For the love of god,
home from work? jerk that dick you
crazy little freak,

http://www.jerking.com/

Aphid invasion
Bugs flying into my teeth
Swarming the city

wake up you assholes
your spleens are migrating up
to your metal brains

re_member mellie,
loose lips sink ships, frozen lips?
shiver my timber!

full throttle dubya
just who's driving this planet ?
oops, we're out of gas

bad haiku site howls
digital voices heard here
like lost drunken wolves

Dude! What is that smell?
Did you eat tacos last night?
Smells like a dump truck!

no anaesthetic
my dentist can drill me now
O I can take it

Life goes on without
me paying attention to
anything but me

hey you know something
you dont have to have a point
to have a good point

monitor kissed me
i did nothing i swear it
you don't believe me ?

Coke smears on table

Bed unmade, handcuffs on posts

She didn't look fat...

the dentist will see
how big a drill I can take.
I hate the dentist.

one mo' show t'go
your drummer is ready now
stick brush high hat doomp

o tangaroa
polynesian god of seas
you are a big boy

rip rip woodchip mate
no poem's lovlier ash
than a saligna

hinterland fires
fires in the valley now
smoke on the water

ripples of sawdust
woodchip japanese garden
sayonara tree

The name of the game
Is crappy haikus, buddy!
Pauly Shore sucks big!

I just popped my belt
and now I'm losing my pants
so, how was your day?

Drilling out my tooth
anesthetic just won't take
such a painful crown

many many months
since ive been here. site is for
haiku therapy

When I was away
I saw some things that happened
None worth mentioning

ash, how ya doin?
enjoyed your last few poems
cherry blossom-like

ATT: Janis

thanks for re-welcome
site is perfect, so don't change
haiku-ating bliss

ATT: Janis

thanks for re-welcome
site is perfect, so don't change
haiku-ating bliss

at new job today
waiting to start the real work
getting organized

ATTENTION!
12038 was not mine!
I am now pissed.

firda firda fir-
da count is dis your highness
throne was occupied

Bad haiku I write
Every day and every night
I'm Bad Haiku Queen!

i'll miss you by gum
eucalyptus saligna
good-bye to the blue

well personally
seafood to me it isn't
but i love to drown

SirCam fills email
with ephermera so bland.
Sartre hits delete

The two-legged dog,
hopping happily along;
they call him Tri-pod.

The one-legged dog
hops happily along with
a name like pogo

chew a fruit roll up
and know why I never say
bad things about you.

Scared shitless is she,
Panicked lady, tries to be
calm under pressure.

On a wall - in Smalls:
In the ladies bathroom, too
A jazz nightclub still.

Ah...yes...yes...beware
Be affraid, be very...very...HA! He...
GOBBLEDYGOOK - YES!

Be affraid, be very...
Said one fob to another...
Written, by me, once...

Yes, perhaps now
The call you waited for has
Arrived (Beware, very..).

president bush rules
the planet is up shit creek
without a paddle

invariably
the difference between us
is variable

he breathes the ocean
drowning in his kisses
tasting like seafood

she describes herself
doesn't need to impress me
i already am

laughing and smiling,
you program me to give more.
Go get it yourself.

Got It! another
sexty-nine...Ooo, an' it's a
Good'un! nude term for't.

Apophallation!
nice to gnaw on him after
fuck. Suck it, slugger.
-- it'll grow back, you hope!

M.E. next! me next!
oh. I hope no one's near to
Mess Everything Up!

coming to a part
of haiku near you more of
missing everything.