Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Squirrel gets the first nut
his dawn is before mine, but
I got the last beer
his dawn is before mine, but
I got the last beer
by
I'm watching Woodstock
Suite: Judy Blue Eyes is good
Stephen Stills was hot!
Suite: Judy Blue Eyes is good
Stephen Stills was hot!
by of somewhere...
But this one works, so
why does not my other? I
hate those damn errors.
why does not my other? I
hate those damn errors.
by of Land of Bones
I keep receiving
an error while processing
my other haiku.
an error while processing
my other haiku.
by of Land of Bones
by of Chicago Fire
This is it, number
1-2-3-4-5. Did I
win? If not, you die.
1-2-3-4-5. Did I
win? If not, you die.
by of Land of Bones
Only one more slot
seperates me from success
of getting my slot!
seperates me from success
of getting my slot!
by of Land of Bones
If you take my slot
as described below, I will
eat all of your bones.
as described below, I will
eat all of your bones.
by of Land of Bones
Haiku number one two
three four five is coming up.
You take it, you die.
three four five is coming up.
You take it, you die.
by of Land of Bones
Eating bones is good,
but so are Cheesy Puffs! Damn,
what drugs did they add?
but so are Cheesy Puffs! Damn,
what drugs did they add?
by of Land of Bones
Fire is good, fire is
Good, fire is good, fire is good,
Fire is good, EAT FIRE!
Good, fire is good, fire is good,
Fire is good, EAT FIRE!
by of Chicago
That other guy who
is from Chicago Fire, likes
me eating six bones.
is from Chicago Fire, likes
me eating six bones.
by of Land of Bones
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by of 666666
After you chew a bone,
If you paint it red, it looks
Like Dick Cheney's heart!
If you paint it red, it looks
Like Dick Cheney's heart!
by
Bones taste very good,
Which explains why I have been
Chewing Dubya's head.
Which explains why I have been
Chewing Dubya's head.
by of The Land of Bones
My cigarette glows.
I squeeze the filter tightly
remembering you.
I squeeze the filter tightly
remembering you.
by of Dallas, TX
who wouldn't back off?
watch your step President Bush
for mine you're dumb as
watch your step President Bush
for mine you're dumb as
by
languid summer night
waves lap at the sand and i
sniff her sweet perfume
waves lap at the sand and i
sniff her sweet perfume
by
seduction - her smooth
pussy lurks beneath sheer silk
anticipation
pussy lurks beneath sheer silk
anticipation
by
she sleeps now dreaming
i day dream idiot-like
wake up it's a screen
i day dream idiot-like
wake up it's a screen
by
has a special touch
words that cause strange yearning
well not really strange
words that cause strange yearning
well not really strange
by
horoscope liar
said i was gonna get laid
she had other plans
said i was gonna get laid
she had other plans
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my bush got the chop
not the only bush that should
so sharpen the blades
not the only bush that should
so sharpen the blades
by
my lips were sealed
almost melted the latex
you said 'open wide'
almost melted the latex
you said 'open wide'
by
by
FUCK you, and you too,
Fuck all of you, just FUCK YOU!
Fuck you, fuck you, (phew!)~
(Now THAT's BAD Haiku,
Oh FUCK YOU!)
Fuck all of you, just FUCK YOU!
Fuck you, fuck you, (phew!)~
(Now THAT's BAD Haiku,
Oh FUCK YOU!)
by of Everywhere
Hey you big ass hole!
Don't you make fun of my Bush!
I like him just fine!
Don't you make fun of my Bush!
I like him just fine!
by of New York
For the love of god,
home from work? jerk that dick you
crazy little freak,
http://www.jerking.com/
home from work? jerk that dick you
crazy little freak,
http://www.jerking.com/
by
Aphid invasion
Bugs flying into my teeth
Swarming the city
Bugs flying into my teeth
Swarming the city
by
wake up you assholes
your spleens are migrating up
to your metal brains
your spleens are migrating up
to your metal brains
by
re_member mellie,
loose lips sink ships, frozen lips?
shiver my timber!
loose lips sink ships, frozen lips?
shiver my timber!
by
full throttle dubya
just who's driving this planet ?
oops, we're out of gas
just who's driving this planet ?
oops, we're out of gas
by
bad haiku site howls
digital voices heard here
like lost drunken wolves
digital voices heard here
like lost drunken wolves
by of Austin, TX
Dude! What is that smell?
Did you eat tacos last night?
Smells like a dump truck!
Did you eat tacos last night?
Smells like a dump truck!
by of Wash. DC
no anaesthetic
my dentist can drill me now
O I can take it
my dentist can drill me now
O I can take it
by
Life goes on without
me paying attention to
anything but me
me paying attention to
anything but me
by
hey you know something
you dont have to have a point
to have a good point
you dont have to have a point
to have a good point
by of here
monitor kissed me
i did nothing i swear it
you don't believe me ?
i did nothing i swear it
you don't believe me ?
by of london
Coke smears on table
Bed unmade, handcuffs on posts
She didn't look fat...
Bed unmade, handcuffs on posts
She didn't look fat...
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the dentist will see
how big a drill I can take.
I hate the dentist.
how big a drill I can take.
I hate the dentist.
by of Dallas, TX
one mo' show t'go
your drummer is ready now
stick brush high hat doomp
your drummer is ready now
stick brush high hat doomp
by of NYCity
rip rip woodchip mate
no poem's lovlier ash
than a saligna
no poem's lovlier ash
than a saligna
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