the dentist will see
how big a drill I can take.
I hate the dentist.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
one mo' show t'go
your drummer is ready now
stick brush high hat doomp
by http://gregbu.freeyellow.com/ of NYCity
o tangaroa
polynesian god of seas
you are a big boy
by ash
rip rip woodchip mate
no poem's lovlier ash
than a saligna
by mellie
hinterland fires
fires in the valley now
smoke on the water
by mellie
ripples of sawdust
woodchip japanese garden
sayonara tree
by ash
The name of the game
Is crappy haikus, buddy!
Pauly Shore sucks big!
by Troy of Ontario
I just popped my belt
and now I'm losing my pants
so, how was your day?
by Betty LeBomb
Drilling out my tooth
anesthetic just won't take
such a painful crown
by Betty LeBomb
many many months
since ive been here. site is for
haiku therapy
by Guy Montag
When I was away
I saw some things that happened
None worth mentioning
by Kenneth Extension
ash, how ya doin?
enjoyed your last few poems
cherry blossom-like
by sheena
ATT: Janis
thanks for re-welcome
site is perfect, so don't change
haiku-ating bliss
by sheena
ATT: Janis
thanks for re-welcome
site is perfect, so don't change
haiku-ating bliss
by sheena
at new job today
waiting to start the real work
getting organized
by sheena
ATTENTION!
12038 was not mine!
I am now pissed.
by sheena!
firda firda fir-
da count is dis your highness
throne was occupied
by mellie
Bad haiku I write
Every day and every night
I'm Bad Haiku Queen!
by Firda of Indonesia
i'll miss you by gum
eucalyptus saligna
good-bye to the blue
by ash
well personally
seafood to me it isn't
but i love to drown
by bruce
SirCam fills email
with ephermera so bland.
Sartre hits delete
by Jonny Iguana of Toronto
The two-legged dog,
hopping happily along;
they call him Tri-pod.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
The one-legged dog
hops happily along with
a name like pogo
by Betty LeBomb
chew a fruit roll up
and know why I never say
bad things about you.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Scared shitless is she,
Panicked lady, tries to be
calm under pressure.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
On a wall - in Smalls:
In the ladies bathroom, too
A jazz nightclub still.
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Ah...yes...yes...beware
Be affraid, be very...very...HA! He...
GOBBLEDYGOOK - YES!
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Be affraid, be very...
Said one fob to another...
Written, by me, once...
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Yes, perhaps now
The call you waited for has
Arrived (Beware, very..).
by Dr. Claw
president bush rules
the planet is up shit creek
without a paddle
by ash
invariably
the difference between us
is variable
by ash
he breathes the ocean
drowning in his kisses
tasting like seafood
by mellie
she describes herself
doesn't need to impress me
i already am
by bruce
laughing and smiling,
you program me to give more.
Go get it yourself.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Got It! another
sexty-nine...Ooo, an' it's a
Good'un! nude term for't.
by Miss Everything
Apophallation!
nice to gnaw on him after
fuck. Suck it, slugger.
-- it'll grow back, you hope!
by Miss Everything
M.E. next! me next!
oh. I hope no one's near to
Mess Everything Up!
by Miss Everything
coming to a part
of haiku near you more of
missing everything.
by Miss Everything
Last night in a box
pictures were found proving that
grandma has a cock
by Betty LeBomb
she wiggles her arse
see that cute tail moving
her breath is ok
by mellie
six hours driving
kids just ripping each other
fuckers have no ruth
by ap
this dog is nasty
his both ends stink equally
pray he never bites
by ap
one big ass road trip
wife, two kids, and big brown dog
with some bad habits
by ap
friday after work
hanging out with the fellas
the wife will be pissed
by Anonymous Poet
yes my face is straight
its my humor thats offset
i guess so is yours
by r.briseno of america
to paraphrase Sir
Winston Churchill, the twat is
"a 'petting' gangsta"
yup, that's my nickname
for the twat, "petti' gangsta"
hope to stick it... sticks.
by unconceding
and that count supreme
excreshiatingly so
and so it would seem
by unconceding
ignorance is bliss
so don't get smart with me K
you know what I mean
by mellie
maybe it's your lip
can you keep a straight face mate?
you could be crooked
by mellie
