ash, how ya doin?
enjoyed your last few poems
cherry blossom-like

ATT: Janis

thanks for re-welcome
site is perfect, so don't change
haiku-ating bliss

ATT: Janis

thanks for re-welcome
site is perfect, so don't change
haiku-ating bliss

at new job today
waiting to start the real work
getting organized

ATTENTION!
12038 was not mine!
I am now pissed.

firda firda fir-
da count is dis your highness
throne was occupied

Bad haiku I write
Every day and every night
I'm Bad Haiku Queen!

i'll miss you by gum
eucalyptus saligna
good-bye to the blue

well personally
seafood to me it isn't
but i love to drown

SirCam fills email
with ephermera so bland.
Sartre hits delete

The two-legged dog,
hopping happily along;
they call him Tri-pod.

The one-legged dog
hops happily along with
a name like pogo

chew a fruit roll up
and know why I never say
bad things about you.

Scared shitless is she,
Panicked lady, tries to be
calm under pressure.

On a wall - in Smalls:
In the ladies bathroom, too
A jazz nightclub still.

Ah...yes...yes...beware
Be affraid, be very...very...HA! He...
GOBBLEDYGOOK - YES!

Be affraid, be very...
Said one fob to another...
Written, by me, once...

Yes, perhaps now
The call you waited for has
Arrived (Beware, very..).

president bush rules
the planet is up shit creek
without a paddle

invariably
the difference between us
is variable

he breathes the ocean
drowning in his kisses
tasting like seafood

she describes herself
doesn't need to impress me
i already am

laughing and smiling,
you program me to give more.
Go get it yourself.

Got It! another
sexty-nine...Ooo, an' it's a
Good'un! nude term for't.

Apophallation!
nice to gnaw on him after
fuck. Suck it, slugger.
-- it'll grow back, you hope!

M.E. next! me next!
oh. I hope no one's near to
Mess Everything Up!

coming to a part
of haiku near you more of
missing everything.

Last night in a box
pictures were found proving that
grandma has a cock

she wiggles her arse
see that cute tail moving
her breath is ok

six hours driving
kids just ripping each other
fuckers have no ruth

this dog is nasty
his both ends stink equally
pray he never bites

one big ass road trip
wife, two kids, and big brown dog
with some bad habits

friday after work
hanging out with the fellas
the wife will be pissed

yes my face is straight
its my humor thats offset
i guess so is yours

to paraphrase Sir
Winston Churchill, the twat is
"a 'petting' gangsta"

yup, that's my nickname
for the twat, "petti' gangsta"
hope to stick it... sticks.

and that count supreme
excreshiatingly so
and so it would seem

ignorance is bliss
so don't get smart with me K
you know what I mean

maybe it's your lip
can you keep a straight face mate?
you could be crooked

my cholesterol?
my diet? my exercise?
oh, go fuck myself !

thirty two ounce beers
friday night at angelos
this must be heaven.

trimming the moustache
early morning ritual
it is never straight

maggies think of spring
sweetest song from butcher birds
good to be alive

there's no bluer blue
sky meeting ocean waving
just look at me now

handsome brolga bird
strong neck haughty attitude
graceful dancing legs

temp pulses: thirty
and sixty in two 15
minute hot flashes.

spanish africa
seventy-five to hundred
and five and back down...

then back up to a
whopping hundred thirty five
still skeptical, dope?