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Haiku # 12494 August 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
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Haiku # 12493 August 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
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Haiku # 12492 August 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
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Haiku # 12491 August 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
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Haiku # 12490 August 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
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Haiku # 12489 August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
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Haiku # 12488 August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
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Haiku # 12487 August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
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Haiku # 12486 August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
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Haiku # 12485 August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
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Haiku # 12484 August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
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Haiku # 12483 August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
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Haiku # 12482 August 13, 2001 1:43 pm ET
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Haiku # 12481 August 13, 2001 1:43 pm ET
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Haiku # 12480 August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
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Haiku # 12479 August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by lllll
Haiku # 12478 August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by jjjjjj
Look below, Now - Whoo!
Your name tag is broken, too
Please play again~
Haiku # 12477 August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
Haiku # 12476 August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by pppppp
Haiku # 12475 August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by sssss
Haiku # 12474 August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by www
Haiku # 12473 August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by www
Haiku # 12472 August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by www
Haiku # 12471 August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by gggggg
Haiku # 12470 August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by gggggg
Haiku # 12469 August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by qqqqqq
Haiku # 12468 August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by rrrrr
Haiku # 12467 August 13, 2001 1:40 pm ET
by gggggg
Haiku # 12466 August 13, 2001 1:40 pm ET
by fffff
Haiku # 12465 August 13, 2001 1:40 pm ET
by eeee
Listen all of you,
Cadavers and rotten dew
Leak from words you used
Haiku # 12464 August 13, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by Punit Dadlani
behold the monster
prodigious cavernosum
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 12463 August 13, 2001 2:56 am ET
by ash
someday i will go
break these chains of mortal light
into the darkness
Haiku # 12462 August 12, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
you repulsive pig
lost my valuable tape
my porno is gone
Haiku # 12461 August 12, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
allow me to see
the inner beauty of you
i have surgeon's hands
Haiku # 12460 August 12, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
my brain is freezing
i ate the sundae too fast
damn you, ice cream man
Haiku # 12459 August 12, 2001 11:17 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
I'd knew there'd be a chance
that your eyes would dance, across
my moment and pants
Haiku # 12458 August 12, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
a flash of silver
the flesh dances with my blade
waterfall of red
Haiku # 12457 August 12, 2001 11:14 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
Stuck on my paper
and now on my brand new shoe
sticky gum haiku
Haiku # 12456 August 12, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Bent-up flower plants
lean over the window sill
to see world below
Haiku # 12455 August 12, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tangled in your hair
I pull and tug with my stare
to your eyes-- right there
Haiku # 12454 August 12, 2001 10:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
It smells just like dew--
grass, the leaves and sky so blue
a rose picked from you
Haiku # 12453 August 12, 2001 10:44 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Blending red and green
swirling up almost madly
lawn mower flesh bomb
Haiku # 12452 August 12, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Dark and twisted trail
leads me to your sacred place
fur to weave a rug
Haiku # 12451 August 12, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Perched upon a post
the alien owl creature
grooms black tentacles
Haiku # 12450 August 12, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
old brown dog lies near
he'll never retrieve again
the squirrels vex him
Haiku # 12449 August 12, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by ap
spotting and hissing
she snarls and attacks me
hormone replacement
Haiku # 12448 August 12, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by ap
wife is pissed again
it must be all the fishing
skin's tanned like leather
Haiku # 12447 August 12, 2001 9:13 pm ET
by ap
amontillado
follows dinner with a splash
rain drums the skylights
Haiku # 12446 August 12, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by ap spelling again
amontillado
follows dinne with a splash
rain drums the skylights
Haiku # 12445 August 12, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by ap