which explains why I have been
Chewing Dubya's head.
Haiku # 12335 August 5, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by Master13 of The Land of Bones
My cigarette glows.
I squeeze the filter tightly
remembering you.
Haiku # 12334 August 5, 2001 1:31 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
who wouldn't back off?
watch your step President Bush
for mine you're dumb as
Haiku # 12333 August 4, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by mellie
languid summer night
waves lap at the sand and i
sniff her sweet perfume
Haiku # 12332 August 4, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by ap
seduction - her smooth
pussy lurks beneath sheer silk
anticipation
Haiku # 12331 August 4, 2001 8:25 pm ET
by ap
she sleeps now dreaming
i day dream idiot-like
wake up it's a screen
Haiku # 12330 August 4, 2001 3:20 pm ET
by bruce
has a special touch
words that cause strange yearning
well not really strange
Haiku # 12329 August 4, 2001 3:07 pm ET
by bruce
horoscope liar
said i was gonna get laid
she had other plans
Haiku # 12328 August 4, 2001 11:02 am ET
by ap
Haiku # 12327 August 4, 2001 5:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12326 August 4, 2001 5:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12325 August 4, 2001 5:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12324 August 4, 2001 5:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12323 August 4, 2001 5:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12322 August 4, 2001 5:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my bush got the chop
not the only bush that should
so sharpen the blades
Haiku # 12321 August 4, 2001 4:14 am ET
by mellie
my lips were sealed
almost melted the latex
you said 'open wide'
Haiku # 12320 August 4, 2001 4:07 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 12319 August 4, 2001 12:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet