one mo' show t'go
your drummer is ready now
stick brush high hat doomp

o tangaroa
polynesian god of seas
you are a big boy

rip rip woodchip mate
no poem's lovlier ash
than a saligna

hinterland fires
fires in the valley now
smoke on the water

ripples of sawdust
woodchip japanese garden
sayonara tree

The name of the game
Is crappy haikus, buddy!
Pauly Shore sucks big!

I just popped my belt
and now I'm losing my pants
so, how was your day?

Drilling out my tooth
anesthetic just won't take
such a painful crown

many many months
since ive been here. site is for
haiku therapy

When I was away
I saw some things that happened
None worth mentioning

ash, how ya doin?
enjoyed your last few poems
cherry blossom-like

ATT: Janis

thanks for re-welcome
site is perfect, so don't change
haiku-ating bliss

ATT: Janis

thanks for re-welcome
site is perfect, so don't change
haiku-ating bliss

at new job today
waiting to start the real work
getting organized

ATTENTION!
12038 was not mine!
I am now pissed.

firda firda fir-
da count is dis your highness
throne was occupied

Bad haiku I write
Every day and every night
I'm Bad Haiku Queen!

i'll miss you by gum
eucalyptus saligna
good-bye to the blue

well personally
seafood to me it isn't
but i love to drown

SirCam fills email
with ephermera so bland.
Sartre hits delete

The two-legged dog,
hopping happily along;
they call him Tri-pod.

The one-legged dog
hops happily along with
a name like pogo

chew a fruit roll up
and know why I never say
bad things about you.

Scared shitless is she,
Panicked lady, tries to be
calm under pressure.

On a wall - in Smalls:
In the ladies bathroom, too
A jazz nightclub still.

Ah...yes...yes...beware
Be affraid, be very...very...HA! He...
GOBBLEDYGOOK - YES!

Be affraid, be very...
Said one fob to another...
Written, by me, once...

Yes, perhaps now
The call you waited for has
Arrived (Beware, very..).

president bush rules
the planet is up shit creek
without a paddle

invariably
the difference between us
is variable

he breathes the ocean
drowning in his kisses
tasting like seafood

she describes herself
doesn't need to impress me
i already am

laughing and smiling,
you program me to give more.
Go get it yourself.

Got It! another
sexty-nine...Ooo, an' it's a
Good'un! nude term for't.

Apophallation!
nice to gnaw on him after
fuck. Suck it, slugger.
-- it'll grow back, you hope!

M.E. next! me next!
oh. I hope no one's near to
Mess Everything Up!

coming to a part
of haiku near you more of
missing everything.

Last night in a box
pictures were found proving that
grandma has a cock

she wiggles her arse
see that cute tail moving
her breath is ok

six hours driving
kids just ripping each other
fuckers have no ruth

this dog is nasty
his both ends stink equally
pray he never bites

one big ass road trip
wife, two kids, and big brown dog
with some bad habits

friday after work
hanging out with the fellas
the wife will be pissed

yes my face is straight
its my humor thats offset
i guess so is yours

to paraphrase Sir
Winston Churchill, the twat is
"a 'petting' gangsta"

yup, that's my nickname
for the twat, "petti' gangsta"
hope to stick it... sticks.

and that count supreme
excreshiatingly so
and so it would seem

ignorance is bliss
so don't get smart with me K
you know what I mean

maybe it's your lip
can you keep a straight face mate?
you could be crooked