Stuck on my paper
and now on my brand new shoe
sticky gum haiku

Bent-up flower plants
lean over the window sill
to see world below

Tangled in your hair
I pull and tug with my stare
to your eyes-- right there

It smells just like dew--
grass, the leaves and sky so blue
a rose picked from you

Blending red and green
swirling up almost madly
lawn mower flesh bomb

Dark and twisted trail
leads me to your sacred place
fur to weave a rug

Perched upon a post
the alien owl creature
grooms black tentacles

old brown dog lies near
he'll never retrieve again
the squirrels vex him

spotting and hissing
she snarls and attacks me
hormone replacement

wife is pissed again
it must be all the fishing
skin's tanned like leather

amontillado
follows dinner with a splash
rain drums the skylights

amontillado
follows dinne with a splash
rain drums the skylights

more thunder and rain
tree toads hop by the millions
grandma has a cock

what has poked my eye?
my own interpretation?
no, it's grandma's cock.

master of all things
says i about myself-yes
what a bunch of crap

me / feels sorry
wheres the creativity gone ?
i watch too much tv, sam

i am +oo afraid
of some kitten lurking around o.o
me gotta go soon

i do not touch nerves
your own interpretation
pokes you in the eye

Hate is such a strong word
strong armed by the world
I will not submit.
All of you
take your bad haiku and shove it.

burn, burn, burn

The moons lolls headless
on the horizon
I have just read haiku from others
get the noose ready

oh my god, people -
this is only bad haiku.
have a grain of salt.

Scott makes me nervous
Ash's my haiku Master
I felt I was slapped

if i flamed you, ash,
it's because you touched a nerve.
go suck grandma's cock.

(this was meant to be a sort of apology, but that last line just wrote itself.)

If clown could die now...
...He would never close his eyes...
...Darkness is far worse...

mr. gosh can't see
lenore will never love him
a dead, dumb fucktard

moonlight on the net
where fore art thou, juliet?
bring my wallet back!!!!

I got lost in my house
Must be the acid
Where'd my acid go?

Discarded Mucous
Hot summer sidewalk
Dog licked it up

Fision, solar
Its all the same
Powers industrial vibrator.

I lost some weight
Must be the worm
Ill go eat

My heart sprinkles with joy
Warm apple pie
Bad gas

I can smell my feet
carnations with a splash of sweat
The summer

lingering sadly;
i wait for just one more word
but i am ignored.

icetea & FR

worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their bitch

spank the kitten, yay
spank their guts, that is not right! O.0
see the spiders smile ?

the muscles all stretch
gaping hole...bottomless pit
power of goatse

the black lodge is near
dwarf in red dances around
laura is still dead

smoke rings in the air
empty molson's bottles drop
topias are here!

the letch brothers make
crimson rivers flow all down
autopsy table

good once-better twice!

fuckin' right thinking
there are tons of hot sales girls
at sears cosmetics

fuckin' right thinking
there are tons of hot sales girls
at sears cosmetics

i see a yellow blur
brown logs land on grass so green
dance on Pikafecal, dance on!

a rose for my beloved
alas, she does not smell as sweet
maybe i'll bury her tomorrow